QuacksO's definitions

Anarchtica

A super-chilly area of da Southern Hemisphere where things are always in total chaos because nobody wants to live there long enough to maintain law and order.

If no law-enforcement officials wanna live in da frigid land of Anarchtica, how many criminals would choose to go there, either? And what would there be to steal or otherwise manipulate for one's illegitimate gain, anyway? Nuthin' much besides ice and snow and rock there, unless we're thinking of da various mineral-deposits that have been located there, but these would be prohibitively expensive and dangerous to access in a land with such cold temps and thick ice.

by QuacksO February 2, 2021

cawdify

To arrange laws and rules regarding crows.

Directives such as "No bird shall produce excessive/unnecessary vocal noise" or "No bird shall partake of planted seeds or maturing crops belonging to established farmers" would not do much good even if lawmakers were to cawdify said rules, since crows are not known for complying with Man's wishes, anyway.

by QuacksO February 2, 2021

paraliesed

Da state of being unable to move one's lips except to speak truthfully.

Fletcher Reede's son Max made a birthday wish dat caused his liar --- I mean, LAWyer --- dad to become totally paraliesed for 24 hours.

by QuacksO February 2, 2021

Isn'trael

Da fake country where scammers are calling from.

Many scammers can't even spell correctly, so even if they claim to be calling from "Isreal" (which, of course, definitely IS NOT a "real" country; you should already know da correct spelling of said Middle Eastern country --- I-s-r-A-E-l --- from having learned it in grade school), you would be wise to suspect dat they are actually located in ISN'TRAEL!

by QuacksO February 3, 2021

butt-welding

Refers to metal-fabrication dat you are able to perform with just your own fart-gases due to their being so super-hot dat you can actually use them like a welding-torch.

I made da mistake of sitting on a stack of several nested chairs while chowing down on extra-spicy baked beans, cabbage stew, and hot wings at my buddy's backyard barbeque, and after some uproarious whizzpopping adventures, I ended up butt-welding da chairs together into one solid mass of metal tubing!

by QuacksO February 6, 2021

simmerlar

A close resemblance in two or more processes of slow boiling, either in cooking or being "hot under da collar".

Nobody liked Reagan's clueless running of da country, and da general heated-browed response to The Donald's four years of clumsy idiotic behavior seems quite simmerlar.

by QuacksO February 6, 2021

run afowl of the law

To break one or more rules regarding our feathered friends.

One needs to regularly read up on current statutes regarding bird-hunting so as not to run afowl of the law.

by QuacksO February 7, 2021