QuacksO's definitions

diabeetes

A supposedly-existing illness incurred from chowing down on too many disgusting-tasting/textured red globular veggies.

Eating beets won't give you "diabeetes" (and in fact, "said red" veggies may actually often **help** wif da "real deal" unstable-blood-sugar disorder), but if your toddler hates to eat dem, you don't need to force dem on him, since there are plenty of alternative foods dat will provide him wif comparable nutritional properties --- examples of usually-more-palatable-and-also-antioxidant-rich delicacies include blueberries, raspberries, strawberries, purple or red grapes, etc.

by QuacksO December 29, 2021

suenami

A massive "tidal wave" of self-enrichment-seeking prosecutions following a natural disaster.

After Hurricane Katrina, da local attorneys handled an absolute suenami of money-grabbing litigation!

by QuacksO October 27, 2021

dyeagram

A schematic of a pigment-processing machine.

I bought a second-hand fabric-tinting machine that had minor issues, but it came without a maintenance manual, so I had to Google a dyeagram to print out and study.

by QuacksO January 11, 2022

common denominader

Da typical circumstance in which you usually find dat da "Unreasonable Man" is either present or significantly involved.

If you wanna know when/where ol' Ralphie will likely step in and try to make a difference, da "three big E's" --- i.e., economy, environment, and education --- are often a common denominader.

by QuacksO December 7, 2025

dustination

Can refer to either:
(1) Da wastebasket where you periodically dump yer loaded debris-scoop while sweeping up.
(2) Wherever famed actor Hoffman is heading towards at any given time.

I do indeed appreciate my physically-inform buddy's offer to help me tidy up, but da prob is dat he isn't very steady on his feet or able to keep a proper grip on da pan when carrying it to da waste-bin, and so he usually spills some of its contents before he reaches his dustination.

by QuacksO January 6, 2020

shampooh

Da "generic knockoff" dollar-store brand of kiddie scalp-wash available at a much-cheaper price than da "genuine article" dat comes in an Edward-Bear-shaped bottle.

I have always raised my children to ignore fancy-schmancy advertising and packaging, so they don't mind using just "bargain-basement" soap and shampooh for their bathing needs.

by QuacksO August 31, 2019

Libyan gnashionalists

Da group of teeth-grindingly wrathful terrorists whom Doc Brown had tricked into giving him their plutonium with the understanding that he would incorporate it into a bomb that he'd been contracted to build for them, but instead he used said radioactive material to power his totally-for-peaceful-purposes time-machine.

Doc Brown found out da hard way dat da Libyan gnashionalists did not take kindly to having their trust --- and their plutonium --- repurposed in a way they had not intended. Fortunately for Doc, he wore a bulletproof vest da second time, and so things worked out fine in da end... Doc got to power his time machine, and da terrorists didn't blow up innocent people with their "bomb" which turned out to be just a container of old parts from pinball-machines.

by QuacksO February 3, 2020