Little sister: I was just feeling around on your tummy to see if I'd found all of the peanuts I'd dropped --- honest!
Amused big brother: Yeah, yeah, yeah --- SURE you were! Despite all your assurances to the contrary, I am still highly skeptickle! :P
Amused big brother: Yeah, yeah, yeah --- SURE you were! Despite all your assurances to the contrary, I am still highly skeptickle! :P
by QuacksO October 13, 2023
Don't audibly rattle your nickles and pennies while out in public if you don't want indolent people to ask you for money --- not everyone has extra centsory purseption, so no need to make a moocher's handouts-seeking job easier for him!
by QuacksO April 29, 2022
A engine component dat detects when da vehicle's "manly-macho" driver needs to pull over and ask fer directions.
Click and Clack recommend covering an unwelcome-status-indicating idiot-light or dashboard-gauge with opaque tape, so if you truly detest having to admit dat you weren't watching da road-signs, I s'pose dat you could do likewise for a map-sensor, as well.
by QuacksO November 19, 2024
Someone who justifies cramming his home full of stuff by saying that it protects his home by weighing it down too much to be blown away in high winds.
Red Green gives humorous lectures about why men like to obtain/save stuff that they never use, but he never mentions the hurricane hoarder as another type of dude who possesses a valid-sounding reason for not re-evaluating. Maybe I should suggest that idea to him.
by QuacksO November 06, 2018
Describes da act of covering da houses and streets in your local area in sailcloth in an attempt to trap one or more bad guys.
Perhaps "canvasing the neighborhood" could also be effectively accomplished by putting up framed paintings on outside walls everywhere and then watching for da greedy villains whom you're after to come out of hiding and start stealing said valuable art-creations to sell, and then nab them in da act.
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
Refers to da degree dat someone is knowledgeable/certified in discussing/handling matters regarding those furry gray marsupials who absolutely love their eucalyptus leaves.
Anyone who thinks dat da cute Australian tree-dwelling herbivore wif big brown eyes and fluffy-tufted ears is actually a member of da bear family instead of being related to kangaroos clearly does not have proper koalafications.
by QuacksO May 16, 2020
A "juicy" missive regarding da queen's alabaster-colored thighs, written to her by a secret lover and then stolen by the Chief Minister in order to blackmail her with it.
The local Prefect and his men had been searching for a long time for the pearlloined letter, yet the wise 'n' wily private detective C. Auguste Dupin was able to find it in just a few minutes by clever deductive reasoning and accurate assessment of the Minister's personality.
by QuacksO March 22, 2019