QuacksO's definitions

meTABolism

Refers to how rapidly a bar-patron pays his bill.

Alan Jackson may indeed love his "tall and strong" alcoholic creations while playing hooky in Margaritaville, but at least his meTABolism is in good order ("I could pay off my tab"), along with his responsibility about not driving while impaired ("Pour myself in a cab"), so that is a good thing. Just be sure that you keep your boat between the navigational beacons, Alan.

by QuacksO September 6, 2020

tiger woods

Da hard-ons experienced by a group of striped-feline males when in da company of a "hot" female --- especially if she's also "in heat" --- of their species.

Female tigers often outnumber males in da wild, and so said abundance of furry vaginas would reduce da instances of widespread tiger woods in a sizable group, since presumably there would seldom be multiple males vying for da favors of a single female.

by QuacksO June 3, 2023

sogga

Da story of someone's naive purchase of swampland in Floriduh.

I've never pretended to be overly "smart 'n' savvy", but I do make sure to **always** personally inspect any acreage for sale before I buy it, in order to hopefully avoid any "sogga" experiences!

by QuacksO August 21, 2022

lappreciation

Gratitude for being fed, cuddled, praised, etc. dat a pet expresses by licking you.

Dunno if a lady would consider your eagerly tonguing her between her legs to actually just be "lappreciation" for her allowing you to be intimate with her, but I suppose you could always try and convince her of that.

by QuacksO March 30, 2020

repercussion drums

Loud "boom-boom" instruments that are played in close proximity of someone to get even with him for a perceived wrongdoing.

It wouldn't be much use to try to vengefully annoy the natives in the jungle with repercussion drums, since they are totally used to said deafening cadence in their frequent communications with each other over long distances.

by QuacksO May 2, 2019

sertafiable

Plumb loco about mattresses.

Jack Ryan admitted to Admiral Painter and Captain Davenport about his being sleep-deprived, so maybe when da latter officer seemingly opined dat Jack was off his rocker, he was actually just meaning "sertafiable", as in, he may merely have been saying dat Jack was a little mentally-lacking due to a lack of mattress-time.

by QuacksO June 8, 2024

artickles

Humorous published missives to really get yer funny-bone jiggling.

Art Buchwald always wrote da most hilarious artickles.

by QuacksO February 20, 2025