A.k.a. "assholeassin". A hired exterminator of fellow humans who brings about the demise of his marks by behaving like such an intolerable jerk that the stressed-out unfortunate eventually commits suicide in order to escape said obnoxious persecution.
One should take care how he treats his fellow humans --- like they say, you never know what battles someone else is fighting, and so some people could be "pushed over the edge" by even minor;y-upsetting actions/attitudes on the part of another. Many a cranky schoolteacher, headmaster, stepmother/mother-in-law, etc. has been a literal harassassin, often without even being aware of it at the time.
by QuacksO May 06, 2019
The history-books have it all wrong --- Don Quick-Oats wasn't mistaking everyday objects for monsters or other fierce enemies; he would charge windmills merely in the hope of scoring some of the tasty freshly-ground grain stored inside of them.
by QuacksO March 13, 2018
1. A set of rules or standards that determine whether something warrants turning on the ol' saline-solution glands about.
2. A set of rules or standards that are so tedious/picky/demanding that it would drive you to turning on the ol' saline-solution glands in stress/exhaustion/frustration.
2. A set of rules or standards that are so tedious/picky/demanding that it would drive you to turning on the ol' saline-solution glands in stress/exhaustion/frustration.
Ethan Couch --- and by extension, his absurdly-indulgent father, who offered to actually buy da school so dat his Little Prince could be coddled da way he preferred --- seemed to view da standard school-rules as being "cryteria" merely because they required him to behave himself and treat da staff and his classmates in a reasonable and decent manner.
by QuacksO June 03, 2019
Da ample-chested country-music superstar recently had breast-reduction performed, so a Dolly llama would have a slightly easier time carrying said blonde bombshell over da desert.
by QuacksO March 08, 2021
Thank goodness for department stores --- if not for them, we'd all hafta travel clear to Whiskonsin for cooking-utensils, and all da way to Pencilvania just to stock up on writing-supplies!
by QuacksO October 12, 2020
A data-storage chip dat contains operating-files which allow da computer-user to look up all da details about everyone's favorite late-20th-century rebellious Marine.
What with da many books, movies, and other media dat have been produced about Sylvester Stallone's famous jungle-warrior character, you'd likely need at least 3 gigs of RAMbo to hold all da details about them.
by QuacksO January 30, 2025
Refers to your not being charged and/or incarcerated for an indiscretion, due to whether or not you'd consumed alcohol during the period when you'd committed said crime.
Believe it or not, being intoxicated can sometimes actually be a defense in a criminal case, especially if the culprit merely committed a misdemeanor instead of something more serious... if he was drunk at the time, he can often get away scotch-free! Disgusting, but true.
by QuacksO April 14, 2019