Mousselini

Da infamous Italian dictator who used excessive hair-tonic.

In his later photos, Mousselini appears to be gradually putting on a few pounds, so I wonder if his name also indicates dat he was overly fond of light porous chocolate pastries, as well as hair-treatment lotions?

by QuacksO November 21, 2022

Tangerine Mussolini

Due to the orange tinge of the make-up he wears on his face and his dictatorial approach to politics, Donald Trump is known as the Tangerine Mussolini.

The Tangerine Mussolini asked Russia to hack Hillary Clinton’s emails.

by gizmo+2 August 1, 2016

Cheeto Mussolini

A colloquial nickname for the 45th President of the United States of America, quickly growing in popularity and usage.

"In our top news story tonight, Cheeto Mussolini has made orange spray tans obligatory for all citizens of the United States, except for Hispanics, Muslims and Blacks, who are of course not considered Americans anymore."

by Il Toto April 1, 2017

Mussolini

Viva il duce porcodio, il bambino col pigiama a righe è un film fantasy

Io sembro Mussolini, perche io, perché io sono troppo lini.

by Abletro Dlelia November 21, 2021

Mooselini

Petty, dim-witted, female dictator from a large but sparsely populated state who abdicated the throne after 2 years to move on to greener pasture$ and spread propaganda in hopes of a coup d'etat of the U.S. Government in 2012.

See also Gorilla from Wasilla and Caribou Barbie.

Mooselini has made quite a few appearances on Faux News ever since she abdicated and was supposedly going into hiding.

by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

Marmalade Mussolini

One of the best characterizations of Donald Trump. If the Italian dictator Benito Mussolini had a son, a son who inherited the worst aspects of his father's personality, a son who grew up to be a television buffoon who somehow became U.S. President, and who sported a clownish orange combover, that son would be Donald Trump.

Have you seen the latest Twitter Storm from the Marmalade Mussolini? He spent a lot of time on the toilet this morning.

by Mister Methane June 8, 2019

Mussolini Invades Greece

Invade Greece Now, For The Italy!
Show No Mercy, Slaughter Them Like Sheep!
Oh No, They're Fighting Back, Oh Shit, They're Really Good, Oh Shit, Oh Shit!
Hitler, Oh Please Help Us Now My Pants Are Soaked In Piss!

Mussolini Invades Greece, until he is torn by enemy forces.

by capnj17 August 2, 2021