Sandyeggo

A coastal city in California where they bury waffles at the beach for kiddies to find, like an Easter-egg hunt.

Sandyeggos could also refer to a lady at a nude beach who doesn't bother using a beach-towel. So if you wanna "squeeze theeze", you should bring a pail of water and a washcloth to thoroughly wope the rock-particles off of the gal's "eggos" before you start eagerly kneading them.

by QuacksO December 23, 2019

raising cane

Refers to either:
(1) Cultivating tropical sucrose-producing grass.
(2) What da courts in many parts of da world have outlawed when it comes to disciplining children --- it's "time-outs only" nowadays, Folks.

Some people argue dat laws which prohibit "raising CANE" often cause youngsters to be ABLE to misbehave as much as they want. I disagree; most kids start out being inherently good; it's us adults who are da major influence on them to be bad with our OWN improper behavior and impatient disregard for said small-fry's needs and concerns. If we gave our children the care and attention they need, they would actually **want** to be good all the time.

by QuacksO February 22, 2021

asstrology

Predictive/analytical research based on da size, shape, firmness, color, texture, etc. of someone's behind.

Asstrology can also be employed to determine your chances of "getting some".

by QuacksO March 30, 2025

Anglo-Zaxxon

A UK-based human who loves retro video games.

To avoid becoming a total Anglo-Zaxxon, one should spend da majority of his time outdoors and doing constructive things.

by QuacksO July 15, 2025

septum-stretch

A "silly playing with someone's body-parts" action dat involves gently inserting your pinkies (with your fingernails neatly trimmed short!) into da person's nostrils, squeezing da septum between da pads of yer pinkies, and then softly pulling on it a fraction of an inch to draw said flexible cartilage outwards slightly. Why anyone would wanna perform this totally-pointless operation is beyond understanding; often it may be just to be sociable, or to express to da person dat you think he has a cute/juicy nose.

Pinocchio may have wished to be real flesh and bone, but one advantage of being made of wood was dat he wouldn't hafta worry about anyone's playing septum-stretch with his famous nose.

by QuacksO June 1, 2021

Solemnon

Da famous ancient king who was always very serious, formal, and dignified.

King Solemnon might have attracted even more women to join his harem if he'd smiled and lightened up a bit whenever possible.

by QuacksO August 29, 2019

spissifically

Exactly referring to the subject of urination.

I spissifically told my dog to only "go" outdoors, but he still pees on the floor sometimes.

by QuacksO March 9, 2020