Sarcastic term for da powers-dat-be who are so "dense" --- i.e., lacking in common sense --- dat they must have sizeable chunks of slate-colored granite in their craniums instead of "gray matter".
Tronald Dump must have had a real burockracy around him if he could actually get away wif all of da stupid-a** shenanigans dat he perpetrated during his presidency.
by QuacksO November 28, 2022
A lifeboat.
I always make sure to have a sturdy lifeboat in top condition whenever I head to sea in my cabin-cruiser, but I try to diligently maintain the launch itself, also, so that hopefully I won't ever need the lifeboat as a sanktuary.
by QuacksO July 30, 2021
The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.
If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!
by QuacksO June 14, 2018
A semi-caustic fluid that you apply to your butt-cheeks to help firm and sculpt it into more shapely contours.
I prefer not to have my posterior feel like it's on fire, so I guess Ell Passo on da assetone and just resign myself to having a somewhat saggy/bulgy butt, thank you very much!
by QuacksO December 05, 2018
Northern Ireland's architecture is legenderry.
by QuacksO October 14, 2023
Stands for "Computer B**l S**t Incorporated". What George and Jeannie Douglass's telemarketing company was **really** about.
I could never truly get my head around CBSI's claim that telemarketing was truly the make-a-comfortable-living-with-minimal-effort job of the future... I mean, most American citizens have just so much capital to blow on non-necessities, and so in my mind, telephone sales calls didn't seem all that likely to significantly boost current spending-figures. And besides, I knew how much I as a "normal-minded human" detest being called at home by anyone trying to sell me something, and so if I hated it that much, most other folks would conceivably feel about the same way regarding it. It's little wonder, therefore, that CBSI eventually filed for bankruptcy (and got in deep doo-doo with Uncle Sam, as well!), just as that same "clan" of shysters who'd been running the company had done several times before with previous "get rich quick" fiascos. Plus from what I hear, there has indeed **never** been even ONE documented case where a person actually made a single red cent of profit at telemarketing; in fact, most of them apparently never even recouped the untold thousands that they'd invested in the computer-equipment and other materials they'd acquired to start their business... the whole telemarketing scam was just a "carrot on a stick" ploy to get people to purchase the telemarketing equipment from the company, not to truly assist anyone to start a profitable home-based business --- the sellers of the equipment were the only ones who made any profits on the deal!
by QuacksO November 08, 2018
High-ranking Russian law-enforcement personnel who oversee the accuracy of metric weights and measures.
I try to carefully employ the ol' "scales and spoons" when packaging my liquid/powdered products, so that I don't attract unwanted attention from the kgB.
by QuacksO September 16, 2019