If "Isreal" is so "real", why is there da misspelled "knockoff country" with its last two vowels reversed?
by QuacksO April 19, 2024
It is indeed wise to be appropriately cautious about initially trusting a stranger or newcomer in your life, but it's a mistake to be overly prejudased, either.
by QuacksO August 20, 2024
Da deafening clamor of excited voices and pattering feet dat you always hear when announcing dat da hot chocolate is ready.
In da "Polar Express" movie, there was quite a cocaophony from both da children AND da servers when da steaming kettles of traditional Christmas liquid-refreshments were being wheeled out.
by QuacksO June 20, 2021
If there is a dispute over how far west da American territory stretches into da Bering Sea, da World Court might actually need to be appealed to for a proper resaleutian.
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
Glass is very breakable, so dey hafta post a regiment of "isenguards" at da factory where isenglass is made, to make sure dat nobody gets in to damage da fragile silicate sheets as dey come off da furnace-conveyor.
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
A professional "middle-ground seeker" who display his/her cute legs during yackety-yack sessions intended to settle disagreements, create mutually-palatable business-deals, etc.
Two well-known examples of kneegotiators were Daisy Duke and Pocahontas, although in both of their cases, they went a lot farther than just having "petite" pant-legs --- Catherine Bach's character wore her famous nearly-butt-baring cut-offs while persuading the Hazzard-County officials to go easier on her uncle and cousins, and the historic Native-beauty chick would actually show up stark-naked when she went to assist the colonists or hold diplomatic talks with them.
by QuacksO January 21, 2025
Describes the "pleasant versus unpleasant" quandary that you face when making a road trip on a budget. The D.O.T. may indeed instruct you to "never drive while drowsy", but good luck explaining that to a cop with a quota who taps on your car window at 2 a.m. in the morning to find out why you're parked along a deserted stretch of highway to sleep till dawn.
One simple way to avoid the whole "rest area vs. arrest area" debacle is to simply schedule your sleep-stops around the available "official rest area" locations that are situation along your route... sure, it may take a bit longer to complete your journey if you hafta "call it a day" at 5 pm instead of at nightfall because there will be no other rest areas for another hundred or more miles, but at least you can slumber in peace, knowing that you aren't parking somewhere overnight where you might be given grief.
by QuacksO February 25, 2019