QuacksO's definitions

fasciast

A person with a radical obsession about fascia.

Being a dedicated carpenter is fine, just be careful not to become a total fasciast.

by QuacksO September 28, 2018

self-stufficient

Describes someone who saves big bucks on his food bill by actively taking advantage of any and all opportunities to gluttonously cram his cheeks for free, such as at community gatherings, church suppers, birthday parties, backyard barbecues, etc.

If someone is able to be self-stufficient on a daily basis, he may seldom have to shop at the supermarket, since one or more humongous feasting-sessions per day may always be enough to tide him over till the next culinary-freeloading opportunity presents itself.

by QuacksO October 20, 2019

cycleone

A super-heavy menstrual-period dat is a "total whirlwind" of activity.

Claiming to have a cycleone dat month is a great way for a girl to avoid having sex.

by QuacksO October 23, 2023

rexplanation

A clearly-stated canine-related reason for why something occurred.

Da logical rexplanation for why all da neighborhood dogs started barking at once was dat they saw a cat strolling through da area.

by QuacksO March 11, 2021

Coorespondense

Verbal/written yackety-yack back and forth between two or more individuals while imbibing Silver Bullets.

Da term "Coorespondense" could also have a different meaning --- namely, dat you and your co-yackers are getting tipsy from all of da COORS beer dat you're drinking, and so your remarks in said conversation are really DENSE as far as clearly understanding da conversation.

by QuacksO December 14, 2020

reducktion

Da disappointing lessening of permissions 'n' possibilities dat Daffy encountered when setting out to hunt grizzly bears.

Da infamous hot-tempered Warner-Brothers quacker may not have liked da "reducktion" in harvesting-allowances regarding da local bear population, but said large furry brown mammals would also have been less than thrilled if said hunter-freedom curtailing had NOT been in place, since they would then have had a far greater risk of a "reduction" in their expected lifespans!

by QuacksO December 22, 2023

cattleogue

A periodical magazine from a livestock-merchant dat offers assorted bovine animals (cows, heifers, bulls, steers, calves, etc.) for sale.

Viewing lovely photos of plump sleek healthy animals in a cattleogue is all well and good, but you should always go and physically inspect said parcels of beef before deciding whether to purchase them --- just like da infamous "horse dealing" shysters ("He sold him a horse, but delivered a mule --- but that's all settled now." "It **was** a horse!" "It was a MULE!" "Horse!" "Mule!" "Horse!" "Mule!" "Tradition!"), there's plenty of shameless fakery and shady behavior regarding da buying and selling of cattle, as well, such as trying to pawn off a cow that is "dry" and/or "barren", a bull that is either infertile and/or has been castrated, etc.

by QuacksO October 25, 2020