Quakeulf's definitions

vast left-wing conspiracy

Before this, leftists were just paranoid, but now they bless being able to have a reason for their paranoia so that they can legally get a straw inside the government`s moneybag for their alleged therapy-sessions involving booze and bling-bling.

Apolitical dude: I read something on the internet about a vast left-wing conspiracy...
Radical leftist: I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!
Apolitical dude: I didn`t-
Radical leftist: IF THIS WAS RUSSIA YOU`D BE IN JAIL BY NOW YOU HEAR THAT!
Apolitical dude: Whatever.

by Quakeulf April 21, 2006

american humor

If you don`t understand it,
ridicule it!

American humor could be as follows:

"Haha! Look at those japs carrying that big, pink penis around in the streets! What retards! Who would do anything as stupid as that?"

by Quakeulf January 24, 2006

ultrabutt

(noun) It is not just your regular butt, but an astonishing ULTRAbutt! It takes every feature of a butt and makes it as extreme as possible to complete an ultrabutt.

Your puny butt is nothing compared to my ultrabutt!

by Quakeulf January 13, 2006

htmlol

"HyperText Markup Laughing OnLine"

No description needed. :3

john_doe42: how do i made webpage
me: You don't. It makes itself.
john_doe42: but how??
john_doe42: i bet yuo don't know html, it is teh best ftw
me: htmlol

by Quakeulf August 2, 2006

gookle

The asian version of Google.

In Gookle the most common search terms are "fried rice", "noodles" and "blonde girls".

by Quakeulf June 22, 2008

orange jews

1.) Jewish people living in Holland.

2.) A refreshing drink made of oranges.

"There are lots of orange jews in this area."

"I had enough of orange jews last night. Now I'm sick."

by Quakeulf September 9, 2005

dnb

Den Norske Bank

The Norwegian name for "The Norwegian Bank", which has been around longer than the genre of music.

I went to DNB last night to withdraw some money.

by Quakeulf January 15, 2006