Quakeulf's definitions

np

1) No penis.
2) Niggah please.
3) No pants.

1) Check out that guy, he's got NP.
2) NP! Don't gimme that shit!
3) Look at her, she's got NP.

by Quakeulf February 3, 2004

megabutt

(noun) ultrabutt`s lesser cousin. If you are not quite the ultrabutt, you can still have a mighy megabutt.

Not related to any cartoon television show, yet.

Megazord! I give thee a profound taste of my megabutt!

by Quakeulf January 13, 2006

K3

The more relaxed version of X3, it's what follows X3 naturally. After the initial reaction to something it's what you can use to show you are just chillin'. It has a couple of variations like >K3 and K3~.

It is not to be confused with the KKK.

What's this? :3 (Curiosity)
Hmmm? =3 (Eagerness)
Lol wut X3 (Happily surprised)
Aaaaw, that's so sweet K3 (Playing it cool)

by Quakeulf April 28, 2008

gookle

The asian version of Google.

In Gookle the most common search terms are "fried rice", "noodles" and "blonde girls".

by Quakeulf June 22, 2008

puffy cheeks

Delicious, soft skin that makes a face convex. The perfect thing for any cute girl's face. Especially asian girls have those finely crafted, perfectly rounded puffy cheeks, but they are also common among Scandinavian girls.

She has the most glorious puffy cheeks I have ever kissed! I need to kiss and squeeze them again. Oh god I am so gay for puffy cheeks. :/

by Quakeulf October 12, 2006

ultrabutt

(noun) It is not just your regular butt, but an astonishing ULTRAbutt! It takes every feature of a butt and makes it as extreme as possible to complete an ultrabutt.

Your puny butt is nothing compared to my ultrabutt!

by Quakeulf January 13, 2006

seamen

(noun) A cute way of expressing semen!

"Deck the halls with creamy seamen,
falalalah, lala lalah!"

by Quakeulf January 15, 2006