"Saddlebanging" can also refer to what happens when an extra-well-endowed chick is "doing it" doggy-style, and so her humongous dangling fun-bubbles are swinging wildly around and slapping against her torso --- and each other --- as the guy is rhythmically thrusting into her from behind.
by QuacksO May 28, 2019
Maybe if Obama bin Laden had availed himself of all da readily-available consultans in da Middle East, he might have been a better president in this country!
by QuacksO January 04, 2021
Da communicating-over-wires device dat you use to request information or permission from da person you're calling, rather than confirming or transmitting something to him.
If you think about it, most every dial-to-interact conversation involves an ASKephone and a TELLephone --- da caller rings you up to ASK you something, and then you TELL him da answer to his question.
by QuacksO January 14, 2020
The main feature of thin/pre-perforated clothing that a super-hot chick/hunk throws on prior to a first date, knowing that the person he/she is meeting will likely "lose all control" upon catching sight of said luscious-fleshed "looker", and therefore will probably just recklessly rip the clothes right off the stunningly-gorgeous human without even bothering to unbutton/unzip/untie anything.
Reusable wear 'n' tear garments can be specially made from Velcro-bordered panels that separate readily without being damaged, and thus the clothing can be reassembled and put back on after a wild-and-breathless encounter with a lust-crazed fellow-primate.
by QuacksO October 15, 2018
If I see a tree cut off flat, I know dat it was da work of a human, but if I see a pointy-ended stump, then I give full ackgnawledgement to our flat-tailed water-dweller friends.
by QuacksO August 27, 2024
A dreamed-of-but-non-existent euphoric/Utopian status that certain people expect to achieve from drinking Fanta.
Fantasy is a serious-enough delusion to have, but if this unrealistic mindset is maintained for a long enough period, the condition can progress into full-blown Fantacy, whereupon a straitjacket will likely be required.
by QuacksO June 15, 2018
Legalized harassment by mail.
I called da local post office and opted out of receiving weekly sales flyers (I almost never buy anything from them, anyway, and I wanted to save on pulp-trees), but I keep getting them anyway; turns out that the USPS always just drops off those ads at every box; they aren't even allowed to "pick and choose" where they deliver those bundles of nonsense.
by QuacksO July 18, 2018