Definitions by QuacksO
arkitecture
Supposedly they've located da remains of Noah's famous work of master carpentry, so he must have had exceptional arkitecture skills to create something dat lasted for untold millennia like dat!
arkitecture by QuacksO February 13, 2024
alphabetical double-occupancy
double-cockupancy: Where a hot chick allows two studs to "service" both pairs of her "lips" --- i.e., "upstairs" and "downstairs" --- with their love-pipes at da same time.
double-dockupancy: Two extra-small boats' being tied up at da same pier-spot.
double-gawkupancy: An object or event dat two onlookers are fascinated by.
double-hawkupancy: Where two pet falcons are perching next to each other on da same protective glove worn by their owner.
double-jockupancy: Two cool sports-loving dudes who are either playing in close proximity in da field or just hanging out together on da bench.
double-dockupancy: Two extra-small boats' being tied up at da same pier-spot.
double-gawkupancy: An object or event dat two onlookers are fascinated by.
double-hawkupancy: Where two pet falcons are perching next to each other on da same protective glove worn by their owner.
double-jockupancy: Two cool sports-loving dudes who are either playing in close proximity in da field or just hanging out together on da bench.
More examples of "alphabetical double-occupancy" are:
double-mockupancy: Two disapproving individuals booing a performer or presentation.
double-nockupancy: What Robin Hood created by splitting his opposing contestant's arrow, allowing both archery-projectiles to be in da same spot.
double-pockupancy: Da firearm-based equivalent of da previous definition --- i.e., two expert marksmen nail da same spot wif their shots, and so da second contestant's bullet strikes da same divet as da first.
double-rockupancy: Da "old school" equivalent of da previous two definitions --- i.e., two sharp-and-steady-eyed slingshot-users plink da bull's eye wif their successive pebbles.
double-sockupancy: Where ya stuff both articles of a cute damsel's cloth footwear into one shoe for safekeeping while you give her lovely tootsies a deep soothing massage.
double-talkupancy: What a politician is good at --- i.e., "speaking outta both sides of his mouth --- so dat two entirely different statements reside in said flapping facial-orifice at almost da same moment.
double-walkupancy: Where someone behind you is totally "following in your footsteps".
double-mockupancy: Two disapproving individuals booing a performer or presentation.
double-nockupancy: What Robin Hood created by splitting his opposing contestant's arrow, allowing both archery-projectiles to be in da same spot.
double-pockupancy: Da firearm-based equivalent of da previous definition --- i.e., two expert marksmen nail da same spot wif their shots, and so da second contestant's bullet strikes da same divet as da first.
double-rockupancy: Da "old school" equivalent of da previous two definitions --- i.e., two sharp-and-steady-eyed slingshot-users plink da bull's eye wif their successive pebbles.
double-sockupancy: Where ya stuff both articles of a cute damsel's cloth footwear into one shoe for safekeeping while you give her lovely tootsies a deep soothing massage.
double-talkupancy: What a politician is good at --- i.e., "speaking outta both sides of his mouth --- so dat two entirely different statements reside in said flapping facial-orifice at almost da same moment.
double-walkupancy: Where someone behind you is totally "following in your footsteps".
alphabetical double-occupancy by QuacksO February 9, 2024
twitness
An observer of an event who's too much of a wimp to be of significant help or provide much in da way of meaningful information.
Biff Tannen had originally viewed George McFly as merely a "twitness", and so he didn't worry about bullying him or openly committing crimes in his presence. Once Marty appeared in da picture, however, George started standing up for himself a lot more, causing his acridly-surnamed nemesis to start thinking twice about pulling stuff on him.
Tigers Club
It really BUGS me dat da "Tigers Club" --- and in particular, dat obnoxious and puffed-up MEANY who's da leader of said delinquent adolescents --- would presume to deserve a comparable level of respect dat da Lions Club can legitimately claim! It sure doesn't take an ENCYCLOPEDIA to figure out dat such behavior really "does it up BROWN" in da obnoxiousness department! IDA thought dat said teenage wastrels would have learned at least a modicum of ciVILLEity by this time!
Tigers Club by QuacksO February 6, 2024
not Ghana happen
Da "accurate 'n' actual" prediction regarding da supposed romance dat's been promised to blossom between you and a hot chick from West Africa if you'll just Western Union her some cash or send her a steam card.
Oh, but she says dat she's only overseas temporarily, but will be moving back to da states very soon to be with you forever --- not Ghana happen!
not Ghana happen by QuacksO February 6, 2024
no ATM a.t.m.
Disgusted redneck, regarding an empty cement-pad space beside a tiny gas-station at a rural crossroads-intersection: Da big-city bank has been promising us a cash-dispenser for three years now, but they just keep saying, "No ATM a.t.m." whenever we call them up about it!
no ATM a.t.m. by QuacksO February 2, 2024
deep sockets = deep POCKETS
What you realize must be da case if someone owns both a standard set of ratchet-wrenches and a collection of elongated ones, as well.
Many assorted tools are often available for mere pennies on da dollar at yard sales and online marketplace sites, and so da "deep sockets = deep POCKETS" assumption is not necessarily true each and every time... before you start feeling envious of someone's exTENsive --- and therefore seemingly exPENsive --- array of lengthy tubular six-and-twelve-pointers, look them over carefully to see wheter they are either particularly new-looking or even all of da same brand. If not, then realize dat these collections may merely be da "cream of da crop" from random groupings of tools in jumbled chests and toolboxes dat their present owner had obtained on da cheap from here and there, and then had merely sifted out da best specimens and carefully arranged them into those neatly-sorted sets.
deep sockets = deep POCKETS by QuacksO February 2, 2024