What you palm-rubbingly mutter under your breath as you smirkingly head over to this site after thinking up a whole bunch of clever/tasteless/shockingly-in-yer-face words to define, knowing that the judges are gonna go nuts trying to "digest" all of your rapidly-submitted crap.
I just now came up with several really awesome-but-morbid-toned definitions related to the word "coroner", and so I'm about to send 'em in --- look out, Urban Dictionary!
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
Get the Look out, Urban Dictionary!mug. An imperious reply that an authority figure --- most often a parent --- impatiently tells someone under his/her care when he does not wish to admit that there is literally no good/valid reason why said dependent should have to comply with the directive, but the authority figure doesn't want to admit it.
Kids are smarter than you think --- if you tell them, "Because I said so!" even just once, they will never trust your judgement again.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
Get the Because I said so!mug. If Eskimos "live on whale meat and blubber" (You'd cry, too, if you only had whale meat to eat!), I'm surprised that they don't have more Pearyodontal problems.
by QuacksO March 21, 2021
Get the Pearyodontalmug. Some overly-confident guys think that they have "an eye for an aye" when they go out seeking gals with whom to get laid, but determining which chicks are actually that quick/casual about spreading their legs is usually quite a bit more difficult than that.
by QuacksO April 10, 2022
Get the an eye for an ayemug. After riding Greyhound all night, I was literally unable to stand up for a while till I'd flexed my legs a lot and therefore "reminded" my leg-joints how to forcibly straighten out and allow me to get to my feet and stand normally again --- major case of amkneesia there!
by QuacksO September 12, 2022
Get the amkneesiamug. Refers to your not being charged and/or incarcerated for an indiscretion, due to whether or not you'd consumed alcohol during the period when you'd committed said crime.
Believe it or not, being intoxicated can sometimes actually be a defense in a criminal case, especially if the culprit merely committed a misdemeanor instead of something more serious... if he was drunk at the time, he can often get away scotch-free! Disgusting, but true.
by QuacksO April 14, 2019
Get the get away scotch-freemug. Someone who struck it rich in da "stock market" --- i.e., buying and selling shares in stew-broth production/sales.
Perhaps one could indeed make a fairly tidy income speculating in dehydrated-soup cubes, but don't expect to become a bouillonaire at it!
by QuacksO December 01, 2021
Get the bouillonairemug.