While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!
by QuacksO September 05, 2019
Shangri La Ranch spokesperson: Our forebares were so staunchly opposed to killing four-legged mammals just for being able to wear their furs dat we shed said animal-hides in favor of "perpetual birthday-suit" living.
by QuacksO March 14, 2023
Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
An IV-administered dose of a prescription-strength medicine designed to temporarily relieve the intense and deeply-rooted "itch" of a "loose" female who would otherwise feel unable to resist the urge to offer her services as a paid escort to members of the upper-crust. Depending on the particular woman and the acuteness of her lustful feelings, her finances/lifestyle, and the specific aspects of her environmental surroundings (i.e., how many temptations she encounters on a daily basis), this powerfully-medicated shot may need to be re-administered frequently, up to several times per week.
Social worker: So how are you feeling today?
Unemployed hottie: Oh, horny as heck --- I'm thinking of applying for a part-time job at Lacy Ladies Escort Service!
Social worker (rolling eyes): Hoooo, boy --- here we go again! Looks like somebody's long overdue for another courtesan injection!
Unemployed hottie: Oh, horny as heck --- I'm thinking of applying for a part-time job at Lacy Ladies Escort Service!
Social worker (rolling eyes): Hoooo, boy --- here we go again! Looks like somebody's long overdue for another courtesan injection!
by QuacksO August 29, 2017
by QuacksO March 31, 2022
Every time I stroll down the nut 'n' bolt aisle in the hardware store, I hafta consciously keep my mind on my task at hand so that I don't let my fastenation with all those chrome-shiny doo-dads distract me and hold me up for half an hour.
by QuacksO March 11, 2019
Using an electric trolling-motor gives you da "best of both worlds" when it comes to spending a day on da lake --- you are spared da oardeal of having to paddle, but you still get a silent 'n' serene boating experience, since there is virtually no propulsion-noise to disturb your enjoyment of da peaceful beauty and subtle sounds of nature.
by QuacksO April 02, 2022