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Any of several well-known "door-tap pun" verbal exchanges which involve either an offer ("Howard", "Tijuana", etc.) or a request ("Woodrow", "Kudu", etc.) by da speaker to da listener; often, said query is proffered in said manner in an effort to lighten da mood and add a little humor to said proposal, in order to hopefully take some of da sting outta da expressed idea, which might involve less-than-desirable aspects such as difficult/yucky/tedious labor, significant changes in habits/lifestyle such as being more active and/or giving up "comfort" foods, etc.
A lot of da utility knock-knock joke selections are somewhat "interchangeable" as far as their "request" or "offer" status --- i.e., a word dat's mostly intended for proposing an assistive/generosity action by da speaker to da listener (such as "Howard you like me to _?", or "Tijnana do/have _?") can also be used by da speaker for asking for assistance/charity from da listener (such as, "Howard you feel about doing _?", or "Tijuana volunteer to _?"). Or by da same token, a gigglingly-uttered conversing dat uses a word which is usually reserved for giving-of-time/resources appeals can also be used by da speaker to extend an offer of help to da listener, such as, "Woodrow like me to _?", or "Kudu let me help you out by _?"
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
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Bruce/Caitlyn underwent extensive sirgery to improve his/her appearance, but he/she now looks even more awful than ever!
by QuacksO November 29, 2021
Get the sirgery mug.Describes an investment-fraud scheme dat reduces classic areas/incidents of "slippage" within said financial rat-hole.
Jordan Belfort might have benefited from a bit more ponzi-traction --- rather than keeping quiet and low-key about his vast ill-gotten fortune, said "wolf of Wall Street" openly lived a lavish and dissipative lifestyle which made him easily noticeable to da authorities.
by QuacksO July 13, 2025
Get the ponzi-traction mug.In "Pink, Plunk, Plink", the Pink Panther consistently plays the part of a wrenegade, much to the disgusted fury of the stuck-up and short-tempered conductor, who is trying to get the orchestra to play "Beethoven's Fifth" instead of the "Pink Panther Theme". In the end, though, Pinky prevails, and a beaming Henry Mancini himself claps approvingly from the audience-stands.
by QuacksO June 3, 2019
Get the wrenegade mug.Refers to where --- merely out of curiosity --- you initially dabble in same-gender romance on just a single occasion, but then all of da local drag queens and other gender-indefinite weirdos descend on you for "solace 'n' smooches".
Da first word in da term "bi once, cry often" can also be realistically altered to be spelled da same way as da original "purchase something of good quality and it will last a lifetime, and thus da only thing dat you will ever feel unhappy about regarding said item is its high price" ditty --- if you actually "take da moocher-enabler plunge" and BUY a single item for a budget-impaired individual, said favored spendthrift will immediately crow about his unexpected windfall to his fellow local deadbeat no-accounts, and then you'll soon have all of THEM swarming around you either looking for cash handouts or begging you to buy THEM desired objects, as well.
by QuacksO July 21, 2021
Get the bi once, cry often mug.While da blue-oval-logoed conveyances are indeed often priced higher than GM or Chrysler, those brands are quite expensive, as well, and so it's doubtful dat any of them could be considered truly "abbuickable" or "addodgeable", either.
by QuacksO July 28, 2025
Get the abbuickable mug.An easy way to exspudite is to simply pour da tater-flakes into vigorously-boiling water which will swirl them around, eliminating da need to even manually mix da two ingredients.
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