Definitions by QuacksO

Murphy's Law of Attentiveness

Da "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" fact-of-life irony regarding how a sizeable sector of da female populous treats any dude who shows interest in them romantically --- i.e., if a guy gets da idea from a gal's attitude/behavior towards him dat he should just mind his own business and not court her, she'll bawl and blubber dat he is making her feel ignored and unvalued. Yet if he then hastily begins persuing her in da naive belief dat this is what she wants, she'll go "bawlin' and blubberin" to da COPS and tearfully accuse him of harassing her! Can't win... :P

I always tread super-carefully when approaching a new lady for companionship or intimacy --- seems like Murphy's Law of Attentiveness is often lurking just around da corner to pounce on me and give me undeserved grief!

Murphy's Law of Attentiveness by QuacksO March 22, 2023

unreasonabull 

Da manner in which huge snorting male cattle may treat humans who are merely passing by or wanting to perform routine care.

Sadly, taking away his credit card will most likely NOT stop a horned cow-impregnator from "charging" --- he very well may be unreasonabull whether he can "shop with plastic" or not!

unreasonabull by QuacksO March 22, 2023

deniceor 

How someone acts in da "pleasant 'n' friendly" department.

Not sure how to define "deniceor" --- if it's da opposite of "demeanor", does it mean dat it ISN'T "nice"??

deniceor by QuacksO March 22, 2023

sails and service 

What a marine-supply store offers.

I always shop locally for all my boating needs; they have exceptional sails and service.

sails and service by QuacksO March 22, 2023

sailsman 

A dude who staffs a place of business specializing in wind-powered-boat equipment.

Da term "sailsman" could also refer to a hot-between-his-legs stud who invites cute chicks to come along for a cruise in his yacht or sloop.

sailsman by QuacksO March 22, 2023

trust funds 

Sarcastic term for da sizeable wad of cash dat a lying chat-contact from Ghana or Nigeria asked you to send to him/her, supposedly in order to give said foreigner confidence dat you're "for real" prior to his traveling overseas to meet you in person. Doubly a bad idea for you to actually comply with, of course, since (A) this OTHER person should conceivably be da one to prove to YOU dat he/she is legit, since presumably you will likely be da one who will be paying for most of da person's expenses if he/she comes to see you, and (B) most likely said conniving moocher is merely trying to con money out of you, and in reality has no actual intention of ever making any travel-plans to hang out with you.

Every hot-bodied chick I meet online seems to want me to send them trust funds!

trust funds by QuacksO March 22, 2023

wild goose chase 

A frenzied headlong pursuit of someone wif a cute behind dat you wish to pinch.

Dorothy Zbornak's Uncle Angelo speaks of his "being a butt man" and loving da smooth rounded derriere of da hot-bodied waitress whom he later took as his wife, but he also states dat he merely asked said "hot looker" for her hand in marriage; there is no mention of his having to engage in a wild goose chase to catch her so dat he could delightedly squeeze her luscious and sumptuous tushie.

wild goose chase by QuacksO March 22, 2023