QuacksO's definitions

flopportunity

Any occasion during a period of long/strenuous labors when it is possible to "crash for a few".

Collecting returnables is heavy arduous work, and so I always try to take any flopportunity I can get throughout the day.

by QuacksO July 13, 2020

juggler vein

Da artery in yer neck dat enables you to toss several objects up in da air and then rhythmically/successively catch them and toss them back up again, without dropping them or having them hit da floor.

My juggler vein doesn't seem to allow me to be very proficient at manipulating tennis balls in midair, so I just stick to performing "palm-juggle" wif da soft warm slender hands of cute chicks whom I befriend.

by QuacksO November 16, 2023

O'Leery

Cautious or wary of individuals of Irish descent.

I actually p-r-e-f-e-r chicks wif red hair and freckles, so I am not "O'Leery" at all.

by QuacksO November 6, 2023

malfunktion

Defective performance involving a certain style of music.

Before I left da baby's room, I had tuned da stereo to a light-classical station dat was playing soft music to soothe said infant to sleep, but then da tuner malfunktioned and started playing bouncy dance-tunes dat got da Little One all revved up and giggly.

by QuacksO February 17, 2020

arcaeology

A study of ancient welders and welding tools/techniques.

The study of arcaeology may indeed be fascinating, but you will want to wear protective gear to shield yourself from the sparks and fumes.

by QuacksO March 10, 2019

employee uninforms

Da clueless dumba** individuals who are actually inside da fancy logo-emblazoned cloth outfits dat said personnel-members wear while they are working at said business establishment.

Disgusted store-customer: I always ask to speak directly to da manager whenever I have a question, concern, or complaint --- all of da lower-level staff are just a bunch of employee uninforms!

by QuacksO December 8, 2020

big-box "discount"

Not to be confused wif da economy/bulk price dat you gain from purchasing super-sized-containers of groceries and household products at places like Sam's Club or Costco, this snortingly-sarcastic term refers to where a company packages their products in a much-larger cardboard package than said items actually take up, giving THEM the "discount", since they charge about as much for said parcel of goods as that seemingly- larger amount should logically cost.

To save space in my cupboard, I was able to fit almost two times the number of granola bars in a box as were in there originally --- talk about a big-box "discount"!

by QuacksO April 25, 2020