QuacksO's definitions

COLA

The government's periodic tweaking of financial-assistance amounts as determined by the current price of carbonated beverages.

Coke and Pepsi have gone up in price recently; I sure hope my monthly Food Stamps allotment has a proportional COLA increase.

by QuacksO July 25, 2018

sightation

1. A verbal or written "wagga, wagga, wagga" for discontented wheezing.
2. Da additional "discontented wheezing" dat you produce in response to receiving said petty-a** censure.

Y'know, if people in authority would just let their subjects alone about minor issues, far fewer sightations would be necessary in da first place!

by QuacksO February 11, 2023

lowerarchy

A system or organization having gradually-descending tiers of status, authority, etc.

A lowerarchy would be something like how they do things in Digitopolis --- da less da rank, da more powerful or prestigious you actually are.

by QuacksO October 30, 2023

alumeni

"Bright" students who are a regular "flash of brilliance" in their school.

If you attend knight school --- I mean, NIGHT school; "alumini" is probably how you'd spell da term for sheet-metal-armor-wearing students --- you might want a few "alumeni" in yer class to help "light da way" during said wee hours.

by QuacksO June 27, 2025

injeanious

Super-clever regarding denim pants.

Blue-colored dungarees on a lady may indeed really be a turn-on for you, but you may have to be at least somewhat injeanious if you expect said attractively-garbed chick to actually let you get into said sturdy garments.

by QuacksO May 31, 2021

wingenuity

Exceptional brainpower dat allows you to frequently take home first prize.

Biff Tannen was described in da newspapers as having incredible wingenuity due to his vast wealth gained from sports-betting, but in reality his "amazing" success came merely from his having read Gray's Sports Almanac and thus already knowing said competitions' outcomes before placing his bets.

by QuacksO October 14, 2025

massagynist

A dude who refuses to give women soothing rub-downs and/or insists on receiving said "luxury of da hands" treatments only from fellow males.

Being allowed to administer an all-over body-rub to a lady --- and being given one in return from her --- is basically da ultimate pleasure to da vast majority of guys... massagynists don't know what they're missing!

by QuacksO December 24, 2022