carrugated 

How yer automobile's hood and front fenders end up after an unfortunate head-on encounter wif a stone wall.

Back in da "good ol' days" when auto-bodies were real solid metal, if you clunked into something at fairly low speed, da bumper would just bounce off with little damage, and you could just back up and keep on a-truckin'. Nowadays, though, wif all da fancy-schamncy DOT-mandated "crumple zones" on vehicles, your whole front end gets totally carrugated even after just a minor collision, and then you gotta either buy a whole 'nother vehicle or spend thousands of dollars to get everything straightened out again!

carrugated by QuacksO September 19, 2019

corrugated 

Wrinkled.

Past tense of corrugate

The corrugated and decrepit vagabond hath smote thy commonwealth

corrugated by larstait October 11, 2003

corrugated 

Munted; drunk, stoned, or similar. As in corrugated iron (the wiggly roofing iron).

"We were too corrugated to even order pizza"

corrugated by Ginger G August 18, 2005

corrugated 

Partially punctured.

Be sure to use the corrugated cardboard so that it will stay folded in route.

corrugated by blitzit December 28, 2013

corrugate

To wrinkle, shrivel.

I will corrugate your FACE!

corrugate by larstait October 11, 2003

Corrugated 

Descriptive. The space between two separate layers, propped up and supported, yet still seen as one.

While making love, he held himself above her, looking deep into her eyes, corrugated style.

Corrugated by Head Quarters February 19, 2020

Corrugated 

The space between two separate layers, propped up and supported, yet still seen as one.

While making love, he held himself above her, looking deep into her eyes, corrugated style.

Corrugated by Head Quarters February 19, 2020