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Assorted bu**s**t-"artwork" dat you create by splashing/spraying paint on da ground, walking through it, and then stompin' around to make messy smudges all over da place.
After a few of da neighborhood kids had helped me pour da foundation for my garden-shed, I naively agreed dat they could put their hand-and-foot-prints in it, but then they called their friends over, and they ended up stamping and tramping all over da wet cement and creating wide-spread graffeeti!
by QuacksO February 17, 2025
Get the graffeeti mug.The infamously-controversial and widely-abused "white lightnin' defense" article in the Bill Of Rights. it allows for leniency based on whether the offender was intoxicated (ie., if he'd consumed a "fifth") during the commission of his crime.
Ollie North pled the Fifth Amendment during the Iran-Contra scandal, but I dunno... he sure as shootin' looked sober to me!
by QuacksO July 4, 2018
Get the Fifth Amendment mug.What a hot-in-da-crotch stud tells a hot chick whom he's inviting over to his residence for a wildly good time --- i.e., "your warm velvety squeezable posterior will be just as delightful to me regardless of what you're wearing; besides, any garments are gonna be coming off just as soon as you arrive here, anyway, and so it really doesn't matter what you have on at da moment, anyway." :P
Telling a gal to "come ass you are" may indeed put her at ease as far as wardrobe concerns, but it could also give her second thoughts about whether she wants to show up in da first place, since "jumping straight to fourth base" --- i.e., merely having you immediately rip off all her clothes and take a flying leap into bed with her --- might not be what she'd originally had in mind for said visit.
by QuacksO December 29, 2022
Get the Come ass you are mug.I never cared much for dat stupid-a**-debauched "left wif da breeze" film anyway, so I should never have any prob wif rhettina fatigue.
by QuacksO November 8, 2023
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Get the porntmanteau mug.Insurance that you take out to better ensure that certain people will be willing to "make their noses grow longer" in order to protect your sorry a** if you screw up legally and someone decides to sue/prosecute you.
After "Liar Liar" star Fletcher Reede became afflicted with his son's "truthfulness wish", it would not do any good to have lieability coverage if you hire him as your lawyer, since he would no longer be able to fib on your behalf, anyway.
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
Get the lieability coverage mug.What a large majority of doctors actually take when they begin practice --- they don't actually "care" or strive to "do their patient no harm"; they're just in it for da money.
I've been treated really shabbily at more than one hospital I've been to --- seemed like da majority of da staffpeople there had taken da "hypocritic oath", rather than da one dat refers to shipping-boxes for large tubby herbivores. :P
by QuacksO June 2, 2021
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