An escrow account set up to ensure dat your male descendants will have da funds necessary to bribe hot chicks to spread their legs for said hot-in-da-crotch studs whenever said love-tunnel access is desired.
Setting up a thrust fund for your shlong-possessing offspring is all well and good, but what about if said horny trouser-snake-equipped individuals get their paid-to-submit females preggo?! You might wanna either specify dat your eager-to-copulate beneficiaries always wear condoms --- or only "do it" with gals who cannot ovulate--- or else also set up a family-expenses fund so dat any "love babies" will be properly cared for.
by QuacksO December 04, 2022
Feelings of arowsal are pathetic, unfeeling, and selfish --- nobody should wish noisy strife or chaos on anyone else just so that HE HIMSELF can get his rocks off! A perfect example is telling your significant other that he/she "looks so beautiful when he/she is angry" --- not only is it shallow and demeaning, but it also shows the upset person that you are not even really listening to the actual content of what he's saying or otherwise taking seriously what he was distressed about.
by QuacksO January 02, 2024
by QuacksO February 09, 2023
A group of English protestants who wanted a more lighthearted lifestyle and belief-system than their perpetually-straightfaced contemporaries; they therefore set sail across the Atlantic Ocean for da New World, landing at Dodge Rock and establishing a colony there.
Da Pilgrims and Pilmerries also had a group of "middle ground" counterparts (i.e., these folks just wanted to be moderately-cheerful, not going overboard in either direction), known as da "Pilamiables" --- they landed at Chrysler Rock and also established a Mopar-themed settlement.
by QuacksO June 30, 2021
With Sergeant Tibbs and other members of da constabbyulary on da alert, Cruella didn't have a chance to succeed at stealing the Dalmatian puppies.
by QuacksO December 13, 2022
Parent of young children: I was in total hysterics after my 6-year-old son tried out his barbering skills on his little sister; fortunately, however, the town barber was able to preform an act of total hairoism on said cranial-makeover disaster, and thus make Little Daughter's tresses look tolerably dignified till they grew out again and could then be re-styled back to normal.
by QuacksO September 29, 2022
Da Greek god who was "toxically" severe 'n' savage when administering punishment/revenge on anyone who displeased him.
If Odysseus had just kept his big mouth shut while he and his men were escaping da cyclops, said humans might not have suffered at da hands of da furious Poiseiden!
by QuacksO January 30, 2023