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Someone who makes a detailed history-study of da human race, and then publishes his findings dat are laced with regretful remarks and penitent statements regarding our deplorable behavior over da past millennia.
Da Bible seems to gloss over --- and even sometimes glorify --- accounts of horrendous violence and debauchery; what we need to do is find a good anthrapologist to carefully go through it and re-work its text to show how disgracefully da described characters truly acted, express how sorry he is about said wanton misbehavior, and lay out specific advisories about da drastically different ways dat modern readers should perform in order to "be better than dat".
by QuacksO January 9, 2023
Get the anthrapologist mug.Refers to just-minuscule reimbursements/favors here and there dat a chick allows you for your help, and without her even giving you any a** in da bargain.
I agree dat a girl's body is her own, but if she doesn't reimburse you adequately --- or at all --- for requested help and also refuses to spread her legs for you, then it does indeed seem like a "bottomless pittance" deal to me.
by QuacksO October 7, 2024
Get the bottomless pittance mug.An assortment of inspections and tests that a pediatrician and/or child psychologist performs on a toddler during the time when he's just learning to talk, in order to determine the likelihood that he will develop a "potty mouth".
A precursery examination is all well and good, but I think that a physician should also check on how the child's PARENTS AND SIBLINGS "behave themselves" verbally, as well --- whether or not THEY exhibit a perpetually "salty" vocabulary is often a much-better indication of whether Little Junior is going to begin acquiring a "colorful" vocabulary than the results of any physical/medical tests!
by QuacksO November 26, 2018
Get the precursery examination mug.To not only skip out on your partner in crime so dat he gets da blame for your "combined" transgressions, but you also abscond with whatever ill-gotten booty dat said hapless cohort helped you to "acquire"!
In da "Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn" tale, da King and da Duke had both secretly planned to bilk da other out of da sack of gold --- i.e., each one of said selfish 'n' shameless shysters possessed da classic "no honor among thieves" mindset, and thus was going to pull da disgraceful "run off and leave him NOT holding the bag" on his unwitting accomplice!
by QuacksO January 18, 2025
Get the run off and leave him NOT holding the bag mug.Our new kitten loves to lie in wait and then pounce on any unsuspecting family-member who walks by; we've clipped his claws and so he never actually harms us, but it still gives everyone mild sprangxiety due to our never knowing what hiding-place he's gonna unexpectedly rocket out from next.
by QuacksO February 11, 2023
Get the sprangxiety mug.A acutely-troublesome quandary experienced by dudes who are so fond of dill that they like to have some with every meal, plus they are only attracted to gals named Emma.
Since dill is only available through mail-order either in its dried form or as seeds, the only practical way out of a dillemma is to either live near a greenhouse-farm where dill can be grown all year round, or else build your own mini-greenhouse so that you can grow some yourself, and thus have the heavenly-aromatic and tasty fresh fronds available to harvest for every meal. As for dating ladies named Emma, well, the best of luck to ya on THAT account --- years back it was a common enough name, but it's not nearly so popular nowadays, so you might hafta settle for cuddle-bugs old enough to be your great-gramma.
by QuacksO May 27, 2018
Get the dillemma mug.What a grade-school student says in order to decline to do something that might likely get him in Dutch with the dreaded "men in the upstairs office", whether or not he himself actually feels morally repulsed by said request.
Telling someone that, "It's against my principals" can indeed be highly effective at getting said individual to quit pressuring you to misbehave; just be aware that some students and/or teachers may have "ins" with said powerful heads of the school, and so mentioning about them might not instill adequate concern in said bully to cause him/her to back off.
by QuacksO December 30, 2022
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