Definitions by QuacksO
alcoalition
Da mega-biz governing organization dat oversees da mining, production, distribution, and/or use of da shiny lightweight metal dat's smelted from bauxite.
If I merely recycle pre-existing beverage-cans into usable metal again instead of creating it from naturally-occurring deposits, am I still subject to da authority of da alcoalition?
alcoalition by QuacksO November 26, 2022
cowinceidental
Refers to what someone unfamiliar with having his teeth worked on thinks dat da face-scrunching pain dat he feels during said agonizing operation is.
Before modern-day anesthesia, da fact dat having a tooth pulled/drilled hurt so much was hardly cowinceidental.
cowinceidental by QuacksO November 24, 2022
weed the garden
To surreptitiously plant marijuana seedlings in among da "legitimate" crops dat someone is growing in their back yard, and dat they have entrusted you to tend by pulling up any foreign/wild greenery dat would sap nutrients and overgrow da soil.
Elderly housewives should be wary of younger folks who come around eagerly offering to "weed the garden"... rather than merely wanting to help out, they may actually be wishing to disguise their pot-growing endeavors by cultivating said illegals in seemingly "innocent" cultivation-plots where da DEA would presumably never look --- to these delinquents' conniving minds, who's gonna suspect a sweet little old lady who's just out tending her flowers???
weed the garden by QuacksO November 24, 2022
Concordence
An index-type reference booklet dat tells you where key words and phrases are in da operator's manual for da infamous SST jet.
Perhaps if da crew of Air France Flight 4590 had consulted da Concordence shortly before takeoff, they might have seen da super-important directive, "Check da runway for foreign objects before beginning take-off maneuvers", and thus saved their plane from a fiery crash!
Concordence by QuacksO November 24, 2022
fizzical therapy
I've found dat mild-to-moderate sore throats can often be significantly alleviated with a combination of frequent tongue-brushing and fizzical therapy.
fizzical therapy by QuacksO November 23, 2022
multitasca
Even with a sufficient number of crewmembers and modern equipment, it may be necessary for da sailors to multitasca whenever things get dicey aboard a USCG boat, such as during stormy weather, when performing search-and-rescue missions, etc.
multitasca by QuacksO November 22, 2022
snide-effects
One of da most common snide-effects is when da intended victim of one's verbal bile complains to an authority figure about da criticizer's harsh words, and then said arrogant speaker gets in a load of Dutch for running his mouth.
snide-effects by QuacksO November 22, 2022