QuacksO's definitions

Haveapie Indians

Members of da Arizona-based Native American tribe who offer you tasty fruit-filled baked goods as a guest-welcoming gesture.

Being smilingly fed sumptuous pastries by da Haveapie Indians can indeed be an expected pleasure if you treat them with kindness and respect in return; if you're rude to them, however, they might likely send you packin' wif a decidedly DIFFERENT kind of "have a pie!" gesture, as in, messily lobbing said squishy/gooey sweet-'n'-starchy dish in yer face and/or against your fleeing butt to express their indignant disdain for your uppity mannerisms!

by QuacksO December 19, 2022

coochie-smoochie

Refers to where a guy inserts just the head of his lulu into a girl's "downstairs mouth" and slides it in and out a few times so that his lulu gets "kissed" by her "lips". Often employed when a gal is either on her period or in a hurry to leave, and thus "regular" intercourse would not be appropriate at that time.

Girl, gently pushing her guy’s chest back as he’s crawling on top of her: Not right now, Hunny --- I’m feeling kinda tired and achy this evening.
Guy: Oh, okay, Sweetie --- but could Lulu just have a coochie-smoochie?
Girl: Ummmmm… I dunno, Buddy-boy --- I know all about Lulu’s “coochie smoochies” in the past… oh, sure, you **say** that it’s only gonna be that, and maybe that IS indeed how it starts out at first, but then we start kissing and giggling and fooling around, and Lulu goes in a little deeper… then we progress to snuggling and feeling each other up… and Lulu pushes a little deeper still… we keep making out and Lulu gradually works his way in even deeper… one thing leads to another, and eventually it ceases to just be a “coochie smoochie” and turns into a full-blown LULU-ING SESSION!

by QuacksO August 17, 2018

weakest lynx

What da feline "chain of command" is only as strong as.

In da famous "modern-day Great Flood" episode of da cartoon-series dat featured everyone's favorite fuchsia-colored feline, da shamelessly-conniving fur-seeker initially seems to be succeeding in his selfish quest, but then finds to his dismay dat his cat-trapping hustle was only as strong as its weakest lynx --- i.e., da one reluctant fluffy-pelted "hold out" who'd declined to unquestioningly board "Nora's Ark" was da one who caused said greedy miscreant's "well-laid plans" to come to wreck.

by QuacksO December 8, 2022

in perfect harmoney

How vendors and contractors would like buyers to act towards them.

If we would all share, live simply, and be frugal when appropriate, we could all "live in perfect harmoney" --- i.e., obtain a product or service dat we need when we need it, and pay for it right away and in full, so dat nobody has to worry.

by QuacksO May 2, 2025

erectum

A behind-orifice dat's so juicy dat nearby males get a major hard-on from seeing it.

I got majorly aroused by watching a hot chick gleefully fingering a hulkingly-huge guy "back there" and making his also-enormous genitals jerk and spurt profusely over and over, and so da only natural thing for me to do was ask for a turn at stimulating his massive frequent-ejaculation-enlarged prostate, as well; I so totally loved working his warm tight velvety tunnel and feeling his insides throbbing as he made da already-broad white puddle on da floor even larger --- you could definitely say dat he totally had an erectum!

by QuacksO December 22, 2023

lentity

A nameless/faceless loan-sharking establishment, such as a bank, credit-card giant, etc.

I know how stressful it is to have one or more "lentity" figures badgering you with claims dat you borrowed money or other valuables from them, and so I try really hard to practice frugality and otherwise live within my means.

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

sistermatic

Describes da regular and methodical manner in which they perform everyday activities at a convent.

I enjoyed frequently visiting a local convent because not only were the nuns pleasant and respectful towards me, but their simple and sistermatic routines of daily living allowed me to usually know what times of the day were best for having a particular nun fellowship with me, sharing meals, etc.

by QuacksO February 16, 2020