QuacksO's definitions
I already have a tendency to be ill-tempered whenever I'm not at my best, so I don't wanna make things even worse by going on barbitchurates to help me get some shut-eye --- I'll just tell Alexa to play soft music for an hour so dat I can doze off naturally!
by QuacksO January 11, 2025
Get the barbitchuratemug. by QuacksO April 4, 2020
Get the pawsibilitymug. Da hot cheerleaders secretly allowed me to accompany them into their "girls only" locker room for free to watch them get naked while they showered and changed, but they said dat there'd be a $1-per-minute sports-donations fee if I wanted "pleeze squeeze theeze" privileges --- i.,e., if they also let me savor their boobs and butts wif my hands. As it turned out, though, I enjoyed "pleasuring my palms" on said cute chicks' delectable trim bodies so much dat I ended up also giving them soothing calf-and-foot-rubz and tension-relieving back-massages, and so they not only refunded said sircharge in misty-eyed gratitude, plus they all took separate "cuddlez under da warm waterfall" showers wif me and then gave me a group-blowjob to relieve my own "tension".
by QuacksO February 7, 2025
Get the sirchargemug. Refers to a "buddy assistance" deal where Person A completes a yucky/difficult/boring job for Person B that he doesn't feel up to suffering through, while Person B tackles a similarly-sucky task that Person A would ordinarily have to perform himself, but also loathes the thought of doing.
I cleaned out Tiffany's garage in exchange for her vacuuming and mopping the muddy floors of my house after a boisterous post-game visit from our town's little-league baseball team... pretty fair disagreeable-task swap, if you ask me.
by QuacksO September 20, 2018
Get the disagreeable-task swapmug. Refers to the past-heavenly act of gently swooping a petite cutie up in one arm, cradling her knees under your other arm, holding her close to your chest, and then smilingly gazing into her placidly-happy face while cooing contentedly to her.
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: I love giving sweet-faced damsels a sling-snuggle shortly after I meet them --- usually it makes the gal just totally "melt in my arms" and "go dreamily submissive" on me, and then she'll let me savor her soft warm palms on my cheeks, massage her pretty feet, joyfully knead her juicy pliable bicepses and calves, smoothe her cheeks and forehead, and perform any other pleasant "canoodley" activity with her.
by QuacksO July 7, 2018
Get the sling-snugglemug. Da portly board-members of Rich Industries were none too pleased when Young Richie assumed temporary control of da company --- thanks to his purserverance, said arrogant cigar-smokers' stated goal of "cutting da company fat" majorly backfired, in dat THEY THEMSELVES ended up taking a pay-cut!
by QuacksO July 5, 2024
Get the purserverancemug. Jack Benny was actually quite an accomplished musician (you have to be a good instrument-performer in order to "do well at playing poorly" --- i.e., play said instrument in a humorously-awful way that will make your listeners laugh), and so it's unlikely that any members of his audience would have felt the need to resort to violince.
by QuacksO September 6, 2019
Get the violincemug.