Definitions by QuacksO
nappy-headed ho ho ho
If "the Don" ever tries his hand at playing a Wally-World Father Christmas for da little kiddos, "Imus" be sure to check to see if dat nappy-headed ho ho ho has done anything to "tame" dat infamous "wild" hair of his!
nappy-headed ho ho ho by QuacksO March 29, 2019
printable coupons
A conspiracy between Big Business and the printer-ink manufacturers to get people to buy more ink-cartridges.
Most printable coupons are a majorly-wasteful rip-off --- you use more money in ink to print the coupon than you save from redeeming said coupon at the counter!
printable coupons by QuacksO March 29, 2019
diere prediction
Refers to any horrendous-possible-future-event statement like, "You will almost certainly drop dead if you don't buy/do this" that is made by someone who often is just selfishly trying to manipulate you into bowing to their wishes/ideas. Under ordinary circumstances, about the only type of thing that would be of valid concern would be something like smoking or taking certain medications.
During my visit to the ER with acute pleurisy during the late fall of '02, the doctor --- probably in a selfish effort to further milk MaineCare --- attempted to scare me into having my appendix removed by informing me that I would "very likely" not survive unless I had that operation. I knew that it was just an inflamed pleural sac, though, so in spite of the doctor's diere prediction, I said no thank you, and took a cab home. My sister gave me some calcium pills and I rested in bed for most of the morning and afternoon, and then the following day I was actually recovered enough to "bundle up like a mummy" and walk a mile through the bitter cold to visit some friends. That was well over fifteen years ago, and I'm still alive and kickin'!
diere prediction by QuacksO March 29, 2019
Vwah-HOOOPH!!
People always appreciate it when you use da "Vwah-HOOOPH!!" way of sneezing, since it means dat you are being a perfect gentleman and trying extra-hard to avoid da spread of germs.
Vwah-HOOOPH!! by QuacksO March 29, 2019
"No ____ing" sign
Refers to any posted prohibitory notice that causes its readers to want to perform said verboten activity (smoking, alcoholic-beverage consuming, biking/scootering/skateboarding, sports-playing, loitering, littering, honking, etc.) all the more.
If you wanna practically guarantee a significant uptick in some disruptive/destructive activity, just put up "No ____ing" signs, and then watch everybody and his brother start doing it!!!!
"No ____ing" sign by QuacksO March 28, 2019
popperazzi
Eager-beaver reporters who go around covering the stories of people who make lots of "exploding cereal" to either sell or pass out to their family and friends.
I always make my "firecracker corn" in a soundproof room so as not to attract any popperazzi to my door.
popperazzi by QuacksO March 28, 2019
guynocallogist
A physician specializing in the treatment of young women whose dream-boys are lax about getting back to them on the phone.
High school guidance-counsellor: A sizeable portion of the tearful students who seek my advice are "neglected" teen girls, so to lighten my workload and assure that I'll be able to assist as many alumni as possible, I always keep the local guynocallogist on speed-dial, so that I can quickly/effortlessly refer these cases to him.
guynocallogist by QuacksO March 28, 2019