attourney

Refers to a legal eagle who specializes in sports-related court-proceedings.

A number of famous "bigwig" attourneys really had a financial (and sensational media-exposure) field day wif da likes of O.J Simpson, Mike Tyson, and Pete Rose.

by QuacksO May 23, 2020

inclandescent

Refers to da type of lighting used for sneaky/undercover work, like spying, jacking for game, etc.

Hunting deer at night obliges da use of super-bright lights, so said illumination is not exactly inclandescent --- if you and da deer can see your lights, so can a game-warden!

by QuacksO January 30, 2023

doorability

Refers to how sturdy yer swinging entrance/exit-flap is.

Tim Da Toolman built a new house in an attempt to prove how professional a handyman he was, but stuff kept falling off and coming loose right and left when it was being inspected afterwards, and so this showed that Tim had not actually done a very good job with his fitting and attaching; most likely the house's latches and hinges hadn't been secured very well, either, and so the doorability of those installations was probably questionable, also.

by QuacksO January 31, 2022

vileation

A "big no-no" action dat is morally repugnant in da extreme.

Cruella's appalling attitudes and behavior-patterns --- especially with regards to pet animals --- were blatant vileations of anything decent and acceptable.

by QuacksO July 30, 2021

immune system

Refers to the human race's unwritten legal code ("The System") that exempts dead people from being responsible/punishable for unwise or offensive action.

Thanks to the rules of the immune system, dead people cannot be blamed or caused to feel regret for prejudiced remarks, as is shown in the following infamous comic conversation from television.
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: I would not kill the Jews... I would just toss a penny between them, and watch them fight to the death over it! Or in the case of a couple Catholic priests, I would toss in a small boy!
Jeff Dunham: Stop it, Achmad! You can't be telling racist jokes on my show! It offends people!
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: Well, I'm already dead, so what do I care?
{{audience guffaws}}
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: SILENCE!!! I KEEL you!

by QuacksO November 23, 2013

cycleogical

Da kind of "checkup from da neck up" issues dat you get from insisting on pedaling everywhere instead of either walking or driving/riding.

Obsessively saving gas by not using a motorized vehicle except when you absolutely have to can lead to cycleogical problems; it could also make you a few minutes late for your appointment wif a shrink, as well, if da route to said head-examiner's office is somewhat farther in biking-distance than you'd estimated.

by QuacksO November 14, 2024

bollistics

Da study of minute fibers, pod-fragments, etc., to determine where one or more particular specimens of cotton came from.

Careful bollistics probably isn't necessary to determine whether da fluffy "cotton" wadding inside pill-bottles is da real McCoy or just imitation material made from plastic --- all you'd likely need to do is heat it to see if it melts or not.

by QuacksO January 19, 2024