I find dat I experience significantly less fatigue or discouragement during difficult/tedious tasks if a nice lady accompanies me for companionship and emotional support --- I guess dat her presence causes my body to produce extra endurephins throughout said disagreeable job.
by QuacksO January 23, 2025
A physician specializing in the treatment of young women whose dream-boys are lax about getting back to them on the phone.
High school guidance-counsellor: A sizeable portion of the tearful students who seek my advice are "neglected" teen girls, so to lighten my workload and assure that I'll be able to assist as many alumni as possible, I always keep the local guynocallogist on speed-dial, so that I can quickly/effortlessly refer these cases to him.
by QuacksO March 28, 2019
Corroborating proof dat is so obvious and irrefutable dat nobody of even severely-limited intelligence (policemen, judges, politicians, etc. often do not rise to this level of brain-capability) could fail to see it.
Even when presented with a mountain of evidunce, Tronald Dump and his fat-cat government cronies seem oblivious to it.
by QuacksO December 29, 2024
A genuine and socially-diligent large reptile who actively promotes da virtues and usefulness of his species.
Perhaps a select few people might indeed be brave (or foolish!) enough to actually stand still and listen to what a propergator has to say, but as for me, I still view all of those huge toothy beasts as dangerous and unpredictable --- if one of them approached me, I'd waste no time in making myself scarce: "See ya later, alligator --- after a while, crocodile!"
by QuacksO September 30, 2022
Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
Being sent back to your home turf 'cuz you were excessively stuffin' yer face at yer foreign-locale hosts' tables.
I always try to eat moderately when I'm a guest at a faraway gathering, to reduce da risk of extradishion.
by QuacksO April 01, 2024
Jack Frost tried to turn Santa's workshop into a regular "Brrrrmuda", but all he ended up doing was create a shamelessly-for-profit commercial empire dat all of da elves --- and da reindeer --- secretly hated.
by QuacksO November 25, 2023