An imperious reply that an authority figure --- most often a parent --- impatiently tells someone under his/her care when he does not wish to admit that there is literally no good/valid reason why said dependent should have to comply with the directive, but the authority figure doesn't want to admit it.
Kids are smarter than you think --- if you tell them, "Because I said so!" even just once, they will never trust your judgement again.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
Get the Because I said so!mug. Some overly-confident guys think that they have "an eye for an aye" when they go out seeking gals with whom to get laid, but determining which chicks are actually that quick/casual about spreading their legs is usually quite a bit more difficult than that.
by QuacksO April 10, 2022
Get the an eye for an ayemug. Buying two old-but-still-basically-intact junker-clunkers and then combining them into one drivable vehicle means dat there is no prewreckuisite --- both jalopies belong to you now, and so you can "chop 'n' swap" to your heart's content.
by QuacksO January 26, 2023
Get the prewreckuisitemug. Another definition for da term "hackupuncture" could refer to an unfortunately-all-too-common seemingly-helpful/caring offer to de-bug your computer, but which is itself a cyber-attack in disguise!
by QuacksO February 8, 2023
Get the hackupuncturemug. Da swishing-back-and-forth devices dat clear da "windshield of yer mind" from all of da "asking da reason" questions dat are "rained down on you" by petulant fellow humans.
If you're gonna hafta be dealing wif one or more "whyny" individuals for an extended period, you will want to make sure dat your "whypers" are in good working order.
by QuacksO May 4, 2025
Get the whypersmug. Rather than alluding to a physical altercation, this much-more-benign past event was merely where a dude ejaculated from being sucked off.
I really liked da hot chick who attended da neighborhood barbecue, and so I asked her if she'd give me some head. She agreed, but since she'd arrived with another fellow, I avoided any potential unpleasantness by asking him if he was okay with dat. He gave his consent, and so da only thing dat "came to blows" was my cock inside said cutie's mouth.
by QuacksO November 29, 2021
Get the came to blowsmug. Someone who is "insane and enjoys every minute of it", often defending/rationalizing his crazed behavior and warped values with misguided religion.
Ambrose Bierce spoke of a "mad" person's being just as totally sure of his own sanity as anyone else would be --- I wonder if he had fundementalists in mind?
by QuacksO November 3, 2018
Get the fundementalistmug.