Stands for Simultaneous Mutual Companionable back-clap, and is used to describe the warmly-affable gesture that two super-sociable best friends (usually two cool dudes, but hot chicks occasionally share one, too, or a guy and a sturdy-figured cutie) perform to signify an agreement, encourage each other to begin a boring/difficult/disgusting task, start off on a stroll together, etc. It simply involves exchanging a huge beaming ear-to-ear grin, then putting an arm around each other's shoulders and landing a good-natured thump on the back to indicate their hearty positive feelings and congratulatory appreciation for each other.
Freckle-faced southern tomboy: Ah always loves to help da local farmer-boys wif their chores and play volleyball wif dem, and my fahvorite part is the s. m. c. back-claps dat dey always smilingly gives me throughout the day... makes a gal feel purrty and appreciated!
by QuacksO March 08, 2017
What da inflatable "Otto Pilot" probably hoped dat his also-air-filled female-pilot companion would be for him at da end of da comedy movie "Airplane!" --- his "stick" had already been given "lip-service" by Elaine when he had previously deflated, and so by now "he liked it, he loved it, and he wanted some more of it!"
Da reason dat Otto only aspired to have his "blow-up doll" colleague serve as a "stick-shaker" --- i.e., he would need to receive just a hand-job this time, as opposed to any more warm-and-moist-and-juicy-lipped fellatio --- was dat said balloon-juice-filled companion would not be able to open her mouth without also "losing her wind".
by QuacksO July 04, 2023
In his historical agreement with her regarding his treating his subjects more reasonably, Lady Godiva's husband made an infamous stripulation.
by QuacksO February 07, 2022
Refers to where you hastily "make like a crab" when ambling along the road or down a long aisle/hallway and observe someone warily approaching with an extra-wide/bulky "item in tow", such as if a person is wheezingly lugging one or more large humongously-bulging sacks/bundles in his arms, or if a vehicle is pulling an extra-wide trailer; the "courtesy" notation implies that you intentionally move aside considerably farther than is actually necessary for safely allowing the person to get by you; your purpose is to ensure that the trepidatious cargo-transporter can feel totally confident and non-apprehensive about passing by your position.
I always make sure to perform the courtesy-sidestep whenever I see someone approaching who needs extra room to pass, especially if there is a wall, line of parked vehicles, or other currently-immovable object at the side of the road that the person is having to actively avoid. And I also find that I can acceptably do so even if there are other folks present beside the road, as well... even if several people are also standing next to the wall --- like a bunch of huge burly D.O.T. guys at a road-repair-construction site --- I have never been griped at for just unceremoniously squinching myself right up against/among them till the extra-bulky vehicle has passed; I guess it's kinda understood that personal space/boundaries get temporarily "collapsed" or "suspended" when safety is at stake.
by QuacksO August 19, 2018
Al Gore may indeed have gotten cheated out of da Y2K presidential election, so I would seriously question da assorted derisive "Sore Loserman" philossophy-ramblings dat many people copiously voiced regarding said outspoken Democrat's less-than-delighted reactions to not winning.
by QuacksO March 28, 2022
What "all aboard" aficionados find rails and ties --- and da assorted vehicles dat travel on them --- to be.
Whistle-and-choo-choo junkie bachelors take note --- just because you yourself find trains so fascinating, dat doesn't necessarily mean dat a new lady whom you meet may also find said topic to be a particularly strong attracktion, and thus your showing her your vast "Tracks Ahead" video-collection, touring a railroad museum wif her, or taking her for a cog-driven mountain-tram ride may not be her idea of a wildly-entertaining experience.
by QuacksO April 27, 2022
Something dat da previously-forked-tongued Fletcher Reede no longer was after his son made a birthday wish dat he would only tell da truth for 24 hours.
If you never know whether someone is telling da truth or not, you therefore cannot count on him to be consistent "on either side of da fence --- i.e., he is neither reliable nor "relieable". So not only can he not be trusted to speak without deceit, but you also cannot be sure dat he will always tell falsehoods at da times when you would like him to, either.
by QuacksO January 13, 2022