Definitions by QuacksO

spermanent markers 

Da tell-tale color-bands in a DNA test dat show you as being da father of a love-baby; said genes will always remain a part of said offspring's future lineage.

Spermanent markers in a child's DNA chart are always gonna be a pesky reminder of your past lack of responsible behavior with da child's mama.

spermanent markers by QuacksO March 10, 2021

purse-strings attached 

Refers to a situation where you are expected to spend money if you want a gift, favor, etc.

Before you accept a seemingly-too-good-to-be-true offer/deal, you should carefully inquire as to whether there are any purse-strings attached to said proposal.

purse-strings attached by QuacksO March 10, 2021

That's fine --- I love apples 

What you smilingly reply when someone says, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away".

Children with a sweet tooth are not so likely to say, "That's fine --- I love apples" as kiddos who have been raised on a whole-foods diet.

That's fine --- I love apples by QuacksO March 10, 2021

Philibuster 

What fake-doctor Baldy Fatso McGraw does with da social issues of his guests, rather than actually trying to creatively/constructively solve their problems.

Da hilarious "counseling session" exchanges with Madea were classic "Philibuster" examples --- lots of words spoken, but no actual progress made.

Philibuster by QuacksO March 9, 2021

Minniemize 

What Mickey Mouse's main squeeze tries to do regarding the potential damage from an argument or other negative event.

Dr. Phil often makes mountains out of molehills when it comes to do social issues dat he features on his shows; he should take a cue from Mickey's girlfriend and try to Minniemize da damage, rather than blowing it all out of proportion.

Minniemize by QuacksO March 9, 2021

evictim 

What an ex-squatter blubberingly claims to be after getting thrown out of a residence dat he has no legal right to occupy.

Tronald Dump squallingly claims to be an evictim of shoddy and/or dishonest voting-processes; whether or not it's true, however, he has no room to talk, since events leading up to his OWN election were highly questionable.

evictim by QuacksO March 9, 2021

mearacle 

What Jerry Stiller must have considered it when he first met his future wife.

Given all they went through in life, it seems a mearacle that the Stiller couple was married for over sixty years.

mearacle by QuacksO March 8, 2021