Quakeulf's definitions

Brollum

A very shady bro. Derived from Gollum.

One who might turn his split personality against you for his own benefit should you decide to trust him like a real bro.

Dude, he's not a real broham, he's just a brollum.

by Quakeulf September 28, 2009

monsterbutt

(noun) The true evil among butts!

Comes in mostly darker shades with loose, mushy skin and has a foul smell reminiscent of flatulence and a freshly decayed corpse.

I pounded her monsterbutt with my 9 inch nail until we could hear the birds sing in the morning.

by Quakeulf January 13, 2006

vast left-wing conspiracy

Before this, leftists were just paranoid, but now they bless being able to have a reason for their paranoia so that they can legally get a straw inside the government`s moneybag for their alleged therapy-sessions involving booze and bling-bling.

Apolitical dude: I read something on the internet about a vast left-wing conspiracy...
Radical leftist: I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!
Apolitical dude: I didn`t-
Radical leftist: IF THIS WAS RUSSIA YOU`D BE IN JAIL BY NOW YOU HEAR THAT!
Apolitical dude: Whatever.

by Quakeulf April 21, 2006

harime

A portmanteau of harem and anime.

Love Hina is a stereotypical harime.

by Quakeulf October 21, 2007

Colonthree

The word-version of :3

Or; how you say :3

It's a multifunctional, all-purpose smiley. Also the sort of face most rodents make.

Guy: My mom died!
Dude: *colonthree*

by Quakeulf August 28, 2009

dnb

Den Norske Bank

The Norwegian name for "The Norwegian Bank", which has been around longer than the genre of music.

I went to DNB last night to withdraw some money.

by Quakeulf January 15, 2006

megabutt

(noun) ultrabutt`s lesser cousin. If you are not quite the ultrabutt, you can still have a mighy megabutt.

Not related to any cartoon television show, yet.

Megazord! I give thee a profound taste of my megabutt!

by Quakeulf January 13, 2006