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mhzomg

"MegaHertz Oh My God"

A term used to show awe for fast computers.
p1mp: look at ma 4 jillion mhz quadruple intel amd setup
w0ar: WHOA :o
n4rc: MHZOMG!11
by Quakeulf August 2, 2006
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kworitee

Quality.

Often thought to be said by asian people when they describe things that they would like you to consider to be high quality in order to make the most out of a deal. It usually is something really cheap and dirty sold at a high price.

On certain imageboards/textboards it is also used together with VIP to form a special form of anti-quality known as "VIP-quality".
Western customer: *Looks at the modified Trabant* "This car is a bit expensive..."
Asian: *Jumps at him* "Iz not! Iz guud kworitee cah! Have wan self! Beri beri guud! Buy, yeees. Kworitee."
by Quakeulf April 13, 2010
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backfire

To hit back.

When you are clogging the toilet with your massive, brown logs of divine terror, the brown water that splashes up on your butt and balls is known as a "backfire".
by Quakeulf October 30, 2005
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ultrabutt

(noun) It is not just your regular butt, but an astonishing ULTRAbutt! It takes every feature of a butt and makes it as extreme as possible to complete an ultrabutt.
Your puny butt is nothing compared to my ultrabutt!
by Quakeulf January 13, 2006
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american humor

If you don`t understand it,
ridicule it!
American humor could be as follows:

"Haha! Look at those japs carrying that big, pink penis around in the streets! What retards! Who would do anything as stupid as that?"
by Quakeulf January 24, 2006
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seamen

(noun) A cute way of expressing semen!
"Deck the halls with creamy seamen,
falalalah, lala lalah!"
by Quakeulf January 15, 2006
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Colonthree

The word-version of :3

Or; how you say :3

It's a multifunctional, all-purpose smiley. Also the sort of face most rodents make.
Guy: My mom died!
Dude: *colonthree*
by Quakeulf August 28, 2009
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