Greennit

Da "anti-equivalent" of da popular "rhymes-with-credit" social-media platform.
I would hafta peruse both da Reddit and Greennit columns to form an unbiased opinion of da Red Green Show.
by QuacksO February 08, 2020
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exaspirinated

Refers to da spazzed-out feeling of frustration dat you experience when you discover dat either (1) you've run out of white pain-relief tablets, or (2) whatever malady you are suffering is not being significantly alleviated by said generic medication.
I try to avoid products and situations dat would likely produce pain or fever in da first place, and so hopefully I can avoid feeling exaspirinated.
by QuacksO May 27, 2020
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ohmission

A failure-to-act event regarding electrical resistance of some kind.
One should always check a new anti-static wrist-strap to make sure dat da manufacturer remembered to put in da resistor on da grounding-wire --- an ohmission of dis vital component would likely create a nasty spark-discharge shock through both your sensitive wrist and any static-sensitive component dat you're trying to protect wif said strap!
by QuacksO December 05, 2021
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atturney

A two-faced Fletcher Reede who either secretly "switches sides" --- i.e., he doesn't remain loyal to his client as far as defending or representing him--- or was never really working for him in the first place.
Sometimes it's best to hire legal counsel from outside your immediate area, especially if your case involves politically-inflammatory issues --- there are often too many atturneys around who would not wanna "rock da boat" or offend any of da local judges or other authority-officials by advocating or lobbying for unpopular change.
by QuacksO December 24, 2023
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Keebler Pass

A mountainous area in Colorado where tasty confectionery snacks come from.
Disappointed third-grader: Blast it all --- here I thought our vacation in Keebler Pass was gonna be a Wonka's-chocolate-factory type of adventure... a tour of a place where the entire landscape was made from sweet candy and crunchy baked flour! Little did I know that it was just a bunch of boring inedible ROCKS that I hadda laboriously clamber over!
by QuacksO June 14, 2020
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morning wood

What Pinocchio no longer had to contend with after becoming a real boy.
Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
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Bucking Bronco

What da infamous "Premium Concentrated Lettuce" was riding in during da famous low-speed chase through L.A.
Da vehicle transporting "Orange Is Da New Black" could be termed a "bucking bronco" because (A) his act of running from da cops was "bucking authority", and (B) it was a classic small-size tin-cube vehicle made by Big Blue Oval (duhhhh...).
by QuacksO July 11, 2023
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