Da famous lovely "highway-themed" song dat Linda Ronstadt composed to tell about what happened when she came barreling up behind you at 70-plus mph while you were just serenely moseying down da road at a much-more-modest 35.
Good thing dat none of da "men in BLUE" happened to be watching "Da Great L.R." on this particular occasion, or her now-world-famous "BLEW By You" song might never have been written.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018
Get the Blew By Youmug. A.k.a. "zip 2 unzip"; a humorous way of referring to the act of dashing off into da woods for a moment to urinate.
It was a really hot day, and so I brought plenty of drinking-water with me when Tiffany and I went out for a relaxing stroll on a quiet country lane; da only prob was dat my internal workin's didn't seem to know enough to "hold onto da refreshing moisture" instead of just "dumping" it, and so I hadda whiz 2 whiz every fifteen minutes!
by QuacksO November 05, 2018
Get the whiz 2 whizmug. Noun The plural of "demension", this word refers to two or more of any "fussy" or "precise" or "stringent" measurements (length, width, height, depth, weight, amount, levelling/alignment, etc.), or to an unusually large quantity of these stipulations, which are involved in a construction/scientific project, details that typically cause the laborers and supervisors involved in the endeavor to actually go partially insane over the fastidious/voluminous details, and sometimes to even actually see the nauseating mathematical figures in their sleep. Can also refer to a debilitating mental condition brought on by excessive exposure to said precise-measurement headaches, or to a similar condition suffered by someone who is unnaturally/totally obsessed with either (1) exact measurements of various objects, or (2) the "measurements" of an admired person whom he'd like to be intimate with.
Harry used to love fine cabinet-making, but he eventually got such a rip-roaring case of demensia that he had to quit that line of work; he now enjoys befriending attractive women, and measuring their boob- and waist-sizes.
by QuacksO May 08, 2014
Get the demensiamug. What Bullwinkle would be making during hunting season if he ventured out in da open without wearing his orange neck-scarf.
If a member of da largest species in da deer-family made da "moosetake" of carelessly showing himself to a hunter, he might likely end up as "moosesteaks".
by QuacksO November 08, 2020
Get the moosetakemug. 1. One of the most popular brand of "toddler toys".
2. What bored and "3-R's"-weary students secretly wish that their learning-establishment was.
2. What bored and "3-R's"-weary students secretly wish that their learning-establishment was.
Having your local kindergarten be just a "playskool" might indeed be an enjoyable and "easy-street" situation, but the word itself starkly demonstrates why this would not be a wise or healthy state of being --- proper spelling is important to sane and productive adult life, so the brand-name implies that if you just "play" all the time, you will likely not know how to properly spell "school" or a lot of other words.
by QuacksO November 02, 2018
Get the Playskoolmug. Ohio sounds like, "Oh", "High", and "Oh", and so "Aloha" is da "opposite" sounding --- "Ah, "Low", and "Ah".
by QuacksO October 24, 2018
Get the Alohamug. Portmanteau of "vermin" and "varmint". Refers to any fairly-small creature dat you disgustedly view as just a germy pest, like a mouse or rat.
Some mice ignore traps, and so D-Con might be an alternative to bring about their demise; da only prob with using poison, of course, is if said vermint crawls into a littered corner or behind da wallboards where you cannot access it easily to dispose of it, and then after it perishes, its rotting carcass starts to reek and breed even more bacteria.
by QuacksO February 25, 2020
Get the vermintmug.