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Courtney
Courtney is an annoying CIT who thinks she is the boss of everyone. She thinks that everyone should follow her orders and view her as a leader, even though nobody gives two shits about her. She is also a sore fucking loser and is never willing to accept defeat, always threatening to call her lawyers whenever she is eliminated.
Her natural mate is Duncan.
Her natural mate is Duncan.
Chris: And the camper who will be going home on the Boat of Losers iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis .................. Courtney!
Courtney: WHAT?! You can't do this to me, I'm a CIT! -kicks Chris in the jewels- I am soooooooooooooo calling my lawyers!
LeShawna: Shut the fuck up you nasty ass hoe! Get the fuck off this island before I beat yo ass to the point where yo skull and yo spine are indistinguishable!
Courtney: WHAT?! You can't do this to me, I'm a CIT! -kicks Chris in the jewels- I am soooooooooooooo calling my lawyers!
LeShawna: Shut the fuck up you nasty ass hoe! Get the fuck off this island before I beat yo ass to the point where yo skull and yo spine are indistinguishable!
Courtney by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
The Badussy War
The Badussy War was a global conflict between the Barb Allied Powers and the WAP Axis Powers that took place from 1938 to 1945. The conflict began when the Cardigan Empire attacked the the Jiafei Republic in July 19, 1938 for their products. The United States Of Barbica, Doja Kingdom, CupcakKe Union, Grande Kingdom, and Democratic Republic of Peaches, who were allies to the Jiafei Republic, were thus pulled into a war with the Cardigan Empire. The Cardigan Empire's allies, the James Charles Republic, Azalea Union, Swiftussy Empire, and the Stallion Empire, were also dragged into the war against the Barb Allied Forces. The War was a terrifying one, and more there were more than 100,000,000 casualties. The Barb Allied Forces were victorious at the end, and in November 2, 1945, the WAP Axis Powers were forced to pay war reparations. The Cardigan Empire, Azalea Union, and Stallion Empire were forced to give up some of its land, and the James Charles Republic was dissolved into many smaller countries.
The image below shows President Nicole Maraj of the United States Of Barbica condemning Supreme Leader Cardica Bacillious for her invasion of the Jiafei Empire. She was assassinated 4 days later. The casualties of the Badussy War were profound.
The Badussy War by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
ThatVeganTeacher Eats Meat
Here is a scenario of what would happen if That Vegan Teacher Accidentally ate meat:
Carnist: - eating McDonalds -
ThatVeganTeacher: Stop eating meat! You are hurting the ani-
Carnist: - shoves meat down ThatVeganTeacher's throat -
ThatVeganTeacher: Oh my fucking god! Nooooo, what did you do! Oh, my! - chews food - I remember that taste... That's good.... - grabs entire box of Chicken McNuggets and shoves it down her mouth - FUCK BEING VEGAN!!! I'M HAVING MEAT TONIGHT!!! - runs to McDonalds cashier and bys 500 Chicken McNuggets -
Carnist: - eating McDonalds -
ThatVeganTeacher: Stop eating meat! You are hurting the ani-
Carnist: - shoves meat down ThatVeganTeacher's throat -
ThatVeganTeacher: Oh my fucking god! Nooooo, what did you do! Oh, my! - chews food - I remember that taste... That's good.... - grabs entire box of Chicken McNuggets and shoves it down her mouth - FUCK BEING VEGAN!!! I'M HAVING MEAT TONIGHT!!! - runs to McDonalds cashier and bys 500 Chicken McNuggets -
ThatVeganTeacher Eats Meat by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
Abuela Madrigal
Abuela Madrigal is the grandmother in the Casita Madrigal. She loves all of her children and grandchildren dearly, except Mirabel. She wants to protect their family and keep all of them safe, except Mirabel she can go die in a hole.
Isabella Madrigal: Abuela, do you love me?
Abuela Madrigal: Of course my Isabella Perfecta! You are my favorite grandchild!
Luisa Madrigal: What about me?
Abuela Madrigal: I love you too, Luisa!
Mirabel Madrigal: And me Abuela?
Abuela Madrigal: Stfu you ugly ass hoe, you can go burn in a hole. Your the reason why Pepa is my favorite daughter, because she did not give birth to a raging mistake like you. You make me wish Bruno was back, I hate you! Get the fuck out of my face!
Mirabel Madrigal: You know what fuck you Abuela, Ima go put out the candle nobody loves you anyways.
Abuela Madrigal: Of course my Isabella Perfecta! You are my favorite grandchild!
Luisa Madrigal: What about me?
Abuela Madrigal: I love you too, Luisa!
Mirabel Madrigal: And me Abuela?
Abuela Madrigal: Stfu you ugly ass hoe, you can go burn in a hole. Your the reason why Pepa is my favorite daughter, because she did not give birth to a raging mistake like you. You make me wish Bruno was back, I hate you! Get the fuck out of my face!
Mirabel Madrigal: You know what fuck you Abuela, Ima go put out the candle nobody loves you anyways.
Abuela Madrigal by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
Amber Heard
Abuser: OMG, I just Amber Hearded all over my boyfriend's bed because he chose to visit his mom in the hospital instead of taking me to the mall!
Friend: Wow I can't believe you just did an Amber Heard on his bed!
Friend: Wow I can't believe you just did an Amber Heard on his bed!
Amber Heard by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
Jada Pinkett Smith
A bald-ass whore who starts drama and is a terrible wife to Will Smith. Also commonly referred to as GI Jane 2. She cheated on her husband with a man named Tupac and acts like it is a normal thing, and she cried and said she never wanted to marry him as if it was a joke. She also shamed Will Smith for standing up for her and slapping Chris Rock in the Oscar, even though she probably forced her to.
Jada Pinkett Smith: I don't give 2 craps what people think of this bald head of mine.
Everyone: Shut the fuck up Caillou we saw how you acted in the Oscars.
Megamind: Girl you so bald that you boost my confidence in my hair.
Ridley Scott: Jada, we have decided to cast you as GI Jane 2.
Chris Rock: Wow Jada I knew you would make the cut!
Will Smith: GET MAH WIFES NAME OUT CHO FUCKIN MOUTH!!!
Tupac: Hey Jada you wanna come to my house later for some personal business?
Jada: Yes Mi Amor, I mean Tupac. See you tonight.
Everyone: Shut the fuck up Caillou we saw how you acted in the Oscars.
Megamind: Girl you so bald that you boost my confidence in my hair.
Ridley Scott: Jada, we have decided to cast you as GI Jane 2.
Chris Rock: Wow Jada I knew you would make the cut!
Will Smith: GET MAH WIFES NAME OUT CHO FUCKIN MOUTH!!!
Tupac: Hey Jada you wanna come to my house later for some personal business?
Jada: Yes Mi Amor, I mean Tupac. See you tonight.
Jada Pinkett Smith by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
Heather
Heather is a smelly ass hoe from Total Drama. She is constantly nasty to everyone and is the reason why many players were eliminated from the game. Nobody likes her.
Her natural enemy is LeShawna.
Her natural enemy is LeShawna.
Heather: I am like, the most popular character in this show,
LeShawna: Shut up you mall shopping ponytail wearing teen girl reading peeking in high school prom queen!
Heather: At least I'm popular!
LeShawna: That's it! Ima bouta whoop yo ass!
LeShawna: Shut up you mall shopping ponytail wearing teen girl reading peeking in high school prom queen!
Heather: At least I'm popular!
LeShawna: That's it! Ima bouta whoop yo ass!
Heather by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022