Definitions by QuacksO

triple-n 

Nutritional No-No. Refers to any "unnatural" food item or additive, such as white flour, sugar, table salt, preservatives, food colorings, etc., that nutritionists advise against consuming.

Dude, you're eating coleslaw just plain? Aren't you gonna put some salad dressing on it?
No way, Bud --- that stuff's got a myriad of triple-n's in it --- sugar, salt, hydrogenated oils, preservatives... I wanna stay healthy!

triple-n by QuacksO May 19, 2014

demensia 

Noun The plural of "demension", this word refers to two or more of any "fussy" or "precise" or "stringent" measurements (length, width, height, depth, weight, amount, levelling/alignment, etc.), or to an unusually large quantity of these stipulations, which are involved in a construction/scientific project, details that typically cause the laborers and supervisors involved in the endeavor to actually go partially insane over the fastidious/voluminous details, and sometimes to even actually see the nauseating mathematical figures in their sleep. Can also refer to a debilitating mental condition brought on by excessive exposure to said precise-measurement headaches, or to a similar condition suffered by someone who is unnaturally/totally obsessed with either (1) exact measurements of various objects, or (2) the "measurements" of an admired person whom he'd like to be intimate with.

Harry used to love fine cabinet-making, but he eventually got such a rip-roaring case of demensia that he had to quit that line of work; he now enjoys befriending attractive women, and measuring their boob- and waist-sizes.

demensia by QuacksO May 8, 2014

philandthropist 

A wealthy married man who, while probably being somewhat parsimonious to his own wife/children, offers financal assistance to other women in return for their sexual favors.

I hear that Mr. Jones is thought of as a real sugar daddy by a lot of ladies, but he makes his own family shop at Goodwill, so I see him as just a philandthropist.

philandthropist by QuacksO February 20, 2014

PLP 

Public Leaning Post. Does not exist in real life; merely referred to by any indigant person whom someone else of perfectly sound physique tries to lean against merely out of laziness.

Lazy dude, resting his broad shoulder against his slight-figured girlfriend while they're standing at a bus stop: Aahhh... convenient back-rest!
Girl, giving him an indignant shove: Hey --- get OFFA me, ya big lugg! I'm not a PLP!

PLP by QuacksO January 23, 2014

fringe benefits 

Refers to the ultimate in "benefits" when speaking of a lady's being a "friend with benefits", in that the friendship includes access to the "fringe" between her legs.

My new Internet girlfriend isn't much to look at or even all that interesting company, but at least she comes with fringe benefits.

fringe benefits by QuacksO January 17, 2014

a.s.s.h.o.l.e. 

Acronym for "Automatically Suspect Since He Obviously Lacks Empathy"; refers to any obnoxious/arrogant dude who just can't seem to be reasonable or considerate, and so nobody trusts him or gives him the benefit of the doubt in any social setting.

That new store manager is a total a.s.s.h.o.l.e., and so the staff is edgy and nervous as a result.

a.s.s.h.o.l.e. by QuacksO January 15, 2014

deadication 

May refer to {1} a fanatical degree of determination that actually drives someone to pursue an interest or idea to the death, or {2} a super-hooked and eternally **grateful** fan of the (in)famous rock band.

I'm so filled with deadication that I'm gonna don my lightning-skull t-shirt and chain myself to a tree.

deadication by QuacksO January 9, 2014