Definitions by QuacksO

maridon'twanna 

What da "just say no to cannabis" campaign is always telling young people to say.

If someone asks you any "juana" questions --- i.e., if "Tijuana" try some "marijuana" --- you may need to actually lie to him when you reply dat you "maridon'twanna", since in reality your naive innocent curious mind may indeed actually "mariwanna" try it "just to see what it's like". No need to feel conscience-pricked for your less-than-honest answer, though... needlessly consuming drugs of any kind is never wise, and it's almost always better to merely tell a lie --- especially to a himself-less-than-honorable person like a narcotics-dealer who therefore doesn't even deserve to always be told da truth, anyway --- than to potentially ruin your entire life (both health-wise and legally) by "making a mistake" with addictive substances.

maridon'twanna by QuacksO August 7, 2023

abuseyive 

What Lt. Krill accused his superiors of being when they said dat he needed a psychological evaluation.

Lt. Krill complained dat his treatment by military brass had been "abuseyive", but both his character --- and da arrogant hot-headed actor himself --- were actually da ones who misbehaved dat way; his superiors had merely been reacting to his previous obnoxious behavior.

abuseyive by QuacksO August 7, 2023

oarchestra 

A multi-individual group of swishing/splashing boat-paddles from either a several-rower scull-boat or a sizeable number of individual skiffs.

An oarchestra actually has two sets of sounds --- da water-moving paddles themselves dat play da "melody", and da clunking/creaking row-locks dat might be interpreted as percussion-instruments.

oarchestra by QuacksO August 5, 2023

cannibull 

A fertile male bovine dat actually eats intruders instead of just "giving them da horn".

Don't "mess wif da cannibull" --- you'd have more than his cranial-lances to worry about! Taking away his credit card wouldn't help, either --- rather than "charging", he actually "goes carnivore" on yer a**.

cannibull by QuacksO August 3, 2023

girardia 

(1) A major case of "da poops" dat college students get from consuming Philadelphia water.
(2) A similar-to-Definition-Number-One intestinal affliction suffered by da countless naively-trusting clients of da infamous Lawyer Tom due to his American-Greed-level money-laundering.

I'll just attend a small community college and avoid getting mixed up in major lawsuits to hopefully avoid any bouts of girardia.

girardia by QuacksO August 3, 2023

crosswind

Where someone farts sideways in front of you instead of waiting till you passed by before "letting fly".

I was scheduled to meet my girlfriend for a sunset stroll after da community baked-bean supper, but I had to "delay takeoff" --- i.e., postpone getting up and leaving --- for five minutes due to major crosswinds.

crosswind by QuacksO August 2, 2023

Chrysler Rock 

Where da Pilamiables landed in da New Wold.

Da Native Americans disliked da Pilgrims 'cuz they didn't smile enough after landing at Plymouth Rock, and da Pilmerries were too casual and giggly to form a proper colony after landing at Dodge Rock, but da Pilamiables had just da right mix of "business and pleasure" in their personalities --- they landed at Chrysler Rock, established a great settlement, and got along just dandy wih everyone.

Chrysler Rock by QuacksO August 2, 2023