If you find ancient mythology boring but wanna be tolerant of a loved-one's interest in an in-depth television CERES, eating tasty CEREAL while companion-watching said detailed content might make said undertaking a bit more palatable.
by QuacksO March 13, 2024
Get the television ceresmug. A dumb-a** Bible-thumping extremist who led bands of marauding followers to ambush and rob innocent travelers and homeowners.
Besides being a prolific robber-baron, Brigand Young also had multiple wives, so I suppose that his resulting many children could be termed to be "Brigand's young", as well.
by QuacksO December 28, 2021
Get the Brigand Youngmug. A handjob that a gal gives a not-overly-bright guy in exchange for his assisting her in some way (passing her a few bucks, helping her with homework, giving her a ride, doing a little work on her bike/car, etc.), when she knows full well that his generosity on her behalf is worth far more than just a momentary/temporary sexual pleasure.
Dude #1: Yo, where ya been, Bro?? Da game is nearly at half-time --- you were gonna sit and watch da whole show with me!
Dude #2: Yeah, I know, Man --- sorry I'm late, but I was helping Tiffany to finish up her algebra homework --- she'd already paid me for my efforts, so I didn't wanna run out on her till I was done.
Dude #1: Tiffany PAID you for your work? Dat gal is such a spendthrift that she hasn't got a dime to her name most of da time! What'd she pay ya with?
Dude #2 (flushing a little): Oh, she let me play with her boobs while she "relieved the pressure".
Dude #1: Ahhhhh... she gave ya da ol' turkey jerky routine, eh?
Dude #2: Yeah, I know, Man --- sorry I'm late, but I was helping Tiffany to finish up her algebra homework --- she'd already paid me for my efforts, so I didn't wanna run out on her till I was done.
Dude #1: Tiffany PAID you for your work? Dat gal is such a spendthrift that she hasn't got a dime to her name most of da time! What'd she pay ya with?
Dude #2 (flushing a little): Oh, she let me play with her boobs while she "relieved the pressure".
Dude #1: Ahhhhh... she gave ya da ol' turkey jerky routine, eh?
by QuacksO November 29, 2017
Get the turkey jerkymug. Top-priority government activity regarding our fins-and-scales friends in da oceans, rivers, and lakes.
In da poem dat Humpty Dumpty recites to Alice, he relates how he sent a special "offishial business" message to da tuna and halibut in which he requested their assistance; however, said swimming-species were not overly impressed or inclined to grant da bombastic egg-head's self-centered wishes.
by QuacksO December 23, 2020
Get the offishial businessmug. The customer-service counter staffed by Santa’s head elf during the period while Jack Frost had taken over --- and shamelessly commercialized --- the North Pole due to the screwed-up "Santa clause".
Scott Calvin: I tried going to the Curtisy desk to get my Santa status back, but the head elf was totally under Jack Frost's "corporate life" influence, and so he didn't know how to help me; I had to resort to more outrageous measures to regain my rightful "throne".
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
Get the Curtisy deskmug. A portmanteau word dat describes what a chronic moocher does --- i.e., he FREQUENTLY voices REQUESTS for handouts and assistance.
Yup --- "frequest" pretty much says it all to describe what moochers do 24/7 to everyone around them. Of course, this word could usually be spelled "freequest", as well, since most moochers will seldom offer to pay for da time, effort, or resources dat they beg off of others.
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
Get the frequestmug. Possessing a disagreeable personality and/or horrible looks is to the dating-scene a lot like what having a criminal record is to the employment-world... not matter how creatively-clever or fancy you try to be in "marketing" yourself, you're probably still gonna end up with a profaile.
by QuacksO November 19, 2018
Get the profailemug.