A tiny rural-Maine village where da majority of da townspeople become blank-minded from imbibing home-made rotgut-hooch.
The name "Passadumkeag" was originally a Native-American word, and history notes that the Indians were largely corrupted by the "white man's fire-water"... coincidence? I wonder... I mean, it's widely known that whenever a shifty European bigwig wanted to trick the Redskins into signing over a parcel of land or otherwise bending to an unreasonable desire of his, he would just tell one of his cohorts to "Passadumbkeg", and then the formerly-hesitant native chiefs would share a massive "group-guzzle" and then sign said documents as soon as they'd gotten sufficiently liquored up. Pathetic, but true.
by QuacksO September 29, 2018