If "Dracula's coffin and sneezin'", should we line said pine box with eggcrate-foam to make said "woes of wintertime" sounds a bit less cacoffinous?
by QuacksO February 23, 2025
Get the cacoffinousmug. Knock, knock...
Who's there??
Kudu!!!
Kudu, whooooooooo????
Kudu come and give me a hand with changing my tire?
Well, I will if you make it a "fancy-flatware request"... :P
Silver plates?
Why, soitenly!
Mercy buckets --- prisheeyate that!
No problemmo, Dude!!!
Who's there??
Kudu!!!
Kudu, whooooooooo????
Kudu come and give me a hand with changing my tire?
Well, I will if you make it a "fancy-flatware request"... :P
Silver plates?
Why, soitenly!
Mercy buckets --- prisheeyate that!
No problemmo, Dude!!!
by QuacksO November 17, 2023
Get the fancy-flatware requestmug. The Ferris-wheel-type paper-holding device where cyborg-Officer Alex Murphy keeps his colleagues' business cards.
Officer Murphy is all for networking as much as anyone, but he regularly has to "weed" his Robodex of cards that he no longer wants in there, since many of his accumulated contacts turn out to be scum-bangs... lots of Dick Joneses out there who purport to be honorable caring dedicated members of the public or local government, but are actually just trying to line their own pockets, puff their cronies' political standing, alter election-votes, etc.
by QuacksO November 24, 2019
Get the Robodexmug. Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.
I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.
by QuacksO October 20, 2021
Get the ad-skip assistantmug. Da famous --- or infamous, depending on how much you know/believe about him --- 1492 sailor never even laid eyes on da North American coastline, so to say dat we have him to thank for our eventually forming settlements here is totally ludichris!
by QuacksO December 20, 2023
Get the ludichrismug. 1. Where you spend money to get out of a cranky situation.
2. Where you use logic and/or creativity to get around having to purchase something.
2. Where you use logic and/or creativity to get around having to purchase something.
Not everyone can afford to just "buypass" an unfortunate debacle; less-affluent folks may need to put their brains to work to figure out ways to buypass the actual/potential pitfalls --- i.e., get out of the situation "for free".
by QuacksO June 19, 2019
Get the buypassmug. Dogs were da first domesticated animals (humans started having them as pets over 300 centuries ago), so there's a rich history for barkaeology to discover.
by QuacksO July 12, 2023
Get the barkaeologymug.