One of da best ways to be a good buddy to a fellow bachelor is to warn him if a gal he's thinking of dating is a pop-out toaster, so that he can take precautions --- i.e., condoms, pulling out in a timely manner, carefully scheduling his lovemaking sessions in accordance with the gal's monthly periods, etc. --- against da unwanted pitter-patter of little feet and/or child-support payments.
by QuacksO October 04, 2018
Get the pop-out toastermug. A daily/weekly show-segment dat has to do with someone's having performed a task wif a needle and thread.
Welcome to the Martha Stewart Show; on today's episewed, our mature blonde bombshell demonstrates how to perform simple clothing repairs like re-attaching buttons and stitching up unraveled seams.
by QuacksO May 15, 2022
Get the episewedmug. A private/secret "comfort" area where you go to partake of tasty goodies to help you feel calmer, happier, etc.
According to Red Green, fellow Possum Lodge member Moose Thompson's appetite grew to such humongous proportions that he eventually renovated his house to remove all of his refugerators in favor of a walk-in meat-locker.
by QuacksO March 10, 2019
Get the refugeratormug. New recruits at Camp Swampy are likely total boginners, so Sarge might have considerable difficulty integrating them into his regiment if they had to train anywhere off of paved surfaces.
by QuacksO August 03, 2025
Get the boginnermug. Da terminology chosen for referring to a large Alaskan city other than da formerly-most-populated one.
Seeing as how da two locales are so vastly different (i.e., extreme west and far southeast) and distant from each other --- and how enormous da entire state is --- I would imagine dat Sitkanclature and Nomenclature might be entirely different.
by QuacksO November 14, 2023
Get the Sitkanclaturemug. A savvy person's correct interpretation of what a two-faced public OFFICIAL (policeman, politician, etc) truly MEANS by a seemingly harmless/helpful/conciliatory remark.
Hall monitor, to delinquent student whom he is chasing: "I just want to talk to you."
"Official" meaning (what "The Book" states that the security guard supposedly means): "I'm not going to detain or even lay a hand on you --- I merely wish to verbally ask you what your issues are, sympathetically discuss them with you, and try to help you find a solution that will be palatable to all concerned parties."
Official meaning (what the dude with the badge is really saying): "You're in big trouble, kid --- I don't give a rat's ass what you say or how innocent you are; I'm gonna slap da cuffs on you and put you in detention! It's how I get my rocks off."
Delinquency-hearing board-member, to an under-review adolescent who is peering uncertainly around the meeting-room door: "Come on in and sit down, young man --- we don't bite."
"Official" meaning: "You have noithng to fear from us, son --- we're totally fair and just, and we only wish to hear your case and decide appropriate discipline, if any."
Official meaning: "We fat cats around this table are all in cahoots, and we enjoy makiing things warm for 'unpopular' youngsters like you. We practically have the power of life or death over you, and we gleefully use that power, too."
"Official" meaning (what "The Book" states that the security guard supposedly means): "I'm not going to detain or even lay a hand on you --- I merely wish to verbally ask you what your issues are, sympathetically discuss them with you, and try to help you find a solution that will be palatable to all concerned parties."
Official meaning (what the dude with the badge is really saying): "You're in big trouble, kid --- I don't give a rat's ass what you say or how innocent you are; I'm gonna slap da cuffs on you and put you in detention! It's how I get my rocks off."
Delinquency-hearing board-member, to an under-review adolescent who is peering uncertainly around the meeting-room door: "Come on in and sit down, young man --- we don't bite."
"Official" meaning: "You have noithng to fear from us, son --- we're totally fair and just, and we only wish to hear your case and decide appropriate discipline, if any."
Official meaning: "We fat cats around this table are all in cahoots, and we enjoy makiing things warm for 'unpopular' youngsters like you. We practically have the power of life or death over you, and we gleefully use that power, too."
by QuacksO January 26, 2015
Get the official meaningmug. If you actually enjoy getting blowjobs from diamondbacks or cottonmouths, you might need to consult someone other than a herpestologist if things don't end well during one such "toothy" encounter!
by QuacksO October 28, 2020
Get the herpestologistmug.