Oregonization

An established group of individuals based in The Beaver State.
If OREGANO is easy to grow, perhaps it can be grown as far north as OREGON, and so I wonder if there is an Oregonization of farmers and gardeners who have taken up the cultivation of said aromatic herb?
by QuacksO August 29, 2020
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Khanference

A group-meeting either chaired by or discussing da infamous Mr. Noonien-Singh.
Some business/congressional meetings are so heated and devoid of reason or humanity dat they might as well be Khanferences.
by QuacksO April 02, 2022
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assertain

To make a definite determination regarding someone's posterior.
A tight-fitting swimsuit can indeed show if a gal has a nice cute round rump, but you gotta actually "squeeze theeze" with your hand to assertain for sure if it is indeed as delightful as you'd expect.
by QuacksO February 28, 2019
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fizzyology

Da study of how humans behave when imbibing carbonated beverages.
To be an effective moderator at a Belchers Anonymous meeting, one needs to have at least a general knowledge of fizzyology.
by QuacksO November 14, 2022
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temperarily

Refers to a comparatively-brief period during which you perform/suspend a certain action/practice due to your being seethingly upset at that time.
I eventually became hot and frustrated while feverishly trying to rebuild my hydraulic floor-jack, so I temperarily took a walk down to the seashore to cool my brain, then strolled back an hour later and was able to successfully finish the repair.
by QuacksO April 03, 2019
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cannibull

A fertile male bovine dat actually eats intruders instead of just "giving them da horn".
Don't "mess wif da cannibull" --- you'd have more than his cranial-lances to worry about! Taking away his credit card wouldn't help, either --- rather than "charging", he actually "goes carnivore" on yer a**.
by QuacksO August 03, 2023
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alphabetical obligations

Bobligation: (1) What Robert is required to do. (2) Da binding agreement to either have short hair or make something undulate.
Cobligation: (1) A mandatory action regarding da center portion of an ear of corn. (2) Something dat a male swan must do.
DOBligation: Refers to an instance where you have to state when you were born.
Fobligation: Da mandatory use of a large object to attach to your watch-chain.
Gobligation: Where you need to gather scattered material and combine it all into one lump.
Hobligation: Local building-code regarding da metal food-warming platform in yer fireplace.
Jobligation: (1) An edict dat states dat you must be employed if you are able. (2) Where an employer is required to hire you and keep you on his staff unless you either quit or are convicted of a work-related wrongdoing.
Lobligation: An agreement dat states dat you hafta throw something.
Mobligation: A rule dat requires a large number of da available residents to gather in a group.
Robligation: (1) See first example at da beginning of this list. (2) Where someone is required to steal, break-and-enter, etc.
Sobligation: Where you hafta noisily shed some tears.
Most alphabetical obligations make little sense in real life, but they are fun to say and amusing to think about.
by QuacksO June 09, 2020
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