Quakeulf's definitions

mhzomg

"MegaHertz Oh My God"

A term used to show awe for fast computers.

p1mp: look at ma 4 jillion mhz quadruple intel amd setup
w0ar: WHOA :o
n4rc: MHZOMG!11

by Quakeulf August 2, 2006

vast left-wing conspiracy

Before this, leftists were just paranoid, but now they bless being able to have a reason for their paranoia so that they can legally get a straw inside the government`s moneybag for their alleged therapy-sessions involving booze and bling-bling.

Apolitical dude: I read something on the internet about a vast left-wing conspiracy...
Radical leftist: I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!
Apolitical dude: I didn`t-
Radical leftist: IF THIS WAS RUSSIA YOU`D BE IN JAIL BY NOW YOU HEAR THAT!
Apolitical dude: Whatever.

by Quakeulf April 21, 2006

american humor

If you don`t understand it,
ridicule it!

American humor could be as follows:

"Haha! Look at those japs carrying that big, pink penis around in the streets! What retards! Who would do anything as stupid as that?"

by Quakeulf January 24, 2006

seamen

(noun) A cute way of expressing semen!

"Deck the halls with creamy seamen,
falalalah, lala lalah!"

by Quakeulf January 15, 2006

norge

Meaning the path north.

"So where do we go from here?"

"I`d say we go Norge!"

by Quakeulf January 15, 2006

dnb

Den Norske Bank

The Norwegian name for "The Norwegian Bank", which has been around longer than the genre of music.

I went to DNB last night to withdraw some money.

by Quakeulf January 15, 2006

negroyeti

A very hairy black man.

The negroyeti is said to exist somewhere in Africa, though few people have actually seen it.

by Quakeulf January 13, 2006