Definitions by QuacksO

obstinatetrician 

A hospital practitioner who specializes in "stubborn" child-deliveries, helping care for cranky newborns, dealing with uncooperative parents, etc.

Rather than trying to deal with everything all herself, Khaila Richards should have consulted an obstinatetrician to help her deal with Little Isaiah's fretting-spells and temper-tantrums.

obstinatetrician by QuacksO November 9, 2022

deligation 

A group of big shots who meet to decide restaurant-related matters.

Opening even just a small corner-diner is so fraught with bureaucratic red tape these days dat it takes an entire deligation just to decide whether such establishment can be permitted to exist there!

deligation by QuacksO November 8, 2022

driplomat 

Someone whom you send to politely tell a building-owner dat he has a leak somewhere.

In da famous "boy with his finger in da dike" tale, said heroic youth would gladly have been a driplomat and run to courteously inform da townspeople dat da ocean-water was starting to leak through da wall, but he was afraid dat if da water was allowed to keep flowing through da eroded channel in da porous berm, said chink would grow too big and cause a disastrous flood before da villagers could get back to make repairs.

driplomat by QuacksO November 8, 2022

I don't make the rules; I just break 'em 

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.

Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.

I don't make the rules; I just break 'em by QuacksO November 8, 2022

Carsonogenic 

What listening to too many reruns of da "Heeeeeeere's Johnny!" show may be if you're sensitive to crappy-a** foolishness.

In "The Shining", Jack's potential harm to Wendy was a lot more serious than merely being Carsonogenic when he axed the door and blurted out his famous Ed-McMahon-impersonation line!

Carsonogenic by QuacksO November 8, 2022

gridicule 

What power companies hafta endure every time there's a widespread/extended blackout for no apparent reason.

Now dat da electricity infrastructure has been improved over how it had been in da '60's and '70's, there are fewer outages during inclement weather, and so da power companies don't receive so much gridicule as they used to.

gridicule by QuacksO November 8, 2022

Dondruff 

Da distressing/disgusting "flaky fallout" dat we've all been suffering with ever since da infamous "elevated playing-card" prez left office.

Da arrogant mussed-up-haired ex-commander-in-chief claims to have written "The Art Of The Deal" and all da rest of "his" many books himself, but it is now revealed dat dey were all ghost-written --- yep, da disgraceful "Dondruff" has finally come out!

Dondruff by QuacksO November 8, 2022