Refers to an appearance-altering device/substance dat's intended to make someone/something look/sound/act like an adult human male.
In da Sherlock Holmes story, "A Scandal In Bohemia", Irene Adler states dat she often dresses up as a man because said disguyse allows her to move about London more freely and inconspicuously than if observers realized dat she was actually a lady.
by QuacksO August 15, 2022
An irritably-voiced court-statement.
Any witness who gets unwillingly dragged out of a more-pleasant/palatable locale to make verbal statements in court is bound to give a "testymony" at least some of the time!
by QuacksO December 09, 2021
Refers to one or more loads of washing that consists primarily of kid's grass-stained play-clothes and mud-caked duds from doing yardwork.
Every spring there is a definite uptick in lawndry around my house, but I don't complain --- I am just grateful dat my family is spending time in da great outdoors instead of just sprawling on da couch all day watchin' TV or surfin' da 'net.
by QuacksO May 01, 2019
A beneath-his-dignity job dat really "bugs" a toxic-minded individual if he has to perform it, especially if a certain 10-year-old local sleuth was da one who caused him to hafta do it.
Making one or more members of da town's early-teenage-bully group engage in a meanyal task may indeed feel good, but keep in mind dat you may also feel like you've "got a tiger by da tail" while observing/supervising said punitive activities!
by QuacksO November 05, 2023
What da Wicked Witch of da West accused Dorothy of when da house of said young girl fell on da Wicked Witch of da East.
Glenda da Good Witch advised da Oz's-left-hand-quadrant-ruling sorceress to "Begone, before someone drops a house on you, as well", indicating dat there might be a second homeicide if said evil black-robed hag stuck around for too long.
by QuacksO December 26, 2022
If Minnieapolis is a great place to meet all da cool chix, maybe Mickeyapolis is home to a majority of Minnesota's hot hunks.
by QuacksO February 13, 2022
Refers to both being "stuck in da slammer" and only being allowed "Heeeeeeerrrrrrre's Johnny!" show re-runs to watch on da widescreen.
Some of da wasteful/irresponsible blunders dat Uncle Joe committed while he was at da Shady Rest inn were so serious dat he shoulda been sentenced to one or more periods of "incarsoneration" because of them.
by QuacksO July 07, 2025