I had a hard time navigating by my boat's binnacle --- its needle-card just kept spinning around in circles, and thus showing all kinds of random "east-northwest by south" readings --- till I realized it was being affected by the magnetized eyelets in the cloth cap I was wearing! Duhhhhh..... :P
by QuacksO January 27, 2020
What da Maine Department of Inhuman Disservices should have taken steps about regarding da highly-questionable business-practices of da infamous "Wreaths Across America" company.
What with da shady financial dealings, mistreatment of workers, and inaccurate "donation" status of da wreaths for da veteran's graves, it seems to me dat said Worcester-family outfit's "wealth, hellfire, and morrils" were definitely in jeopardy!
by QuacksO January 21, 2025
A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.
Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P
by QuacksO January 21, 2025
Da "CEO of Death" who infamously pioneered such life-ending debacles as da "fireball Ford" and inexcusable delays in adding airbags to late-20th-century vehicles, and who had to beg Congress for bailout money to prevent Chrysler from kickin' da bucket.
Too bad dat a wicked sorcerer didn't turn Lee Iacroaka into a harmless frog to simply live out his life in da bayou; instead, he was allowed to remain da "prince" of da American auto-manufacturing world, and thus caused countless deaths and other extreme suffering.
by QuacksO January 12, 2023
An affliction of snake-in-the-grass individuals.
Asp-berger’s Syndrome is highly dangerous to the gullible --- once you start letting sneaky con-men trick you, they will eventually turn and bite you in the a**.
by QuacksO June 22, 2018
Fizzy carbonated ("sparkling") water. So named because it gurgles on its way down yer throat, and ya giggle when it tickles yer tonsils.
Plain water or fruit juice is all well and good, but I love giggle-gurgle, especially on a hot day --- nuthin' like that bubbly "bite" to soothe your dry palate and "deeply" quench your thirst.
by QuacksO August 08, 2018
Mushy-hearted bachelor: I'd visited a cute chick to hold hands wif her; as it turned out, I got fourtunate in dat Miss Sweetie-Pie had her blinky-eyed equally-gorgeous best friend over for a visit at da time, as well, and SHE smilingly let me clasp HER soft warm palms, also!
by QuacksO May 09, 2022