A musical ditty dat society requires to be played to announce, welcome, or otherwise provide an obligatory fanfare for a person, event, memorial, etc.
Nobody likes da local powers-dat-be, anyway, and so da playing of da national anthem whenever they hold a public meeting is merely a formelody.
by QuacksO May 26, 2023
An overview of da curriculum employed in one-on-one teaching, as opposed to da regimen dat's utilized when tutoring a "busload" of students.
Ethan Couch's indulgent parents were prepared to actually purchase da entire school merely so dat they could demand dat "Little Prince" would be treated in da way dat THEY saw fit, but in reality, their list of ridiculous demands would likely have been more of a "syllataxi" --- i.e., only with regards to how Ethan himself would be treated --- rather than a "syllabus", in dat most of da other students would have possessed far more sensible and "go along to get along" mindsets, and thus they themselves would NOT have wished to be absurdly coddled or otherwise receive acutely-preferential treatment, excessive tolerance, etc.
by QuacksO February 20, 2025
Anytime I see a new "wonder drug" advertised, I always make sure to look it up online to see if there have been any major legal kerfuffles about it; usually there will indeed have been major allegations about unrevealed dangers and side-effects of said product, and so I just chalk it up as being yet another in a long string of pharmasueticals!
by QuacksO September 29, 2022
Refers to where someone acts "all nicey-nice" --- i.e., kind and caringly-gentle --- as if he has genuine loving feelings for you, but in reality he is merely "turning on da charm" in an attempt to disarm/dispel your natural caution/inhibitions so dat hopefully you'll let him get in your pants.
People like Clinton and Liberace were masters of da ol' "double entender" dat did indeed sometimes please and/or flatter, but you see what kind of messy misbehavior they ended up committing.
by QuacksO July 06, 2020
bopportunity: A chance to clonk someone's noggin.
copportunity: An occasion when you can dial 9-1-1.
fopportunity: An area or event where you can dress up excessively or outlandishly.
GOPportunity: A time when you can openly flaunt your Republican viewpoints.
hopportunity: A safe/acceptable location to do jumping-jacks and leapfrogging.
lopportunity: When you notice that your ornamentals are getting too bushy and/or scraggly.
mopportunity: A chance to try out your new Swiffer.
popportunity: When you come across a discarded sheet of bubble-wrap.
sopportunity: An occasion where you can either easily/inexpensively appease someone, or absorb a liquid with a sponge.
topportunity: A chance to "do somebody one better" in a contest or impromptu session of friendly verbal sparring.
wopportunity: A time when you can make derogatory remarks about Italians.
copportunity: An occasion when you can dial 9-1-1.
fopportunity: An area or event where you can dress up excessively or outlandishly.
GOPportunity: A time when you can openly flaunt your Republican viewpoints.
hopportunity: A safe/acceptable location to do jumping-jacks and leapfrogging.
lopportunity: When you notice that your ornamentals are getting too bushy and/or scraggly.
mopportunity: A chance to try out your new Swiffer.
popportunity: When you come across a discarded sheet of bubble-wrap.
sopportunity: An occasion where you can either easily/inexpensively appease someone, or absorb a liquid with a sponge.
topportunity: A chance to "do somebody one better" in a contest or impromptu session of friendly verbal sparring.
wopportunity: A time when you can make derogatory remarks about Italians.
Alphabetical opportunities may be fun to think about, but most of them seem largely pointless to perform in real life.
by QuacksO July 13, 2020
Jeff Dunham has some really goofy content in his puppet-show performances, so one would likely need to go to an odditorium to see him, since ordinary "classy 'n' cultured" venues probably wouldn't book his performances.
by QuacksO December 31, 2023
My buddy and I had just two drinks apiece, but our tab came to over 30 bucks --- talk about blatant boozeury!
by QuacksO July 19, 2024