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by QuacksO July 11, 2023
Get the fizzique mug.A product/service-user who is always looking for opportunities to profit from said commodity's manufacturers/suppliers in court.
As many stupid-a** "you may be entitled to a share of a huge class-action settlement" banner-ads dat I see on da Internet, those advertisers seem to think dat we are all just a bunch of opportunistic consuemers!
by QuacksO November 17, 2019
Get the consuemer mug.What da auto industry viewed da enthusiastic young lawyer and "Unsafe At Any Speed" author as when he first launched onto da scene back in 1965.
If da auto industry had voluntarily acted upon their already-voluminous knowledge of auto-safety instead of being legally forced to do so, they would not have had occasion to view da irrepressible Ralphie as da "terminader".
by QuacksO April 1, 2021
Get the terminader mug.Since Shrek loves Fiona and finds her "ogre beauty" to be totally to his liking, perhaps he will get plenty of "Shrekxercise" just with her whenever she shares his bed, and so there will be no need for him to lift weights or otherwise work out to stay in shape.
by QuacksO July 11, 2020
Get the Shrekxercise mug.What ya get when ya move da "c" from da first word to da second. Since "Sergio" is a Spanish name, maybe this term refers to a dust-up dat occurs in a Mexican hospital during a disagreement over a tummy-tuck, breast-augmentation, sex-change operation, etc.
Some people are so horrified at their post-facelift appearance dat they actually get into a surgial altercation with da doctor or other staff.
by QuacksO May 1, 2021
Get the surgial altercation mug.A type of inheritance-document which releases and distributes assets while the bequeather is "still with us"; particularly common among "unpopular" geezers with greedy impatient young heirs: said geezer fears that said heirs may conspire to "off him before his time" because they do not love or care for him personally, and so they just want him out of the way so they can get their grabby hands on his money sooner. So this kind of WILL may better insure that he can go on LIVING a while longer; it also allows him to monitor and stipulate how his money is being used, something he could not do after his death.
Seniors club member #1: You mean to tell me that you gave your nephews their inheritance money now?! How come?
Seniors club member #2: Oh, just a precaution in an effort to live longer --- a living will is cheaper than hiring a bodyguard!
Seniors club member #2: Oh, just a precaution in an effort to live longer --- a living will is cheaper than hiring a bodyguard!
by QuacksO December 28, 2011
Get the living will mug.A PG-rated "supplementary" essay to the classic fairly tale, this missive advises pre-teen and early-teen girls about why some of the boys in her neighborhood or school are suddenly expressing interest in her, even though previously they may have either mostly ignored her or treated her like she was ugly, fat, geeky/awkward, bothersome, etc.
If the "Beauty and the Breast" pamphlet had been around in Laura Ingalls' time, the prematurely-buxom Sylvia might have not been so upset and scared when neighborhood boys started pestering and harassing her.
by QuacksO May 27, 2019
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