Describes do horrid or grisly nature of a creature dat is due to its having become noticeably larger than da last time it was seen.
James Herriot complained dat a young bull had become totally grewsome, due to da dim-minded and unmotivated farmer's having waited far too long in da animal's maturing-period before calling said modest-sized veterinarian to perform his necessary tests.
by QuacksO June 21, 2023
Get the grewsomemug. Tiffany and I crave da "lovin' touch" at all times whenever we spend time together, but we were about expiring from da heat during our stroll along da hot beach, so we employed da pinkie-hook to maintain a pleasant physical connection without our palms getting all damp and yucky.
by QuacksO August 27, 2018
Get the pinkie-hookmug. Refers to the infuriating/humiliating "auditory chain-reaction" that often occurs with all da neighborhood dogs... you merely walk by one house with a dog tethered out front, and he starts barking at you, then the dogs next door --- even if they're locked inside the house --- hear him and start yappin', too, and then the hound at the property next to that one starts howling, and so on and so on and so on... pretty soon all da canines within a half-mile radius are barkin' fit to bust, when whatever the first dog was barking at isn't even anywhere near those other dogs' vicinity.
I try to scavenge for returnables only during the mid-to-late daylight hours, so that the resulting barker-brigade in the roadside homes will create a minimum of "the dogs woke me up!" aggravation.
by QuacksO July 09, 2018
Get the barker-brigademug. What a cat needs to have before it may legally scratch you. (Garfield take note --- none of your "provocations" for leaving Jon a tattered bloody mess would have held up in court... in every single case, you were just being selfish, overbearing, or hot-tempered.)
I was cradling the neighbor's cat in my lap and petting him gently, and he seemed totally happy and content... unmoving, purring, the whole nine yards. Then without warning, he suddenly exploded upwards with an angry yowl and forcibly propelled himself off my lap and onto the floor, giving my thighs several deep nasty digs in the process! Talk about a total lack of just clawse... if he was starting to get stir-crazy, he could have merely squirmed and mewed a little, and I'd have immediately let him down --- no need to to "break out da ol' samurai swords"!!
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
Get the just clawsemug. Races of canoes or rowboats are notorious for scullduggery; one of the most common subterfuges is to conceal an outboard motor on the boat to make it go faster. Be sure to bring along a noisy boombox to help cover the tell-tale "putt-putt" sounds, though, unless you use a souped-up electric trolling-motor that runs virtually silent.
by QuacksO September 25, 2019
Get the scullduggerymug. I tried my hand at baking a meringue pie, and it came out okay, although when I tasted it afterwards, I realized to my chagrin dat I'd left out da key "tartness" ingredient --- you shoulda heard my disgusted lemontations in DAT regard! :P
by QuacksO May 20, 2022
Get the lemontationsmug. For a lot of chicks, if you want them to spread their legs for you, treating them to restaurant meals is Arbytrary.
by QuacksO July 11, 2025
Get the Arbytrarymug.