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Appetight 

A male's desire for a tight vagina, because of the enhanced sexual pleasure and comfort of knowing that the vagina has not been intromitted as many times as a loose vagina has. A loose vagina cannot satiate an appetight.
Donnie: Yo Tommy, wanna tag along for a double date with two DTF senior girls and me for tomorrow's date function? I'm on a cold streak!

Tommy: Hell no, D-Bag, I'm got a roaring appetight, so I'm going with that freshman chick from genetics class.

Donnie: Damn, I wish I wasn't so desperate so I could work my game for the rewards like you. I'm gonna have to settle for a loose meat sandwich again.
Appetight by BlewDevliz May 7, 2013
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appetight 

A craving for rich carbs-laden cuisine that causes your waistline to become overly "snug" inside your belt.
President Taft had such a prodigious appetight that when he died, they buried him in a coffin the size of a piano-case.
appetight by QuacksO October 27, 2018

a bone appetit

A hunger for sex.
Ben Dover wished his date a bone appetit while heading to the bed.
a bone appetit by I, Wreckerrr December 4, 2016

bon appetitty 

clavannah: he licked her boons
Monty: Bon appetitty
bon appetitty by clavannah November 6, 2013

Bon Appetit 

Bon Appétit is the French for 'Enjoy your meal'. It was also used in many other places such as the name of a magazine. But if you heard this or someone wrote it in an email or a letter, just know that it means enjoy your meal.
P.S. the following example is a real life quote that made me find and add this word in the dicionary:
Student:thanks for the meal today, believe it or not, today I
didnt have anything for breakfast and not much for dinner the night
before, so that muffins were quite satisfying. :)
And I never thought of a strawberry that deep in my entire life.

Teacher: No doubt there'll probably be other unexpected things this quarter, but
I don't know how many of them will be food oriented. "Bon Appetit" regardless.
Bon Appetit by randomguy908727 October 17, 2007

Dick appetit 

Used by a guy when he whips out his dick to get devoured by someone else
Person 1 whips out dick: Dick appetit
Person 2: *proceeds to give blowjob*
Dick appetit by fuckith meith November 11, 2020

bon appetit 

French. Wishing ye a worthy apitite.
Mum: Dinner is prepared you boys and I've spent all day getting it ready.
(the two boys sit at the table with the cutlery in hand salivating while mum finishes serving dinner)
Mum: bon appetit
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