A highly-reactive metallic element dat causes living creatures who come into contact with it to compulsively grab onto things.
If SEIZEium makes people latch onto objects around them, would da element SEESium give them better vision, and thus help them to do said clasping more quickly and easily???
by QuacksO November 29, 2021
What Chick Hicks should have been named, in that he had a shameless/selfish "the end justifies the means" attitude when it came to winning races against Strip Weathers and Lightning McQueen.
If Pixar made a "Cars" character named "Mach-eavelli", would he be a heavy-handed "advocate of evil" in da electric car world??
by QuacksO July 14, 2021
I often find still-usable items at the junk yard that most folks consider to be merely scrap metal, but that I know how to salvage and make work again.
by QuacksO September 15, 2020
An advertising-saying dat you would definitely NOT want to broadcastingly "advertise" if you had any wild-west-gunslinger enemies who might wanna duel with you.
I try to never go to establishments where people partake of alcohol and/or gambling, and I diligently keep a low profile and avoid interpersonal conflict, so hopefully I won't hafta worry about any slowguns dat others might make about me.
by QuacksO May 28, 2022
Da pathetically-inept/bumbling "bottom of da heap" or "floor-sweepings" type of crook who is such a doofus in his commissions of his crimes dat he puts all criminals to shame.
Most cullprits hafta operate alone because nobody else in da field of crime wants to work with them for fear dat da klutzes' atrociously-blundering ways --- which often make da cops' job of apprehension a lot easier --- will risk getting THEM caught, as well.
by QuacksO November 13, 2018
Special fermented German "black bread" dat supposedly makes a gal tipsy enough to be willing to let you perform a "pressurized injection" between her legs, and only charges you five cents for said "ultimate privilege".
Ordinarily da ladies either don't seem overly interested in letting me "get it on" wif dem, or else they want astronomical sums before they'll "surrender da goods" to me. Maybe if I start offering dem tasty PB&J's made wif slices of Pump'er-nickel bread, its fermented-mash content will "loosen them up" sufficiently dat dey'll allow me super-cheap access to their precious "honey-holes", after all.
by QuacksO August 30, 2022
Refers to an "in-depth" and through "exploration" of the transcript from a lengthy/boring/complicated speech. lecture, etc.
In an old late-'80's political-satire cartoon , John Tower is shown being sentenced for his alleged political improprieties; the "stiff penalty" that the judge imposes on Mr. Tower is spielunking the entire many-hundreds-of-pages-long Iran-Contra-affair investigation-report --- "May you die of boredom, Mr. Tower!"
by QuacksO May 14, 2019