stippleation

A vaguely-worded condition of an agreement, law, etc.; rather than its having a firm and clear "outline", said directive is merely a "smattering of dots" --- i.e., small groups of unclear clauses, vague phrases, abstract ideas, etc.
Da KJV Bible contains so much conflicting claptrap dat a reader can never get a truly lucid or concrete idea of what it's trying to convey or what is expected of him as a "true Christian" --- he could go absolutely crazy trying to follow all of da nonsensical stippleations scattered throughout said tome's boring hypocritical pages!
by QuacksO April 07, 2022
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read up on it

What you may literally hafta do if you wanna learn Chinese --- some of their text is arranged in a vertical column that hasta be scanned from the bottom to the top in order to decipher it. Makes ya wonder how the Chinese don't get sore necks from all dat bobble-headed noddin' they do whenever they sit down to read da mornin' paper.
Learning how to make sense of all that fancy vertical signage in Chinatown is fairly simple --- just read up on it.
by QuacksO March 04, 2018
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hexpectations

Da dire/gory hoped-for results of sticking pins into a voodoo doll, burning a candle with the mark's name on it, or carving a face on a tree and pounding a nail into the tree.
Dabbling in black magic is dangerous, regardless of one's hexpectations!
by QuacksO December 11, 2022
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municipull

Refers to someone's political influence in do local government and/or social scene.
Being caring and dedicated is all well and good as far as how da head-honchos in your area may listen to you, but having a fat back account will usually give you more municipull.
by QuacksO January 14, 2022
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missdemeanor

A minor-to-moderate crime committed by an unmarried female.
Monica Blewinsky was not married at the time of her infamous tryst with Bill Clinton, so she was only charged with a missdemeanor. Slick Willie, however, was charged with a fellany for which he had to face Congress and make false/vague/evasive statements to avoid being impeached.
by QuacksO December 18, 2019
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bedside manner

Refers to how well the doctor or nurse interacts with a reclining patient and makes him feel comfortable, reassured, and welcome at the hospital.
Extra points on a doctor/nurse's bedside manner if he/she is willing to actually climb in bed with the patient for a little while to soothe him and keep him company... snuggles/massages are usually expected; sex is optional but often gladly welcomed by the patient, who likely will then recommend the hospital to his friends for anytime they feel a need for "medical attention" themselves... a great way to keep the hospital-beds filled!! This "cuddles in exchange for praising the hospital" deal is a similar idea to a waiter/waitress's providing exemplary service to a diner-patron in hopes that said patron will give the staffperson a generous tip.
by QuacksO January 23, 2018
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Malaiseia

A country in Southeast Asia where everyone feels groggy and unmotivated.
I already have an inherent lack of gumption and get-up-and-go, anyway, so I don't think I should vacation in Malaiseia, since my being there would probably cause me to feel even less like doing much of anything.
by QuacksO September 10, 2019
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