QuacksO's definitions

publissity

Widespread advertising of something dat supposedly makes people really happy and relaxed.

I'm against war of any kind, so "Ell Passo" on listening to any puBLISSity regarding da West-Texas military complex.

by QuacksO March 8, 2021

low-hanging fruit

Describes a buxom gal's "melons" dat are fairly "loose 'n' limp" instead of being tautly-firm and perky, and so they droop down and wobble around whenever she bends over.

During our intimacy-sessions in bed, I love asking Tiffany to go down on all fours and position her torso overtop of me so dat I can reach up and savor her low-hanging fruit.

by QuacksO March 31, 2021

Paulicy

The normal procedure practiced/required by a certain business, group, municipality/geographical area, etc. regarding people named Paul.

Instance companies would not be allowed by law to have special conditions/stipulations for clients based upon their name alone, but in the case of everyone's favorite giant-sized lumberjack, they might have to make an exception when deciding whether to grant HIM a Paulicy!

by QuacksO August 19, 2019

vickscosity

Refers to how thick-textured your medicated chest-rub is.

Chest-rub containing menthol, camphor, and/or cedar-leaf oil can indeed be effective for keeping biting insects away, but ya need a product with high vickscosity so dat it stays in place on yer skin after ya apply it.

by QuacksO February 21, 2021

matter of virgincy

A situation dat needs to be dealt with A.S.A.P. to prevent a gal from losing her maidenhead.

If a mid-teen couple is starting to really "get it on hot 'n' heavy", performing a blowjob or handjob might be da only viable option to harmlessly "relieve da pressure", especially when it's such a matter of virgincy.

by QuacksO February 27, 2022

capassity

The posterior-related size-rating (i.e., the maximum width, weight, volume, etc. that can be safely supported/accommodated) of a sitting-device of some kind, such as a lawn/office chair, bus/airplane seat, etc.

I saw an ad-message on FreeCycle from a lady who was looking for a wheelchair for her super-corpulent husband, so I contacted her about a couple of standard wheelchairs that I had; she regretfully replied, however, that she needed a chair with considerably greater capassity than the ones I had.

by QuacksO May 27, 2019

human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

by QuacksO April 30, 2020