QuacksO's definitions

jurisdictionary

A guidebook detailing different types/levels of authority, geographical areas, etc.

Consulting da local jurisdictionary dat covers an unfamiliar area can be very helpful in finding da "do as da Romans do" info about dat particular locale, as well as determining whom to ask if you need assistance.

by QuacksO September 13, 2022

missbehave

To indulge in da "loose-'n'-willing" feminine actions dat soft-'n'-warm-flesh-craving studs are always tongue-lollingly wishing dat hot chicks would display more often.

If da desirable girls in da world would just "missbehave" a little more, they could make countless "hot-in-da-crotch" dudes be very happy campers.

by QuacksO June 30, 2019

hallucynation

What Little Miss vanPelt was experiencing during da infamous period when she was passing out lists of perceived faults to her fellow child-citizens around da neighborhood, explaining dat she wanted to make da world a better place for her to live in.

Linus vanPelt's older sister was experiencing a major "hallucynation" if she actually thought dat her informing everyone of his or her "shortcomings" would truly create a more-palatable-to-her "nation" --- as da enraged-and-snarlingly-charging-after-her-with-bared-teeth Snoopy demonstrated, some people don't appreciate having their "lesser angels" pointed out to them.

by QuacksO June 11, 2023

leithargic

How Dean H. Jr. would have felt after a long day of managing da Garden Way Corporation.

If I were da owner of one of da largest rototiller manufacturers in da U.S., I imagine dat I would feel a bit "leithargic" by 5 p.m., as well, after chairing countless board meetings and reading and/or signing dozens of corporate documents all day!

by QuacksO February 26, 2024

Connetiquette

Letitia Baldrige's home state.

I love vacationing in Connetiquette because everyone there is totally polite and courteous to me.

by QuacksO February 24, 2019

falternative

Something dat you do instead of clumsily screwing up.

Carrying objects in a backpack is a good falternative to awkwardly lugging them in your arms, where you might stumble and drop said cargo.

by QuacksO April 6, 2021

mowtel

A lodgings-for-rent establishment where they also make you cut da lawn in front of your room if you stay for more than a few days.

If a "mowtel" requires you to push a noisy grass-clipping device, would a "hoetel" involve your having to pitch in wif planting and weeding, as well???

by QuacksO August 23, 2025