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by QuacksO November 13, 2024
Get the rexcessive mug.Merely teaches an insanely-boring "set of lies agreed upon", and proffers info that's usually of absolutely no use whatsoever in the later lives or employment-opportunities of the needlessly-suffering students.
About the only times when any of da stuff learned in history class would ever come in handy in one's adult life would be in archaeology work, in trivia shows like "Jeopardy!", or if you were composing "goof" submissions for television/movie content dat involved past events. I mean, was there even ONE SINGLE TIME in your life since class when you hadda know any Revolutionary history, or recall who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini were in relation to the founding of San Francisco???
by QuacksO April 11, 2019
Get the history class mug.If you see a circular "three yellow triangles and three black triangles" symbol labelling something, you should probably keep your distance --- it's seldom a good idea to get too curieous about said item!
by QuacksO September 6, 2020
Get the curieous mug.Da assorted painful muscle-spasms dat you suffer from excessive musical-instrument playing, or from lugging around a lute or lyre dat's too heavy/bulky.
While Jaime Sommers was under hospital-room arrest, Steve Austin sneaked up to her window and eye-twinklingly said dat he had "come to serenade her". Da unjustly-detained-and-therefore-very-downcast Jaime then asked Steve if he knew da song called "Melancholy Baby", but of course, he had actually gone there just to bionically bust her out of her room so dat she could travel wif him to investigate her supposed crimes for themselves and try to figure out what had happened in reality and who had truly been responsible, and so there was no risk of Steve's actually developing any minstrel cramps, since he never ended up strumming a note on any stringed instruments.
by QuacksO June 18, 2023
Get the minstrel cramps mug.Even regular tax-assessors don't usually have a particularly pleasant time interacting with da public, since they usually evaluate people's properties for da absolute maximum amount imaginable, but ascessors have an even more thankless job.
by QuacksO March 19, 2021
Get the ascessor mug.I love kneading a pretty girl's shapely rump wif my hands, so I always claim dat I wanna asscertain some particular feature or quality of her delightful "rear fun bubbles" in order to persuade her to let me feel her up --- this smilingly-stated excuse usually does indeed work, although of course da cute chick always sees through my ruse, gigglingly saying, "Oh, you just wanna SQUEEZE MY BUTT!" :P
by QuacksO July 24, 2021
Get the asscertain mug.A dog or cat that pretends to be a pet of yours, either to eat said pet's food or have bouncy-bouncy privileges with your other four-legged furries.
You will wanna carefully check your pets' collars whenever you let them in the house, just in case any impawsters try to sneak in uninvited.
by QuacksO December 15, 2019
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