QuacksO's definitions
A physical-therapy doctor who manually aligns your windpipe and vocal chords for perfect singing-pitch and airflow control.
If da teenage delinquent who hadda "face da music" by listening to his horridly-off-key-voiced mom sing "America The Beautiful" on da court karaoke had asked said female parent to go see a choiropractor first, perhaps her vocal rendition of said patriotic ballad might have been a bit more palatable for him to endure.
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
Get the choiropractormug. How something appraisingly/financially stacks up in the devilish "root of all evil"-oriented mind of someone with merely dollar signs in his eyes.
by QuacksO February 6, 2020
Get the demonetary valuemug. A locale or conundrum dat obliges you to remain on yer feet instead of planting yer butt. A SITuation is usually easier to deal wif no what da delay is, in dat at least your legs and feet won't get tired and sore while you're waiting for said cranky conditions to resolve themselves.
Elderly folks wif mobility issues should ask for a wheeled walker wif a seat, so as not to run into any unforeseen standuations.
by QuacksO June 2, 2023
Get the standuationmug. 1. A legal way for sadists to inflict pain and injury on a fragile defenseless living creature. How would YOU like it if someone offered you a morsel of food when you were hungry, only to gleefully drive a big ol’ BARBED SPIKE through your cheek as you trustingly bit down on said tasty tidbit, and THEN just clumsily yank out the torture-device and toss you back out on your ear without even bothering to bandage you up?!?!??? I would **never** do anything like this, nor can I see how there could possibly be any legitimate pleasure in it --- for mercy’s sakes! --- unless you’re planning on keeping da meat, LET DA POOR FISH ALONE TO SWIM IN PEACE! If you aren’t planning to sell your catch or fry it up for dinner, leave your fishin’ poles at home, fer cryin’ out loud!
2. What “bad boys” wish da cops would “do when they come for you”, rather than arresting the troublemakers after a lengthy pursuit.
3. What a selfish or ”shallow” person does whenever he “plays the field”.
2. What “bad boys” wish da cops would “do when they come for you”, rather than arresting the troublemakers after a lengthy pursuit.
3. What a selfish or ”shallow” person does whenever he “plays the field”.
I keep my friends “for life” --- if you treat me right, I will always “be there for you” (i.e., give you emotional support, come and pick you up if you get stranded somewhere, unclog your toilet and otherwise lend you a hand as needed, etc.). I never practice “catch-and-release”, even if things don’t work out romantically between us.
by QuacksO December 26, 2018
Get the catch-and-releasemug. by QuacksO October 4, 2020
Get the ladies reamug. Da local diner is famous for their awesome breakfast omelettes, and so there is always a potential eggsigency every morning.
by QuacksO May 9, 2022
Get the eggsigencymug. As gaunt and washed-up as da famous singer and actor looks now, I wonder if he was formerly such a hard-driving Jaggernaut dat he totally burned himself out long before his time!
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
Get the Jaggernautmug.