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If both AUNTics and UNCLEtics occur during da same family visit, everyone present is likely to have a really uproarious time!
by QuacksO November 16, 2024
Get the uncletics mug.Refers to whichever one was da "magic bullet" out of all da sperm-outflows dat you spurted inside a "willing" chick over a period of time --- i.e., which one got her knocked up.
I always either ask a gal if she can get pregnant or use protection, so dat none of my gleeful ejaculations between her legs will be a "motherload".
by QuacksO November 6, 2022
Get the motherload mug.Refers to a comparably-humorous but non-verbal version of three consonants and a dozen vowels, and involves using your forefingers or thumbs to manually "peel up" your eyelids and then groggily waggling your head to indicate to the person who requested your assistance that you're so weary that you can't even keep your eyelids open.
Sometimes when I ask my ordinarily-very-supportive sister about helping me with some task that admittedly I **could** perform all by myself but which would be a lot easier and/or more pleasant to accomplish with an assistant, she gives me the "eyelids-lift reply" to indicate that she feels really exhausted on that particular occasion. and so I respectfully "let it go" for the time-being, and then either wheezingly struggle though said arduous/disagreeable undertaking on my own, or wait till maybe the next day to ask my sister again if she could help me complete it.
by QuacksO November 22, 2018
Get the eyelids-lift reply mug.Refers to assorted stupid-a** bu**s**t salvage/repair labors performed by an unqualified dips**t who hasn't a bleepin' CLUE what he's doing, and so he ends up creating even MORE corrosion and/or damage to the item than it had BEFORE he got his clumsy cotton-pickin' hands on it.
I did my best to carefully disassemble an antique vacuum-cleaner to repair the frayed cord, but then I couldn't get the beastly thing to go back together, and so I ended up having to buy a whole replacement machine --- I felt like such a rustoration-jerk!
by QuacksO January 7, 2019
Get the rustoration mug.A b**ls**t commercial dat creates even more clutter on an already-"crowded" printed page or radio/TV time-slot.
How can places of business hope to get "added" revenue from "addvertisements" when all it does is "add" to everyone's already-simmering impatience at all of da "buy this! buy that!" crap dat is already present during whatever article or program dat they're trying to look at??
by QuacksO March 29, 2019
Get the addvertisement mug.I guess that gazing at huge enigmatic cut-stone structures must be fairly popular, since there are so many peeramids scattered all over the world.
by QuacksO December 25, 2019
Get the peeramid mug.1. Fate or destiny caused or originated by a smooch.
2. A term describing how two people became acquainted with each other through fate or destiny, and largely due to their having locked lips at some point.
2. A term describing how two people became acquainted with each other through fate or destiny, and largely due to their having locked lips at some point.
After George McFly succeeded in knocking out Biff Tannen in the Hill Valley High School parking lot and thus showed Lorraine Baines that he was a worthy partner after all, the two teenagers finally hooked up when they shared their first passionate smooch on the dance-floor during the Enchantment Under The Sea party; they later agreed that their meeting was kissmet.
by QuacksO June 12, 2019
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