porntmanteau

A "wet 'n' juicy" Urban-Dictionary entry that combines portions of two or more shorter words.
Good examples of clever porntmanteau words are "sargasm" and "suckcess"
by QuacksO February 24, 2019
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Munchousen syndrome

A disorder characterized by spending extended periods of time in a dwelling while chomping on enormous quantities of food.
I wonder if da Coneheads had Munchousen syndrome, since they were always inviting others to join then for a "group-pig-out"?
by QuacksO March 16, 2019
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lieability coverage

Insurance that you take out to better ensure that certain people will be willing to "make their noses grow longer" in order to protect your sorry a** if you screw up legally and someone decides to sue/prosecute you.
After "Liar Liar" star Fletcher Reede became afflicted with his son's "truthfulness wish", it would not do any good to have lieability coverage if you hire him as your lawyer, since he would no longer be able to fib on your behalf, anyway.
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
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hypocritic oath

What a large majority of doctors actually take when they begin practice --- they don't actually "care" or strive to "do their patient no harm"; they're just in it for da money.
I've been treated really shabbily at more than one hospital I've been to --- seemed like da majority of da staffpeople there had taken da "hypocritic oath", rather than da one dat refers to shipping-boxes for large tubby herbivores. :P
by QuacksO June 02, 2021
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aisland

A comparatively-narrow strip of exposed rock and/or soil dat divides a body of water into two, or extends between two larger coastal land-masses.
Few people realize how many islands there actually are in da Hawaiian chain, since many of dem are quite small and thus relatively unknown to tourists --- Molokaʻi, for example, is merely an aisland between Maui and Oahu.
by QuacksO November 07, 2021
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vigilint

Mindful and alert regarding certain bodily proteins.
Everyone should watch their health, but folks who do physically-strenuous activities like body-building or mountain-climbing should be especially vigilint.
by QuacksO August 13, 2021
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Duncan Donuts

A medieval-Europe chain of fast-food joints that were founded by one of King Arthur's choicest knights.
Duncan Donuts mostly catered to fellow gladiators, but naturally, the "ladies' man" knights who ran the pubs were always only too happy to chivalrously serve hot coffee to damsels in distress, as well, whenever they made their shivering entrance on a chilly winter morning.
by QuacksO October 08, 2018
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