QuacksO's definitions
Totally unrelated to any "opposite" condition of the well-known "born later in the mother's life" disorder, this affliction merely refers to an abnormal obsession with "all things United Parcel Service" --- the person may collect lots of caps and t-shirts with the UPS logo, arbitrarily ship out anything and everything --- even ordinary personal letters, which of course would cost a lot more to ship that way than just a regular US-Mail "Forever" stamp --- by "ol' Brown-'n'-Yellow", always ask to have mail-ordered items shipped to him by UPS even if the US Mail or FedEx would be cheaper, etc.
Caring nephew: My elderly Uncle Ted has developed UPS syndrome in a major way. so I always order his E-Bay items for him myself, so that he won't needlessly overspend on shipping if there is a cheaper way to send the items.
by QuacksO August 29, 2017
Get the UPS syndromemug. by QuacksO March 23, 2025
Get the roamanticmug. Refers to an endeavor partaken of by an eager stud which involves seeking out da super-desirable "reward" dat's located between a gal's legs, and which he wishes to "go inside of".
Slick Willie apparently wasn't satisfied with just "doing it" with his wife Hillary, and so he was constantly embarked upon a long-term "enterprize" of scoring with any women he met who looked appealing to him.
by QuacksO May 9, 2022
Get the enterprizemug. Refers to da "Yeah, it would be safe and easy to perform da operation on you" status dat a plastic surgeon would tell a modest-chested chick who wants bigger boobies.
A piece of earnest advice for all you small-bosomed ladies out there: just because having a breast-augmentation might indeed be a "doable-d" doesn't mean dat it would necessarily be a wise choice --- bachelors who prefer chesty chicks aren't necessarily any more desirable than those who don't think about a woman's bra-size all dat much. And besides, why would you even want a significant other who is of such shallow mind dat he would actually judge you mostly about just your looks, anyway? Instead, you should seek out a guy who mainly cares about da size of your HEART --- i.e., how attractive a person you are on da INSIDE, such as your possessing a warm personality and kind considerate nature --- and who therefore will likely make for a much more satisfying soulmate.
by QuacksO October 8, 2024
Get the doable-dmug. Corporate greed of Johns-Manville et al caused them to blatantly disregard the extreme hazards of asworstos.
by QuacksO October 20, 2024
Get the asworstosmug. Where two people both love a four-footed purr-factory.
If one person savoringly cradles Mr. Fluffy and another person affectionately strokes him, dat sounds like an ideal mewtual friendship to me.
by QuacksO March 26, 2025
Get the mewtual friendshipmug. A group of people in a particular geographical area who engage in mass-ejaculation on a regular basis.
I invited a few friends over for a sex-party, and before you know it, everybody and his brother dropped by wanting to join in --- we had a bleepin' cummunity there in less than two hours!
by QuacksO March 25, 2019
Get the cummunitymug.