Garfield finds health-foods to be intolerable, so da only weight-loss regimen he'd be able to stand would be da candylope diet.
by QuacksO September 19, 2020
A booklet listing da most virile studs in da area who are both "willing" and able to "get it up" easily and reliably.
You don't need a derectory to find an eager sex-god to share your pillow... just dress in a skimpy outfit and wiggle yer ass/boobs at prospective dudes whom you meet around town, and see if said hunks get a visible hard-on.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
A third-world country that's so decidedly "third-world" dat they offer virtually no goods to tourists, and so you hafta majorly "pack for da trip" if you expect to subsist in any degree of comfort.
I enjoy hiking and "primitive" camping on my own, so I'd likely be just fine if I visited Packistan --- minimalist living doesn't bother me a bit.
by QuacksO July 01, 2025
Da lame-a** "hardship-justification" retort of, "Well, the natives in the jungle don't have any ___, but THEY seem to manage just fine, so quit yer whinin'!" dat is impatiently/insensitively snorted at someone who is complaining/objecting about a particular inadequacy in his present environment; i.e., a lack/insufficiency of such basic-to-reasonably-tolerable-living things as toys/entertainment, air-conditioning, transportation, palatable-to-him food, etc. Often this arrogant reasoning is totally invalid, of course, since like as not whatever disagreeable condition dat is being objected to is indeed unacceptably harsh or distressing, and thus should indeed be remedied or alleviated... just because some backwoods primitives residing thousand of miles away happen to live a certain way usually has nothing whatever to do with what is reasonable for everyday life in a civilized world, especially with modern technology (one should seldom use da "Think how hard/thin our dirt-poor ancestors had to live!" excuse, either) and assistance-programs dat will often provide for these types of basic-comfort needs.
The infamous/hypocritical "Sheriff Joe" --- who has since been convicted of multiple catastrophic financial and human-rights atrocities --- used to carry the "aboriginal excuse" concept to a whole new level of brutal mistreatment: complained to about the 110-degree-plus temps at his prison's infamous tent-city, he once said, "Well, it's 120 degrees in Iraq, and our soldiers are living in tents, and they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your mouths!" Again, of course, this is a totally invalid argument --- just because servicemen sometimes have to endure severe conditions, that does not have anything to do with what is reasonable for the rest of us to withstand under fairly-ordinary circumstances.
by QuacksO December 29, 2019
An outcropping of land dat's either phallus-shaped or contains a large number of horny studs among its populace.
Seeing as how da male-genitalia-resembling Cape Cod is a popular tourist-destination which would conceivably attract lots of hot chicks, it's likely to also be a major penisnula in response to said abundance of succulent feminine protoplasm.
by QuacksO December 28, 2024
Most common at many small/thrift/second-hand stores where the checkout-clerk is also the store's owner, this term refers to the act of asking the cashier for a discounted price on a piece of merchandise; i.e., an amount that's somewhat lower than what the store is asking for the item.
During a visit to the local factory-outlet clothing store, I found a shirt that I really liked, but I noticed that it had a couple buttons missing, so I made a counter-offer when I reached the checkout, and got the garment for two dollars off.
by QuacksO September 02, 2018
I could go broke just by practicing unwise spending; why should I pay an investment broker to accomplish this for me???
by QuacksO October 12, 2018