Da yucky/bland-tasking "youth-body development" foods dat your snooty "health-nut" parents put in their shopping-cart in preparation to making you gag/choke down said "inedibles" during subsequent meals, instead of buying da tasty treats like burgers, chips, candy, ice cream, etc. dat you REALLY want.
Parents might have better success at getting their little ones to more-willingly partake of da growceries dat they buy if they prepared said "it's good for ya" comestibles in more-palatable forms, such as mixing dem with mashed fruit, fried rice, peanut butter, oil-baked lima beans, etc. --- pleasant-tasting foods dat are still totally healthy, but which also possess super-strong flavors dat will mask da unpleasant tastes/textures of da foods dat they are trying to get their children to put in their tummies.
by QuacksO August 25, 2019
Da comforting companionship dat da Liberty Mutual dude gets from his goofy-lookin' bulgy-eyed feathered buddy.
Dunno how anyone could actually derive much emutional support from a weird flightless bird dat is known for being short-tempered and aggressive, but hey --- if dat's your thing, more power to you. Safety goggles and thick-fabric protective clothing might be wise to wear when communing with said fuzzy buddies, though, since their formidable beaks and claws are not exactly objects dat you'd wanna get too friendly with.
by QuacksO March 20, 2021
Frequent trail-riding through dusty or twiggy areas obliges you to perform manetenance more often on yer trusty saddle-steed.
by QuacksO July 28, 2023
What foreign terrorists would like to have happen to da five-sided military-headquarters building in Washington.
by QuacksO August 21, 2022
How young children view a school system whether da teachers "religiously" forbid them from either counting on their fingers or making "one, two, three, four, cross-slash" marks on paper to more-easily figure simple math-problems, in an attempt to train said students to work out sums in their heads.
One easy way to get around da Tallyban (i.e., count up/down one numeral at a time without tipping off your teacher dat you aren't merely working out da problem in your head) is to motionlessly (don't go making any rhythmic "ticking off da numbers" motions with any part of your body, as this will let slip dat you're --- horrors! --- **counting** when you're sposta be working out da math-equations just in your head!) hold your arithmetic paper flat against your desktop with both hands and with your fingers spread apart for easier counting, and then also-motionlessly (and silently) swivel your eyes from one finger to da next in order to count up/down as needed to figure out da answer to da equation.
by QuacksO July 19, 2024
A fake-emergency radio-call that a mischievous pilot makes on the first day of the fourth month, just as a joke.
One should **never** make "Aprilday" distress-transmissions -- no matter WHAT the date --- since not only may it needlessly consume valuable resources and panic rescue-workers, but such "crying wolf" shenanigans can also cause emergency-response personnel to then incorrectly ignore legitimate requests for help, since they will merely think, "Here we go again" if said completely-genuine call comes in at around that date. It's actually happened in the past, where rescue-workers have impatiently refused to respond to a real call for help because "they thought it was just an April Fool's joke".
by QuacksO November 15, 2021
A key-operated safety-device to secure a gaming-ticket-printing/processing machine while maintenance is being performed.
I don't approve of gambling in any form or in associating with it in any way, so I would not ever have a need for a LOTTO padlock, since I would always refuse to even assemble or repair a machine that was used in any facet of game-of-chance operations.
by QuacksO March 30, 2020