rexpectations

Whatever lofty predictions of interest, entertainment, excitement, etc. dat one has in his mind when researching da Tyrannosaurus.
As Ian Malcolm had vigorously warned, John Hammond should have had considerably higher rexpectations of said towering giants' strength and savage determination when he designed da enclosures for them in Jurassic Park and Site B; he should have realized dat these powerful lumbering thick-skinned leviathans from da ancient world might not be effectively contained by merely modern-day electrified wires or chain-link fences!
by QuacksO December 11, 2022
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permissionary

Da consent dat you ask from a gal to lie down on her back and allow you to engage in a chest-to-chest bouncy-bouncy wif her.
Getting permissionary from a hot chick is all well and good, but remember dat some ladies prefer doggie-style and/or reverse-cowgirl positions instead.
by QuacksO November 21, 2022
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freakuency

A measure of how often someone acts really weird, has a major melt-down, etc.
Ethan Couch got his way with disgusting freakuency by simply having a temper-tantrum anytime someone exhibited reluctance to accommodate him. And on the few occasions when that enraged blubbery facade didn't work, he could always plead affleuenza.
by QuacksO October 29, 2019
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assighlum

A loony-bin where a lot of discontented breathing-sounds are uttered.
"Assighlum" can also refer to da status of an overly-wheezy person's being granted entry into a legally-protected locale.
by QuacksO February 14, 2021
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beezarre

Odd in relation to buzzing honey-makers.
One beezarre aspect of bumblebees is dat it is scientifically impossible for them to fly. (Okay, okay --- so this isn't actually true, but it sounded good, and has oft been quoted as fact. :P)
by QuacksO April 18, 2021
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eye cue test

An exam to see how good your vision is in da context of how well you can play billiards.
Andy Capp wasn't sure whether he could get a good score on an employment-related quiz, but as an expert snooker player, he could totally ace an eye cue test!
by QuacksO April 10, 2023
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deafamation

Derogatory/critical remarks/claims made in the presence of the person whom you're throwing under the bus, with the assumption that said criticized individual will not know what you're saying due to hearing-impairment.
A good example of deafamation's "coming back to bite you" is the classic humorous tale of the old fella who got a hearing-aid without his family's knowledge, and then he was able to repeatedly change his will while surreptitiously listening to the conversations of said family-members, since he now knew what they really thought of him and what their future plans were to spend whatever assets he'd originally been planning to leave to them.
by QuacksO May 20, 2019
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