QuacksO's definitions
If you gots a nice shapely butt, tongue-lolling hornies will likely do/allow whatever you desire if you permit said tush-admirers to touch/squeeze/spank it --- "assk and ye shall receive".
by QuacksO April 16, 2020
Get the assk and ye shall receivemug. Focusing mostly on "da good ol' days".
Regular retail outlets tend to stock items from a wide range of eras, but antique shops generally make da stuff of old fogies' memories a priyoreity.
by QuacksO November 16, 2024
Get the priyoreitymug. A ten-year service-period of an area of flooring, such as on a ship or outside da door of a residence.
What type of wood dat you choose for yer porch or da flat walking-surface on yer yacht can often determine how many deckades it will last.
by QuacksO January 18, 2025
Get the deckademug. Frowningly-negative feelings dat you experience when you see wads or carpets of fuzzy spore-bearing growth in damp or shady areas.
Snooty "proper" grownups on nature-trail hikes often feel strong animossity towards fluffy green "soil-rugs" because said blankets of thick soft ground-cover are notorious for providing comfy spots for young couples to stretch out on and perform a bouncy-bouncy.
by QuacksO August 18, 2023
Get the animossitymug. Tronald Dump was such an intolerably-obnoxious manager dat he often faced aggravating quituations throughout his assorted debauched business ventures.
by QuacksO April 1, 2021
Get the quituationmug. by QuacksO October 27, 2024
Get the Whinnybagomug. Not to be confused with its similar-sounding-but-complete-180-degree-opposite-meaning word, this refers to the act of "peddling your a**" in the hopes of finding one or more willing :buyers".
As a young teenage boy, I was told by my local clergy that if I remained "celibate", I would be "chased" (by girls, I assumed). This never happened, of course --- quite the opposite, in fact --- I suffered extreme boredom and loneliness throughout my teenage years! Most of the local adolescents shunned me, and parents of cute girls never showed me any additional trust over other guys when deciding whether or not to allow me to date their daughters, and so I never got any "additional" dates as a result of my being so "pure and innocent". And all I ever got from the local "sellibutt" chicks was sniffy avoidance and eye-rolling ridicule for my "being such a prude" when I politely declined their repeated offers of sex. I coulda had so much fun all during that time if I'd merely said, "Yes, please --- thank you!" on those occasions.
by QuacksO July 3, 2019
Get the sellibuttmug.