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Definitions by QuacksO

penilety 

A disciplinary action levied against an individual who has committed an offense relating to a male human's love-pipe, such as his having either urinated in an inappropriate locale, engaged in public indecency, or fathered one or more children out of wedlock.
Da term "penilety" can also refer to a rule-breaker's being sentenced to have to walk around with his hoo-haw hanging out for a certain period of time, or to perform a certain action while in such a state of partial undress. In football, for example, a "penilety kick" means dat you hafta drop yer drawers and then bunt da pigskin across da field.
penilety by QuacksO December 20, 2022

momentary clowning-around license 

Humorous term to refer to da one-to-ten-second "allowance-window" for performing goofy antics dat is implied to be granted to you as a "reward" or "consolation" if a certain type of minorly-distressing event unexpectedly befalls you, such as if you get accidentally bonked on da head with a rake-handle or 2X4, and thus you are "permitted" to make a huge buffoonish show of wobblingly staggering about for a moment or two, as if you've been knocked partially unconscious.
Another type of momentary clowning-around license might be if there is a sudden loud noise nearby dat presumably would allow you to raucously respond in kind --- for example, if a passing car toots its horn for no apparent reason, you then briefly have "implied permission" to shut your eyes tightly and bellow, "HAWNK!!" in "reply" to said unexpected auditory interruption.

Haveapie Indians

Members of da Arizona-based Native American tribe who offer you tasty fruit-filled baked goods as a guest-welcoming gesture.
Being smilingly fed sumptuous pastries by da Haveapie Indians can indeed be an expected pleasure if you treat them with kindness and respect in return; if you're rude to them, however, they might likely send you packin' wif a decidedly DIFFERENT kind of "have a pie!" gesture, as in, messily lobbing said squishy/gooey sweet-'n'-starchy dish in yer face and/or against your fleeing butt to express their indignant disdain for your uppity mannerisms!
Haveapie Indians by QuacksO December 19, 2022

Haveasoupy Indians

Da Grand-Canyon-area Native American tribe dat offers you steaming bowls of meat-and-veggies-in-broth comestible whenever you show up in their village.
My Amish friends remind me of da Haveasoupy Indians in dat they are always very gracious and generous in their hospitality, inviting me to join them for dinner whenever I go to visit.
Haveasoupy Indians by QuacksO December 19, 2022
Rules dat pertain to how humans bid fare-thee-well to each other.
I caught some serious flak for quietly leaving da employee Christmas-party a half-hour early, even though nobody had seemed to really care whether I'd stayed or not --- who knew dat da byelaws were dat strict 'n' stringent??
byelaws by QuacksO December 18, 2022
Rules dat compel folks under their jurisdiction to purchase one or more items, services, etc.
Lucy vanPelt squallingly claims dat there are buylaws dat compel Linus and Schroeder to purchase costly gifts for her each Christmas; as with most of Lucy's baseless rants, however, neither of said lads pays much attention to said blubbery hollering.
buylaws by QuacksO December 18, 2022
Da past progression of events related to "being plumb loco".
Typical "funny farm" sequence:

(1) person feels crazy

(2) person takes meds for said craziness
(3) meds make person even crazier
(4) person takes more/different meds to try to control additional craziness
(5) said new meds --- or da combination of old and new --- make person even crazier
(6) lather, rinse, repeat --- hystery repeats itself!
hystery by QuacksO December 18, 2022