Definitions by QuacksO

neighked 

Refers to da unclothed state dat a horse usually is, except in da wintertime when he wears a horse-blanket.

Since a four-legged whinnyer is totally neighked virtually all da time, you can usually determine its gender simply by looking between its hind legs to see if it has a you-know-what or not.

neighked by QuacksO October 11, 2020

buy-product 

An undesirable "secondary" expense dat you get saddled with due to your having purchased an item.

Items like vehicles and paper-printers are excellent --- and notorious --- examples of frequently needing "buy-products"... the price of the items itself may be incidental when compared to all of the subsequent high-cost commodities that you will have to supply said item with in order to keep it operational, such as fuel, fluids, ink-jet cartridges, etc.

buy-product by QuacksO October 10, 2020

arbitchration

Legal settlement procedures chaired by Judge Judy.

Ms. Sheindlin's arrogantly-imperious behavior and unfair rulings are obnoxious enough just in a regular court-setting, but I pale to think how horridly things would go if she actually handled arbitchration!

arbitchration by QuacksO October 10, 2020

userious interest-rate 

A loan-shark's "percentage extra" quote which is so outrageously exorbitant that you incredulously reply, "You serious?!"

In one of comedian-duo Bob 'n' Ray's "Garish Summit" episodes, mob-boss Harold W. Bigg grumblingly opines that the 50% "preferred borrowers" interest-rate that they've been allowing Caldwell Merchfield is too low now that Caldwell has been promoted to a higher-paying job at his family's lead-mining business; Mr. Bigg now feels that an even more userious interest-rate might be in order.

userious interest-rate by QuacksO October 9, 2020

failure to appear 

What a ghost or genie gets charged with if it doesn't materialize when commanded to do so.

In Shakespeare's play "Henry The Fourth", Glendower boasts that he has the power to "call spirits from the vasty deep", to which Hotspur sarcastically retorts, "Why, so can I, or so can any man --- but will they come when you do call for them?" He should have added, "And if they do not, canst thou prosecute them for 'failure to appear'?"

failure to appear by QuacksO October 7, 2020

tearanny

Dictatorial control facilitated though copiously-leaky facial waterworks.

I try not to arbitrarily think of a person's crying as being manipulation, but there are indeed some individuals who use said streaming-eyed blubbering merely as tearanny to try to get what they want.

tearanny by QuacksO October 6, 2020

freedom of warship

Da constitutional right dat allows you to board any of our nation's naval battlewagons whenever and however you please.

In the first Casey Ryback film "Under Siege", mercenary William Strannix takes the whole "freedom of warship" to a preposterous degree --- perhaps he did indeed have the right to go aboard the USS Missouri, but that didn't entitle him to take over the ship or harm the crewmembers.

freedom of warship by QuacksO October 6, 2020