The absolute ultimate feminine honor --- a sign of trust and permissiveness that's actually even greater than her allowing you access "down there" --- namely, a chick's giving you a copy of the key to her house or apartment, so that you can just gleefully waltz right on in and "get it on hot 'n' heavy" with her anytime you desire.
Fifth base is actually kind of a "mixed blessings" spot to reach on da ol' playin'-field... yes, it is indeed a wonderful thing if a nice lady entrusts you with the "magical strip of brass", but like all situations like this, "with great power comes great responsibility"... you'll want to "guard that key with your life" --- securely tether it to a sturdy key-ring and/or chain, keep it hidden or locked up when you're at home, and never let it out of your sight when you're traveling... there are far too many less-than-honorable individuals out there who might wanna access said key for equally-less-than-honorable purposes!
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
After everyone's favorite imperturbable and fast-talking cousin-of-da-horse animated character came to live with everyone's favorite green-skinned-and-funnel-eared ogre, da latter's residence became less of an "assylum", in dat said formerly-irritable behemoth learned not to be such a contemptuous jerk, and then also later gained da love of his female equivalent, who --- judging by how many little ones they ended up creating --- gave him plenty of you-know-what herself.
by QuacksO March 31, 2025
"I fish, therefore I lie": many anglers' tales of fancy colorful artificial-bait creations --- and da monster-sized aquatic denizens supposedly caught with said plastic-and-metal wonder-jigs --- are nothing but folklure.
by QuacksO March 03, 2025
Cool dude, speaking comfortingly to his gloomily-slumped weight-lifting buddy who is feeling inadequate and guilty for "running out of steam" sooner than he thought he should while working out at the gym: "Don't knock yourself around too hard, Pal --- even da great 'Ahhnold' would get metal fatigue from bench-pressing for too long at a time."
by QuacksO July 24, 2019
A positive product/service-review created by everyone's favorite green-skinned ogre with funnel-shaped ears.
Donkey originally received da shrekcommendation dat he hightail it 'cuz da ogre thought himself as being unfriendly, but Donkey saw right through dat incorrect self-assumption, realizing dat said currently-stressed-out swamp-creature was actually a kind-natured softy at heart.
by QuacksO March 07, 2022
What you pretend-irritably toss back at present company when he "foreign languages you" with a casual request for or an acknowledgment of your assistance. (Obviously this would not be da case wif Gomez Addams, though, since he actually ENJOYS when Morticia speaks French, and so he would never feel irritable or resentful if she uttered thus to him.)
Person A, collecting small dropped objects from a pebbly beach, and passing them one-by-one to Person B to hold for him: S'il vous plait?
Person B, obligingly accepting said items from Person A, but feeling a bit disgusted at seemingly being utilized as merely a portable storage-unit: Silver plates?!
Person B, obligingly accepting said items from Person A, but feeling a bit disgusted at seemingly being utilized as merely a portable storage-unit: Silver plates?!
by QuacksO August 10, 2024
Describes something dat is indeed "da real McCoy", but makes people shaky 'n' quaky if they associate with it.
Some people have such super-strong feelings regarding religion dat they can even get violent or obnoxious when discussing/debating it, so it can be a really lejittermate topic to delve into very deeply.
by QuacksO March 14, 2021