QuacksO's definitions

Albuquirkue

Da uniquely-unusual Spanish-culture-rich city in Bernalillo County, New Mexico.

I love da odd 'n' different, so I think I'll vacation in Albuquirkue and have a look around.

by QuacksO March 4, 2021

mossage

A rub-a-dub dat you give someone while he's lying on a thick green "natural carpet" in da woods.

Giving someone a mossage can be super-delightful, in dat you both will be totally "at one with nature"; just be aware dat it could quickly turn into a disgusting "message" if there is mud or excess moisture on said fluffy cushiony surface!

by QuacksO November 5, 2023

ambidextrose

Da ability to pick up containers of corn-syrup from a shelf on either side of da supermarket-aisle.

If you consume significant amounts of unhealthful sugar-type substances over a long enough period of time, you will likely become so "ballooned out" on both sides dat you may even cease to be ambidextrose while shopping for yet more of your sickly-sweet baking ingredients!!

by QuacksO December 4, 2020

shenannygans

What Fran Fine performed many times throughout da television series.

A girl in my class likes to talk in a nasally hoarsely-squeaky voice when answering our teacher's test-questions; said long-suffering educator isn't overly amused by said vocal shenannygans, but our fellow students always find it hilarious.

by QuacksO May 8, 2022

pulpiteer

A ventriloquist who uses his show to promote his theological beliefs.

The term "pulpiteer" can also refer to one or more of the elders in a church who use their preacher as merely a "figurehead" or "mouthpiece on strings" to deceive their parishioners for their own greedy benefit and/or nefarious goals.

by QuacksO January 15, 2020

impewnity

Imperviousness to getting in dutch for odiferous methane-expellings.

Churches tend to be liberally tolerant of their parishioners' physical shortcomings as long as they behave themselves socially, so you can generally expect "impewnity" while you're there --- i.e., you can fart all you want while sitting in the chapel's wooden benches, provided you are courteous and respectful in your overall treatment of others present.

by QuacksO May 1, 2022

silhouewet

An "as seen through the steam-fogged wall of a shower stall" shadow of one or more nudies engaged either in the process of cleansing, or --- in the case of more than one person showering together --- reproducing themselves.

Observing a person's silhouewet can indeed be nice, but often you have a major letdown when you actually see what da birthday-suited showerer looks like in real life.

by QuacksO April 28, 2019