Albuquirkue

Da uniquely-unusual Spanish-culture-rich city in Bernalillo County, New Mexico.

I love da odd 'n' different, so I think I'll vacation in Albuquirkue and have a look around.

by QuacksO March 04, 2021

overzellas

Excessively interested or attentive regarding someone named Zella.

Seems like your whiny hot-chick main squeeze wif an unusual name perpetually complains dat either she feels ignored, or dat you're being overzellas! Can't win no matter WHAT ya do.

by QuacksO May 19, 2023

cycleogical

Da kind of "checkup from da neck up" issues dat you get from insisting on pedaling everywhere instead of either walking or driving/riding.

Obsessively saving gas by not using a motorized vehicle except when you absolutely have to can lead to cycleogical problems; it could also make you a few minutes late for your appointment wif a shrink, as well, if da route to said head-examiner's office is somewhat farther in biking-distance than you'd estimated.

by QuacksO November 14, 2024

bollistics

Da study of minute fibers, pod-fragments, etc., to determine where one or more particular specimens of cotton came from.

Careful bollistics probably isn't necessary to determine whether da fluffy "cotton" wadding inside pill-bottles is da real McCoy or just imitation material made from plastic --- all you'd likely need to do is heat it to see if it melts or not.

by QuacksO January 19, 2024

dillusional

Having absurd fantasies regarding tasty tangy herbs.

Being dillusional is only half as serious as experiencing a dillemma, in dat you are merely missing your favorite condiment, rather than also wishing dat you had a significant other named Emma.

by QuacksO May 16, 2022

mossage

A rub-a-dub dat you give someone while he's lying on a thick green "natural carpet" in da woods.

Giving someone a mossage can be super-delightful, in dat you both will be totally "at one with nature"; just be aware dat it could quickly turn into a disgusting "message" if there is mud or excess moisture on said fluffy cushiony surface!

by QuacksO November 05, 2023

incarsoneration

Refers to both being "stuck in da slammer" and only being allowed "Heeeeeeerrrrrrre's Johnny!" show re-runs to watch on da widescreen.

Some of da wasteful/irresponsible blunders dat Uncle Joe committed while he was at da Shady Rest inn were so serious dat he shoulda been sentenced to one or more periods of "incarsoneration" because of them.

by QuacksO July 07, 2025