Oscar the Grouch hates bright cheery flowers so much that he thinks others are being downright narcissustic to him by growing sunshine-yellow King Alfreds in their flower-gardens and on their lawns.
by QuacksO March 14, 2019
A human whose uncommon physical/hormonal attributes causes him to prefer the company of railroad employees, and to enjoy wearing their cool-looking sleeveless uniforms (i.e., "vests").
Many trainsvestites wear the traditional gray/white pinstriped engineer/conductor uniforms as part of their everyday outfits; they may also like to don the work-uniforms of their significant other while they’re spending time with said person in order to feel closer to him, just as some “ordinary” romantically-involved people like to wear one or more articles of their partner’s clothing --- like a sweater or pair of jeans --- to show their warmly-affectionate feelings for the garments’ owner.
by QuacksO November 08, 2018
1. "Deposits" of "man-milk" dat one or more virile dudes make to a hot chick whom they're on intimate terms with, either because she wants a baby, or just because she's horny all da time.
2. Da b**ls**t description dat greedy ministers and televangelists use to label requested money from their already-cash-strapped audience with da implications dat said donors will then "reap bountiful rewards from God", but which said Bible-blabbers then use merely for their own personal gain.
2. Da b**ls**t description dat greedy ministers and televangelists use to label requested money from their already-cash-strapped audience with da implications dat said donors will then "reap bountiful rewards from God", but which said Bible-blabbers then use merely for their own personal gain.
"Seed donations" can also sarcastically refer to either child-support payments dat a guy hasta pay a gal whom he knocked up, or "hush money" dat he hasta give her so dat she won't blab to others about his having had sex with her.
by QuacksO May 31, 2019
If you wanna favorably impress a gal but you aren't exactly "Prince Charming" in da looks department, having a dimplomat perform da introductory speaking for you might help considerably.
by QuacksO July 02, 2020
What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
Years ago, kids would get all excited to be given a "shiny penny" in exchange for performing a yucky/difficult task, but nowadays said Lincoln-head coin isn't even enough for a piece of candy anymore, and so an indollarive is now da new minimum wheel-greaser to make said youngsters feel like exerting themselves.
by QuacksO June 17, 2023
A discount offered by a business or company to entice you to call or come in, so that they can then try to high-pressure-salesman you into shelling out for something more expensive.
I received an ad in the mail from a credit-card company offering me a low rate, so I phoned them to see about it. They said that the offer was no longer available, and then (unsuccessfully!) tried to pushy-talk me into signing up for a higher-interest card instead... classic rebait tactic, I guess.
by QuacksO December 30, 2018