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I tried my hand at baking a meringue pie, and it came out okay, although when I tasted it afterwards, I realized to my chagrin dat I'd left out da key "tartness" ingredient --- you shoulda heard my disgusted lemontations in DAT regard! :P
by QuacksO May 20, 2022
Get the lemontations mug.Everyone's favorite animated "tubby dad and husband" figure loved his "better half" very much, but his clueless and self-centered nature sometimes made said beehive-hairstyled individual feel "margeinalized".
by QuacksO November 11, 2025
Get the margeinalize mug.What a cat needs to have before it may legally scratch you. (Garfield take note --- none of your "provocations" for leaving Jon a tattered bloody mess would have held up in court... in every single case, you were just being selfish, overbearing, or hot-tempered.)
I was cradling the neighbor's cat in my lap and petting him gently, and he seemed totally happy and content... unmoving, purring, the whole nine yards. Then without warning, he suddenly exploded upwards with an angry yowl and forcibly propelled himself off my lap and onto the floor, giving my thighs several deep nasty digs in the process! Talk about a total lack of just clawse... if he was starting to get stir-crazy, he could have merely squirmed and mewed a little, and I'd have immediately let him down --- no need to to "break out da ol' samurai swords"!!
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
Get the just clawse mug.Races of canoes or rowboats are notorious for scullduggery; one of the most common subterfuges is to conceal an outboard motor on the boat to make it go faster. Be sure to bring along a noisy boombox to help cover the tell-tale "putt-putt" sounds, though, unless you use a souped-up electric trolling-motor that runs virtually silent.
by QuacksO September 25, 2019
Get the scullduggery mug.To put your John Hancock on a release-form absolving da form's holder from any responsibility stemming from hand-swishing.
If you're gonna give a speech dat others may find absurd or hard to agree with, you might wanna sign a waver first to avoid others' being concerned dat you would sue them for emotional distress if they made disgusted, "Oh, go 'way!" gestures.
by QuacksO June 28, 2023
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Garfield likes to give Jon his own unique type of "conscratchulations" --- i.e., with the help of his eighteen paws-mounted "little friends" --- but somehow Jon never seems to appreciate said laudatory gestures nearly so much as Garfield enjoys administering them to him.
by QuacksO December 10, 2019
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I'm not much for musicals... a few --- like the Sound Of Music and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang --- are okay, but I quickly get weary of having to sit through all that long drawn-out choruspondence!
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
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