QuacksO's definitions

herpestologist

Someone who studies STDs that are contracted by being intimate with snakes or other reptiles.

If you actually enjoy getting blowjobs from diamondbacks or cottonmouths, you might need to consult someone other than a herpestologist if things don't end well during one such "toothy" encounter!

by QuacksO October 28, 2020

Sitkanclature

Da terminology chosen for referring to a large Alaskan city other than da formerly-most-populated one.

Seeing as how da two locales are so vastly different (i.e., extreme west and far southeast) and distant from each other --- and how enormous da entire state is --- I would imagine dat Sitkanclature and Nomenclature might be entirely different.

by QuacksO November 14, 2023

boginner

A novice hiker who isn't accustomed to navigating marshy terrain.

New recruits at Camp Swampy are likely total boginners, so Sarge might have considerable difficulty integrating them into his regiment if they had to train anywhere off of paved surfaces.

by QuacksO August 3, 2025

refugerator

A private/secret "comfort" area where you go to partake of tasty goodies to help you feel calmer, happier, etc.

According to Red Green, fellow Possum Lodge member Moose Thompson's appetite grew to such humongous proportions that he eventually renovated his house to remove all of his refugerators in favor of a walk-in meat-locker.

by QuacksO March 10, 2019

official meaning

A savvy person's correct interpretation of what a two-faced public OFFICIAL (policeman, politician, etc) truly MEANS by a seemingly harmless/helpful/conciliatory remark.

Hall monitor, to delinquent student whom he is chasing: "I just want to talk to you."
"Official" meaning (what "The Book" states that the security guard supposedly means): "I'm not going to detain or even lay a hand on you --- I merely wish to verbally ask you what your issues are, sympathetically discuss them with you, and try to help you find a solution that will be palatable to all concerned parties."
Official meaning (what the dude with the badge is really saying): "You're in big trouble, kid --- I don't give a rat's ass what you say or how innocent you are; I'm gonna slap da cuffs on you and put you in detention! It's how I get my rocks off."

Delinquency-hearing board-member, to an under-review adolescent who is peering uncertainly around the meeting-room door: "Come on in and sit down, young man --- we don't bite."
"Official" meaning: "You have noithng to fear from us, son --- we're totally fair and just, and we only wish to hear your case and decide appropriate discipline, if any."
Official meaning: "We fat cats around this table are all in cahoots, and we enjoy makiing things warm for 'unpopular' youngsters like you. We practically have the power of life or death over you, and we gleefully use that power, too."

by QuacksO January 26, 2015

crittercal condition

In dire straits due to rodent infestation.

In The Pied Piper of Hamlin, things were in a really crittercal condition before said musician showed up.

by QuacksO January 13, 2021

Megoslavia

Da little-known European country where da crappy-a** Mego automobile was manufactured.

If da lousy-quality Yugo and Mego cars were built in Yugoslavia and Megoslavia respectively, was da equally-substandard Wheego "jointly" made by both countries combined ("We Go"), or is there actually a third empire with an equally-deplorable set of manufacturing-standards???

by QuacksO May 3, 2020