A "no-brainer" or super-obvious reasoning-conclusion dat even a dimwitted lunkhead should conceivably be able to figger out on his own.
In E.A. Poe's classic detective-novel "The Purloined Letter", da wily Auguste Dupin is able to make a simple deduhction as to da letter's location' something dat da methodically-overthinking and "arbitrarily operating by da book" police chief had been unable to puzzle out himself.
by QuacksO January 19, 2020
Get the deduhction mug.Used to describe a man who believes he is truly the most amazing creature on the planet. Regardless of his advanced age, hair (or lack of if), weight, skin type, high-pitched, whiny voice and Mr. Roper clothing, he feels he’s entitled to the perfect companion. In all his douche glory, he is not afraid to profess this sense of entitlement at bars, during dinner parties, at the office or on his personal Web site. Can also be used to describe a woman who shares the same delusions of grandeur.
Example 1:
“She’s hot. Let’s go—you’re gonna be my wingmen.”
“Dude, stop with the deduchional b.s. She wouldn’t talk to you if Justin Timberlake and Zac Efron were your wingmen.”
Example 2:
Sarah Palin said she is quitting her job to do a better job for Alaska. That is so deduchional.
“She’s hot. Let’s go—you’re gonna be my wingmen.”
“Dude, stop with the deduchional b.s. She wouldn’t talk to you if Justin Timberlake and Zac Efron were your wingmen.”
Example 2:
Sarah Palin said she is quitting her job to do a better job for Alaska. That is so deduchional.
by Trish77 and 2e July 6, 2009
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Where one deduces a solution to a problem or mystery by taking one clue and bringing it to another in a long chain of paranoid connections until it leads to the conclusion. Named after the famous ''Anaconda Malt Liquor Conclusion Scene'' in Black Dynamite, where the titular character somehow realizes that Anaconda Malt liquor was the government's secret weapon after Bullhorn said "melt in your mouth", making several arbitrary connections until it led to the answer.
*Gasp* "Human being"? That word kind of sounds like "bean." Beans are legumes, "legumes" has the word "leg" in it. Ian's mom has really nice legs, and Ian's mom is so old she's practically dead, which can only mean one thing! Oh my Bieber! YOU'RE BECOMING A ZOMBIE!
--Anthony Padilla from Smosh using Black Dynamite Deduction to deduce that Ian Hecox is becoming a zombie
--Anthony Padilla from Smosh using Black Dynamite Deduction to deduce that Ian Hecox is becoming a zombie
by The Logical Fallacy July 16, 2016
Get the Black Dynamite Deduction mug.Taxes or else other methods of removing the working people's hard earned cash. Typically utilized by the man, these weapons are a crime against humanity and a sin against nature.
Tom: Who in the name of Ayn Rand do the IRS think they are, taking my pay from me? I don't owe them two farts!
Dave: Too bad they have those bloody weapons of mass deduction.
Dave: Too bad they have those bloody weapons of mass deduction.
by Colonel Duke Lacrosse December 1, 2011
Get the Weapons of mass deduction mug.a guy who came up with this word, he plays a roblox game called Rogue Lineage. He is the coolest, slickest and most peaceful guy you'll ever meet in Rogue Lineage. He is a pacifist and rarely and barely attacks others.
Person 1: OI, DET (ABBREVIATED VERSION OF DETUCTION) SHOULD WE GANK THIS ULTRA?
Detuction: Nah, hes too strong. Lets leave him alone.
Detuction: Nah, hes too strong. Lets leave him alone.
by Ace Lawliet January 17, 2021
Get the detuction mug.A physical or personal/social characteristic which necessitates a loss of points on the physical/social attractiveness scale (as figure skaters receive deductions for errors in their routines)
Super butt and danced it off, but talked about herself all night and hasn't brushed her teeth in a week--major deductions.
by Dr. Foo February 20, 2009
Get the deduction mug.The traditional Lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or sex.
GF: Are you gonna give up playing Guitar Hero for Lent?
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Free Bird" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Free Bird" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!
by resident alian February 19, 2008
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