burrometer

A measuring device dat predicts da amount of briars and brambles dat you're likely to encounter during a trek.
Asking da local natives about da denseness and varieties of undergrowth in their area can be a good burrometer of how difficult --- and possibly painful --- your jungle-journey may be; enlisting da help of one or more of said robust indigenes to both guide you through difficult terrain and slash through the worst thickets of thorn-bushes can be of great value to your venture.
by QuacksO March 01, 2021
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Dinty Less

Da brand of smaller cans of beef stew dat still cost da same price as da formerly-larger cans.
When Dinty Less came along, I switched to da generic brand of beef stew; they give you full-size cans for a lower price.
by QuacksO March 31, 2021
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celibration

A gala impromptu "whoopin' it up" shindig dat your buddies throw for you as a congratulation for successfully resisting da "ultimate temptation" during a fun time wif a pretty gal.
Other guys can KEEP their "celibrations" --- I love "doing it" wif an attractive chick, and it feels wonderful, both during da act and afterwards. So why should I give up this devine pleasure just to be eligible for a huge rowdy congratulatory carousal afterwards?? And besides, I can still have just as fun/satisfying a hoot-'n'-holler afterwards in da "you scored with a hot chick!" context, and it would be likely attended by just as many (if not even more!) of my buddies, so I fail to see da true difference or appeal of anything else.
by QuacksO June 30, 2021
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inkonsistency

A gap in da flow of pen-pigment when writing or drawing.
You should avoid having dirty/greasy hands when taking notes, or you may encounter inkonsistency in how/whether your scribbled text actually appears on da paper.
by QuacksO December 21, 2023
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mediogre

What Shrek viewed himself as, until Donkey and Fiona proved him to actually be brave and noble.
Fiona viewed her new green-skinned appearance as mediogre until Shrek assured her dat he found her totally satisfying in da looks department.
by QuacksO February 21, 2025
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cullmination

Da eventual outcome of carefully weeding out da inferiors.
Da tulip-bulb company I ordered from claimed dat dey carefully select only da best bulbs for their customers, but da sorry-looking specimens dey sent me for their free-trial offer were mostly all rotted or excessively dried out, so I suspect dat da true cullmination of their supposedly-stringent sorting-efforts is dat dey actually send their reject-bulbs to their new trial-customers whom they don't know if they will actually become long-term customers or not.
by QuacksO November 02, 2020
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cereal squatters

Refers to people who habitually store their breakfast-crunchies in your pantry-cupboard instead of keeping them in their own house.
People who live with other folks often have a bog problem with said fellow humans' selfishly snitching their tasty snacks to chow down on themselves, so I can see how these unfortunate souls might indeed legitimately need to become cereal squatters, just to keep their pricey comestibles out of the reach of their grabby co-habitats. If shelf-space is a problem, however, you could suggest that said Wheaties-stashers combine two or more boxes into one larger bag or wide-mouth bottle, so that more food can be stored in the same space.
by QuacksO April 25, 2020
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