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Veganphobia is the term used to describe dislike of or prejudice against individuals who are vegan. The term, of course, is not really valid since it was made by 57 year old grown woman who makes her own dog vegan. I am actually veganphobic and you should be too.
ThatVeganTeacher: Stop eating McDonalds, it is very veganphobic of you to be eating that! Do not participate in veganphobia!
Proud VeganPhobic Carnist with 200 IQ: - throws McNuggets and Big Mac at her - Shut the fuck up you ugly vegan Karen. I am veganphobic and PROUD!!!
Proud VeganPhobic Carnist with 200 IQ: - throws McNuggets and Big Mac at her - Shut the fuck up you ugly vegan Karen. I am veganphobic and PROUD!!!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 24, 2022
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Her natural enemy is Heather.
Her natural enemy is Heather.
Interviewer: Lindsay, what do you think about LeShawna.
Lindsay: OMG, LeShawna is like such a queen! I honestly love her so much!
LeShawna: DAMN RIGHT, AND LET NOBODY TELL YOURSELF OTHERWISE, DEAR!
Heather: Oh please! I know nerds that are more queenlike than you, you ghetto glamour too tight pants wearing rapstar wannabe!
LeShawna: Lindsay, hold mah rings girl! Ima bouta beat Heather's ass!
Lindsay: OMG, LeShawna is like such a queen! I honestly love her so much!
LeShawna: DAMN RIGHT, AND LET NOBODY TELL YOURSELF OTHERWISE, DEAR!
Heather: Oh please! I know nerds that are more queenlike than you, you ghetto glamour too tight pants wearing rapstar wannabe!
LeShawna: Lindsay, hold mah rings girl! Ima bouta beat Heather's ass!
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by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
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Rumor has it that the Bitch Expert was assassinated by an angry feminazi, but this rumor was never confirmed. Below is a police sketch of what the Bitch Expert may have looked like.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
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Chinese Citizen: 我愛台灣，它是一個美麗的國家 1989年是天安門大屠殺發生的一年 我有3個孩子 我們每天都玩 6 個小時的電子遊戲！
Xi Jinping: 你好中國公民 不幸的是，您的社會信用評分非常低 您的執行日期設置為 2022 年 10 月 25 日
(You might wanna translate this to English.)
Xi Jinping: 你好中國公民 不幸的是，您的社會信用評分非常低 您的執行日期設置為 2022 年 10 月 25 日
(You might wanna translate this to English.)
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If you suffer from vystopia, here are some recommendations on what you can do to feel better:
- Eat a nice BBQ with friends
- Go to McDonalds
- Stop watching ThatVeganTeacher
- Stop being vegan
If somebody you know suffers from vystopia, here is what you can do to be an ally:
- Avoid all contact with them unless they eat meat again like a sane human
- Tell them that vystopia does not exist
- Give them a nice juicy Big Mac
- Invite them to a BBQ
If you suffer from vystopia, here are some recommendations on what you can do to feel better:
- Eat a nice BBQ with friends
- Go to McDonalds
- Stop watching ThatVeganTeacher
- Stop being vegan
If somebody you know suffers from vystopia, here is what you can do to be an ally:
- Avoid all contact with them unless they eat meat again like a sane human
- Tell them that vystopia does not exist
- Give them a nice juicy Big Mac
- Invite them to a BBQ
Vegan Brother: Hey sis, I'm suffering from vystopia. Can you please be vegan with me, it anguishes me to know that my family is not vegan.
Carnist Sister who has a normal brain: STFU and go eat meat like a normal person. You're the reason why I'm pro-choice.
Carnist Sister who has a normal brain: STFU and go eat meat like a normal person. You're the reason why I'm pro-choice.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
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ThatVeganNurse does not approve of ThatVeganTeacher's methods and condemns her for being mean.
ThatVeganNurse does not approve of ThatVeganTeacher's methods and condemns her for being mean.
ThatVeganNurse: Um hi! I was hoping that you could maybe, I dunno, consider becoming vegan? It's okay if you don't want to!
Proud Carnist: STFU.
ThatVeganNurse: Oh, my bad! I'll get out of your hair!
Proud Carnist: STFU.
ThatVeganNurse: Oh, my bad! I'll get out of your hair!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
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