My math teacher told me that "pie are squared", but I could only find round pie-pans in the school-cafeteria's kitchen, so I had to be a pieoneer and actually construct a four-cornered baking-pan out of sheet-metal.
by QuacksO January 28, 2020
Refers to da "ideal" performance --- i.e., starting right up with just a brief cranking --- when firing up your car's engine; said perfect start sounds something like a famous baseball-player's name: "Carl-Yastrzemski --- VROOM!"
I imagine that some folks night find it a little odd to have a car's crank-and-catch sounds described as a "sports-star start", but I doubt that "The Great Yaz" would mind all that much, especially since said onomatopoeia description refers to a positive and welcome sound.
by QuacksO September 03, 2019
Where a cutie-chick sheds her flip-flops and wigglingly extends her pretty toes out towards a passing mushy-hearted guy whom she knows has a major foot-fetish, prompting him to immediately postpone whatever task/errand he was engaged in and hurry over to savoringly cradle and massage her feet for half an hour.
Offering a toe-temptation to nice dude is an excellent way to get him to practically worship you and perform lots of little favors/errands for you; extra points if you also happen to be double-jointed, since this will allow him to gleefully flex your toes back at a right-angle, which is what a guy with a foot-fetish most loves to do... just present him wif yer slender tootsies every time you see him, and you'll have him totally eatin' outta yer hand before you know it.
by QuacksO July 09, 2018
Any of several Israel-based preachers who proffer rip-roaring "fire 'n' damnation" sermons on da boob-tube one or more times a week.
TelAvivangelists are all well and good for merely spouting sermons and expecting us to just accept what they say as true, but I would like to also hear from the opposing-viewed "AskAvivangelists", who pose the "tough questions" about religion that the prejudiced and closed-minded mainstream scripture-screamers aren't willing --- or even able --- to address.
by QuacksO August 09, 2018
I bought a second-hand fabric-tinting machine that had minor issues, but it came without a maintenance manual, so I had to Google a dyeagram to print out and study.
by QuacksO January 12, 2022
I appreciate da flattering attention and warm-hearted companionship of any nice lady, and thus I never am judgemental of their faults or quirks. So if an ebony-haired cutie is pleasant-mannered and sociable to me, I really don't care if she's a brewnette or not; I only ask dat she doesn't drink during da time dat I'm actually spending time wif her.
by QuacksO June 04, 2021
The heady crazed state achieved by a group of giggling people while indulging in a frenzied round of bonking each other's noggins with empty 2-liter plastic soda-bottles. The loopy euphoric mood can be heightened even more by (1) using the jumbo-size 3-liter bottles instead of the 2-liter size, since the bigger firmer bottle produces a more solid *thunk* and bounces higher with each klonk, and/or (2) using two bottles at once --- one held in each hand --- to simultaneously pummel the heads of your two nearest neighbors in the crowd.
My buddies and I went totally bonkers at the beach party last evening; it had been a really hot day, so we had accumulated such a sizable pile of empty soda-water bottles that there were more than enough for all of us to each swing two bottles apiece.
by QuacksO June 29, 2016