QuacksO's definitions
Security or protection against a loss or other financial burden due to strong language's being used.
In da infamous "little girl at da construction site" story, it appears dat perhaps da "diamonds in da rough" builders might have done well to take out indamnity coverage, just in case said pint-sized female's parents decided to sue them for carelessly introducing their "little pumpkin" to their assorted "salty" word-choices.
by QuacksO January 20, 2023
Get the indamnitymug. A legal term for when a self-proclaimed "servant of The Great One" mails out Good-Book-passage-laced flyers touting his beliefs, then uses said Bible-blabbing junk-mail to lawfully take possession of one or more dwellings or other valuable objects, particularly those owned by "blindly faithful" people who never interfere with anything that they naively view as being "of divine origin".
I always just write "REFUSED --- RETURN TO SENDER" on any ecclesiastical ephemera I receive, to hopefully avoid any future problems with attempts at ad-verse possession.
by QuacksO January 8, 2020
Get the ad-verse possessionmug. What you hafta do if da finned creature you hook is so big dat you cannot simply reel it in normally, and so you are obliged to "get physical" in subduing it once you land it onto the shore.
Catching a tuna or marlin may involve a major fishing tackle, but if you snag a large flying fish, you may hafta resort to a "flying tackle" to get it into your larder.
by QuacksO January 4, 2020
Get the fishing tacklemug. Refers to da unfortunate "reality of life" situation of your having dallied wif a hot chick (i.e., "getting into her pants"), and then having da "results" or "consequences" of said hot 'n' heavy encounter(s) --- i.e., others' hearing her bragging about her delightful trysts wif you, her getting preggo, her contracting an STD, etc. --- come back and bite you in da a** afterwards.
Two ways of minimizing da fallout of any bloomerangs dat you may encounter in your love-life --- (1) condoms, and (2) keeping your DNA-test center on speed-dial.
by QuacksO May 24, 2021
Get the bloomerangmug. An essential addendum-episode to a documentary.
If yer new chick-sidekick bawls about "movie madness" (urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=movie%20madness) due to your having just male-interest flicks in your home-video collection, offer to show her any nurseumentary extras featured on a boxed DVD-set's "bonus material" discs.
by QuacksO July 8, 2023
Get the nurseumentarymug. When arranging and/or overseeing a tug-of-war competition among Mallards and Muscovies, one should consider said birds' ducktility.
by QuacksO December 4, 2020
Get the ducktilitymug. Maybe it's actually sheep who are da ones who make lots of verbal noise in Blah Hahbahhhhh, not humans.
by QuacksO July 28, 2023
Get the Blah Hahbahmug.