QuacksO's definitions

twinkle-tinkle

Refers to a dude's taking a whiz which includes sparkly particles due to his having recently received a blowjob from a chick who was wearing glitter-lipstick at da time.

Slick WIllie probably took a twinkle-tinkle more than a lot of guys, seeing as how he was able to "get some" from so many females over his lifetime.

by QuacksO December 27, 2022

purserverance

Unwavering determination to carry out da duties of a ship's accountant.

Da portly board-members of Rich Industries were none too pleased when Young Richie assumed temporary control of da company --- thanks to his purserverance, said arrogant cigar-smokers' stated goal of "cutting da company fat" majorly backfired, in dat THEY THEMSELVES ended up taking a pay-cut!

by QuacksO July 5, 2024

violince

What any nearby listeners might be driven to from hearing horrendously-poor fiddle-playing.

Jack Benny was actually quite an accomplished musician (you have to be a good instrument-performer in order to "do well at playing poorly" --- i.e., play said instrument in a humorously-awful way that will make your listeners laugh), and so it's unlikely that any members of his audience would have felt the need to resort to violince.

by QuacksO September 6, 2019

Swiss charred

What yer salad-greens will likely become if ya let yer greenhouse get too hot.

I made da mistake of using too high a setting on my dehydrator when drying a tray of garden-produce, and so I ended up with Swiss charred!

by QuacksO March 31, 2025

elassticity

Da degree of stretchiness of a female human's muscles, tendons, ligaments, etc.

Liberty Barros and Anna McNulty are known for their exceptional elassticity.

by QuacksO August 25, 2025

cohabititting

What occurs when a buxom chick with two chest-pillow-loving admirers either can't decide which of them she wants to be sexually-exclusive with or simply doesn't want either of them to feel left out, and so she allows both dudes to simultaneously play with her boobs, with one eager stud fondling and suckling on one of her titties from each side.

Cohabititting can indeed be a good way to satisfy all da hot hunks in yer life, but supplying them with some form of padded headgear beforehand might be in order, to avoid their painfully bumping heads while engaged in da lustful savoring of your ample chest-meat.

by QuacksO June 8, 2019

Ferrousies

An ancient war-like group of Hebrews who mined iron ore.

The Ferrousies may have believed in only one god, but they surely spent an "ungodly" amount of time fighting with their neighbors (and creating iron weapons to do so) instead of actually sitting down with them and cool-headedly researching/discussing said belief.

by QuacksO May 22, 2019