QuacksO's definitions

pomegranite

A super-seed-filled fruit before it's ripe and soft.

I went to pick up a few antioxidant-rich fruits at the produce stand, but all they had were harvested-way-too-early pomegranites!

by QuacksO January 14, 2022

hominy and grace

Or "harmony and grits". A perfect blend of serene and happy feelings due to your having partaken of some tasty porridge.

Eating a healthy bowl of cereal for breakfast will give you a greater sense of hominy and grace than chowing down on sugary cloyingly-sweet refined-flour clusters!

by QuacksO November 14, 2023

mammary magnetism

An irresistibly-strong EMF-field produced by female breast-tissue, and which reacts with the iron in a man's blood and forcibly draws him towards said sumptuous chest-pillows. Just like a regular lodestone, "size matters" --- the greater the quantity (or should I say, "quantitty") of said "polar protoplasm", the stronger the magnetic pull it produces; this is why guys tend to be more attracted to gals with bigger boobs.

Buxom gal: I tried the old "tinfoil hat" strategy --- i.e., lining my bras/bikini-tops with aluminum food-wrap --- in the hopes that it would reduce my mammary magnetism, but I didn't really notice much difference... guys still keep staring at my boobs and trying to feel me up whenever they have a chance.

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

fizziological

Relating to da scientific study of how carbonation works in beverages.

When deciding whether or not you really wanna ingest dat weird mud-colored liquid in da classic bright-red hourglass-shaped bottle (remember dat "Da Real Thing" will literally dissolve bones and clean da rust and grease off of carburetor parts --- are you sure you wanna actually DRINK dat stuff??!?), it might make more sense to research da ingredients of said formidable-sounding concoction to determine how safe it is for human consumption, rather than concentrating on its fizziological attributes!

by QuacksO November 14, 2022

stick-shaker

What da inflatable "Otto Pilot" probably hoped dat his also-air-filled female-pilot companion would be for him at da end of da comedy movie "Airplane!" --- his "stick" had already been given "lip-service" by Elaine when he had previously deflated, and so by now "he liked it, he loved it, and he wanted some more of it!"

Da reason dat Otto only aspired to have his "blow-up doll" colleague serve as a "stick-shaker" --- i.e., he would need to receive just a hand-job this time, as opposed to any more warm-and-moist-and-juicy-lipped fellatio --- was dat said balloon-juice-filled companion would not be able to open her mouth without also "losing her wind".

by QuacksO July 4, 2023

Commando-in-Chief

An a**h**e U.S. president who runs roughshod over others through brash/brazen/reckless use of the nation's Armed Forces.

If Tronald Dump is gonna misbehave anything like our prune-faced Commando-in-Chief from the '80's did, we're gonna be headed for World War 3 before we know it!

by QuacksO April 11, 2019

litterally

Truly pertaining to improperly-discarded trash.

It litterally makes me ill to see how much garbage people throw out along our roads and waterways.

by QuacksO December 23, 2020