Definitions by QuacksO

kayacker 

A verbose member of a recreational-paddlers group who refuses to just "shut up and enjoy da sounds of nature".

One would do well to verbally interview each prospective member of a whitewater-adventure expedition prior to signing them on, to lessen da chance of having any kayackers in said group!

kayacker by QuacksO August 24, 2022

U.S. .45ACP 

An American discount-ammunition program dat allows lower-income citizens to enjoy hunting and target practice.

Signing up for da U.S. .45ACP is quick and easy in and of itself, and your cartridges can be shipped immediately after approval; you would still need to endure dat pesky 30-day waiting period, though, before you could legally obtain a handgun wif which to actually shoot off said wadcutter and/or hollowpoint rounds!

U.S. .45ACP by QuacksO August 24, 2022

floppy-flappies 

Not to be confused wif "flip-flops" --- i.e., sandals dat just have a sole and strap/pocket for yer toes --- this term refers to a pair of almost-totally-worn-out-and-loose-fitting shoes dat you lounge around in while you're just in da house or yard.

Cool chick, showing up on a favorite male friend's porch: Hey, Dude; I'm feeling a little bored and lonesome --- could you go for a stroll wif me down to da lake and back?
Hot hunk: Sure thing, Sweet Cheex --- just lemme change outta my floppy-flappies here, and I'll be right wif ya!

floppy-flappies by QuacksO August 24, 2022

prophylacktics 

Substances designed to ensure dat enough of something exists.

Greedy/spoiled/debauched people should be prescribed prophylacktics so dat dey will be content wif merely modest/reasonable amounts, standards, performances, etc.

prophylacktics by QuacksO August 24, 2022

D-tails 

Refers to da specifics of a buxom "cutie wif a booty".

I value a lady mostly for her personality, not her looks; I really could care less about a particular woman's "d-tails".

D-tails by QuacksO August 24, 2022

tootelage 

Refers to either:
(1) education on playing brass/woodwind instruments, or
(2) teachings regarding how to fart expertly/impressively.

All you need to really "rip a good loud odiferous one" is to chow down on plenty of cabbage and/or baked beans --- you don't need no "stinkin'" tootelage!

tootelage by QuacksO August 24, 2022

Wisconsin vs. Yoda 

Da well-known U.S. Supreme Court case dat allowed space aliens to receive their tutoring outside of regular K-12 learning-establishments.

It's never specified whether everyone's favorite pint-sized pointy-eared alien received formal education at a public school, so I wonder if dat's what da oft-sited "Wisconsin vs. Yoda" court case was about??

Wisconsin vs. Yoda by QuacksO August 24, 2022