QuacksO's definitions

HO-scale

Da track-size of glorious electric train dat da jovially-chuckling Santa Claus laughingly leaves in your stocking.

After "The Don" made his infamous disgraceful remark about da female college-athletes' "traditional people-of-color" hairdos, he should have said to himself, "Imus buy each of those insulted ladies an HO-scale train set as recompense for my outrageous insensitivity."

by QuacksO June 3, 2019

interfearence

A terror-causing action or situation dat hampers progress.

In one of da "Beep! Beep! The Roadrunner" comics, Wile E. Coyote catches a "beeper" who's visiting from England, and is preparing to cook him in his stewpot. One of da fellow roadrunners calls up and uses "interfearence" --- i.e., impersonating an official from da "International Coyote Committee" and threatening Wile E. wif a termination of his membership if he "breaks the law by eating a foreign bird" --- to flimflam said bloodthirsty carnivore into releasing said "old country" denizen.

by QuacksO December 7, 2021

hypertextia

A serious mental condition characterized by excessive text-messaging on one's smart-phone (and/or obsessively imploring others nearby to let him use their cell phones for continued/additional texting if his own phone's battery runs out of juice from the user's constant voluminous correspondence).

Don't knock hypertextia too hard --- st least the person is willing to openly interact with others like all get out, which is more than can be said of many anti-social/closed-mouthed people... better to communicate too much than not enough.

by QuacksO January 18, 2018

do the Hohners

Refers to where you perform a musical number on a classic Hohner-brand harmonica to salute/recognize someone's exceptional achievement/status.

"Dancing With The Stars" host: And now here's a splendid harmonica-chorus rendition of "Annie Laurie", a favorite traditional folk-song in celebration of our winners --- Johnny Puleo and the Chimes Family will do the Hohners.

by QuacksO August 2, 2018

immideny

The opposite of an immigrant; this is someone who is not allowed to enter or become a citizen of a foreign country.

The Donald thinks that The Wall will be effective in his Mexican Immideny control plan, but such a gargantuan structure would be so prohibitively expensive to construct and difficult to monitor that it would just be a huge boondoggle.

by QuacksO February 1, 2018

prish-eee-yayt it

Humorous spelling of "appreciate it", and means, "that's, like, radically decent 'n' thoughtful of you, homie --- thanks".

Cool dude #1, texting with his buddy on his Smart phone: Word, Man --- I do indeed think that I might be interested in looking into that. Only prob is dat I am not at all familiar wif dat subject --- could you be a schuper schweet guy, Bro, and Google it for me, and den e-mail me da links?
Cool dude #2: Sure --- will do, Chief --- no majoro problemmo.
Cool dude #1:Thanks, Pal --- prish-eee-yayt it!!

by QuacksO August 3, 2018

regusoon

Refers to a ruling or varying dat will be put into effect in da near future.

Depending on whether a particular scheduled action is desirable/beneficial or not, having officials promise to reguSOON instead of reguLATE might cause da general public to be either glad or sad.

by QuacksO April 26, 2023