A type of musical phrase dat is either (1) played or composed by someone named "Austin", or (2) is included in a musical work dat is performed in a city in southeastern Texas.
If da Six Million Dollar Man performed a concert in a certain Lone Star State locale, would da music be said to include "double Austinato" passages???
by QuacksO June 20, 2021
An ancient European explorer who taught everyone whom he met how to play golf and croquet from horseback.
Marco Polo and his followers may indeed have had intensely happy times with all their whooping and swinging while riding on horseback, and more power to them, I say. Still, I much prefer just sharing a quiet "strolling around on foot" mallets-and-balls game with my family and friends, thank you very much.
by QuacksO November 29, 2018
Da fine-tuned hair-arranging status dat little girls become when role-playing salon-matron on each other.
by QuacksO October 13, 2024
Two or more of your sexual partners who all "know about each other and are okay with it", and therefore they do not mind if you "flit" around amongst them to obtain some "variety" while getting your rocks off.
Engaging in group-sex eliminates the need to ask your intimate partners whether they mind if you have them as "friends with beneflits", since you are already simultaneously having sex with them, and so it's perfectly obvious that they are all cool with what you're doing.
by QuacksO September 23, 2019
Da violent "fix" or "answer" for alleviating da resentful jealousy dat da infamous hot-tempered Hebrew king felt towards David.
I always enjoy and appreciate it if someone plays soothing music for me, so I fail to understand why throwing spears at your musician would be a viable saulution...?
by QuacksO February 11, 2020
A supposedly-unavoidable mental/emotional condition wherein the "sufferer" cannot speak civilly, remain calm, or otherwise conduct himself in a reasonable/socially-responsible manner unless he is being constantly entertained or excited. Usually there is in fact nothing whatsoever truly wrong with the cranky person's mind, and thus his "illness" merely stems from a petulant selfish mindset that probably resulted from his being pampered and spoiled rotten as a child.
Teenage delinquent: Things are gettin' a little boring around the 'hood --- let's incite a riot!
Responsible teenager: Sorry, pal... I ain't gonna jeopardize my 100% clean criminal record just to temporarily satisfy your boredomline personality disorder!
Responsible teenager: Sorry, pal... I ain't gonna jeopardize my 100% clean criminal record just to temporarily satisfy your boredomline personality disorder!
by QuacksO July 31, 2013
Refers to the selfish act of using flattery, coaxing, or other social pressure to get others to give you rides (i.e., "be your wheels") for free.
I appreciate friendliness and honest compliments from others as much as anyone, but I always have to look out for wheel-wheedlers.
by QuacksO July 28, 2018