1. Demolition derbies, monster truck rallies, dynamiting of large buildings or rock-faces, and any other events that involve massive/noisy destruction.
2. Entertainment that includes drinking, gambling, drug use, etc, and/or which involves the unwise/excessively-wearing operations of vehicles or other equipment, causing the participants’ lives to be partially/totally ruined by debt, destroyed/damaged property, jail time, lost employment, interpersonal conflict, etc.
2. Entertainment that includes drinking, gambling, drug use, etc, and/or which involves the unwise/excessively-wearing operations of vehicles or other equipment, causing the participants’ lives to be partially/totally ruined by debt, destroyed/damaged property, jail time, lost employment, interpersonal conflict, etc.
Juiced-up dude, eagerly admiring another young man’s shiny “jacked up” 4X4 pickup truck: “Cooool… nice set o’ WHEELS, Man… hey, wanna join me in the big mud-running contest this Saturday?”
Truck’s owner: “No thanks, Pal --- no insult whatever to you or your buddies, but I wanna keep this truck in mint condition for as long as possible, so I’m just using it for regular off-roading only… this baby ain’t goin’ for no wreckreation while I’m at th’ wheel!”
Truck’s owner: “No thanks, Pal --- no insult whatever to you or your buddies, but I wanna keep this truck in mint condition for as long as possible, so I’m just using it for regular off-roading only… this baby ain’t goin’ for no wreckreation while I’m at th’ wheel!”
by QuacksO August 13, 2013
Da "generic knockoff" dollar-store brand of kiddie scalp-wash available at a much-cheaper price than da "genuine article" dat comes in an Edward-Bear-shaped bottle.
I have always raised my children to ignore fancy-schmancy advertising and packaging, so they don't mind using just "bargain-basement" soap and shampooh for their bathing needs.
by QuacksO August 31, 2019
Collecting returnables is heavy arduous work, and so I always try to take any flopportunity I can get throughout the day.
by QuacksO July 13, 2020
Da telltale loosening and allowing to fall of individual foliage-units from a tree in which you're hiding in an effort to spy on someone below you; da random sprinklings of said released chlorophyll-bearers will likely alert even a mildly-observant surveillance-target dat he is currently not "alone with his thoughts", but has company from above.
There was nobody underneath da tree-limb dat George McFly was perching on to perform his "peeping Tom" routine through Lorraine's Baines's window, so even if there had been a bit of resulting leavesdropping, George's lecherous shenanigans would still likely have gone unnoticed.
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
by QuacksO February 24, 2015
Refers to a person's digestive system dat is able to eliminate intestinal-pressure by farting "unassisted"; i.e., it can just pass gas "on its own", without having someone else come and squeeze da person's abdomen to help him "let 'er rip".
In his chapter, "A Tactful Remedy", famous veterinarian-author James Herriot describes his dilemma with a huge boxer-dog dat had a terrible flatulence issue; da dog was definitely 100% "naturally asspirated" in dat he farted effortlessly and totally "on his own", with no need for "assistive hand-pressure" or "supplementary squeezing" to force said obnoxious vapors to exit, da way dat da ultra-pampered Pekingese Tricki Woo had become from eating his favorite super-calorie-rich "people foods" diet and thus often could not pass waste on his own. Da socially-discreet Herriot solved da problem by gently suggesting dat da ultra-genteel and dignified owner of said gigantic amiable-natured-but-odiferous-butted pooch give him away to a crusty old fogy who had lost his sense of smell sometime earlier.
by QuacksO April 06, 2021
In a historic mid-1800's sewing-speed contest, Elias Howe was able to sew 250 stitches per minute on his mechanical wonder, as opposed to a mere thirty stitches that a group of professional seamstresses were able to make in that same allotment of time. I imagine that said fleet-fingered ladies exchanged astonished gawking stares and asked each other, "HOWE did he make stitches so fast???"
by QuacksO April 05, 2019