QuacksO's definitions
A chronic helper/enabler of criminal activity involving pigment-based substances, items utilizing coloring-agents, etc.; said mean-spirited and destructively-manipulative behavior waxes and wanes depending on how stable said individual's insolin levels are at a given time, and/or whether the person has access to sweets.
Zonker Harris's Uncle Duke got busted for shoplifting at Macy's Menswear; perhaps if he'd had a dyeabettic conspirator accompanying him at the time, he might have gotten away with the stolen colored-fabric goods unseen.
by QuacksO July 20, 2021
Get the dyeabetticmug. by QuacksO February 13, 2021
Get the agarculturemug. A funeral home's standard practice regarding whether they will provide brawny humans to carry coffins.
by QuacksO August 19, 2019
Get the pallicymug. Da criminal-court proceedings regarding da infamous bulldog-faced mastermind of da Watergate scandal.
Da notorious mustachioed Nixon-era crook (in addition to "Ol' Tricky" himself, which of course he was, despite his well-known statement to da contrary) went on trial and received a 20-year prison sentence for his role in da scandalous riverside hotel break-in, but then da equally-unpopular "peanut-farmer prez" negated said Liddygation and allowed said high-level culprit to go free after serving little more than a fifth of his sentence.
by QuacksO August 23, 2022
Get the Liddygationmug. What Ethan Couch's grossly-overly-indulgent/forgiving/accommodating father snortingly snarled to school officials prior to his absurdly-outrageous offer to buy da entire school just so dat his "little Prince" (i.e., "baby") would be treated (read, "coddled"!) da way he preferred, rather than his being compelled to behave in a rational/responsible/respectful manner towards his fellow students and teachers, or subjected to da standard disciplinary-procedures if he declined to proffer said reasonable demeanor.
If Ethan Couch's father had not whooped his asinine "Nobody puts Baby in a corner!" battle-cry during his surly son's formative years while he was in school, maybe both Ethan and his also-shockingly-pandering mom would not have subsequently had to "stand in da corner big time" (i.e., go to prison after committing infinitely-more-serious crimes) sometime down da road!
by QuacksO July 20, 2019
Get the Nobody puts Baby in a corner!mug. Claiming affluenza and then fleeing to Mexico is a good example of an exercise in fewtility --- yes, you may indeed actually succeed in gaining yourself a small number of extra days of freedom, but eventually da chickens are gonna come home to roost, and then you'll still get put in da slammer after all.
by QuacksO April 8, 2023
Get the fewtilitymug. To either pretend to be a minister ("parson"), or to do such a lousy-ass job of it that people actually think you're not a real preacher.
That dude at the pulpit today was soooo far off on his quotings from Scripture --- almost seemed like one of those imparsonaters!
by QuacksO August 7, 2018
Get the imparsonatemug.