Definitions by QuacksO

Mooselini 

A huge hulk of an Italian dictator whose sheer height and mass intimidated his subjects into complying with his unreasonable directives.

As big and heavy as Mooselini was, it may have hindered him from moving around very fast or frequently, and so perhaps he needed a number of slighter-figured henchmen to scurry about the land and enforce his oppressive rules.

Mooselini by QuacksO November 21, 2022

Mousselini

Da infamous Italian dictator who used excessive hair-tonic.

In his later photos, Mousselini appears to be gradually putting on a few pounds, so I wonder if his name also indicates dat he was overly fond of light porous chocolate pastries, as well as hair-treatment lotions?

Mousselini by QuacksO November 21, 2022

permissionary 

Da consent dat you ask from a gal to lie down on her back and allow you to engage in a chest-to-chest bouncy-bouncy wif her.

Getting permissionary from a hot chick is all well and good, but remember dat some ladies prefer doggie-style and/or reverse-cowgirl positions instead.

permissionary by QuacksO November 21, 2022

girlft 

A chick who's given to you as a present.

Sergent Louise Lugg is always trying to get Sarge to become romantically involved with her, but he often does not seem overly interested, and so she has to resort to more extreme means of getting his attention, one time even swaddling her massive bulk in a big ribbon and bow, and then presenting herself to him as a "girlft".

girlft by QuacksO November 21, 2022

Milrunnee 

Da faster-paced sister-city to Milwalkee.

If everyone "hoofs it" in Milwalkee, and barrels around on four wheels in Mildrivee, perhaps "Milrunnee" is kind of a "halfway" or "compromise" metropolis, in dat folks still travel on foot, but dey flit around a lot more rapidly.

Milrunnee by QuacksO November 20, 2022

brassiears

Sarcastic term for da ultra-acute auditory sensors dat boob-loving dudes possess; said sound-detectors are always aware of da faint snapping and/or sliding sounds of da elastic straps on upper-body undergarments as they're being put on or removed by any nearby bosomy chicks, and so da softness-craving stud then hastily rushes over to thirstingly "squeeze theeze" for a few moments before said chesty female has a chance to cover up her "baby-feeder treasures" again.

Having brassiears is all well and good for a guy, but he should also acquire a very gentle delicate grasp-capability with his eager hands when savoring "The Girls", so dat da big-titted ladies in his life will feel more willing and confident about letting him touch their bountiful but very vulnerable-'n'-sensitive chest-pillowz.

brassiears by QuacksO November 20, 2022

sueicide 

What committing a crime or admitting wrongdoing would be if it involved any greedily litigious individuals.

I would never wanna act with careless selfishness like Tronald Dump has --- that'd be sueicide!

sueicide by QuacksO November 20, 2022