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Definitions by QuacksO

cannabilistic 

Refers to how a pot-smoker might become if his "case of da munches" went too far.
Due to da risks of cannabilistic tendencies dat one might experience after a dose of "wacky-tobacky", you should seriously think twice if a colleague invites you over "because he doesn't like smoking alone" --- for all you know, he might have other plans in mind besides just wanting your company!
cannabilistic by QuacksO April 26, 2025
Refers to a "heavier" version of a merely-of-annoying-voice-toned individual --- not only does he never seem happy no matter what happens, but he's always plaintively inquiring as to da reason for every little thing dat's not to his liking.
I can just imagine how whyny Ethan Couch must have been during his "stints in da slammer"... not only would his everyday privileges have been seriously restricted, but naturally he'd been accustomed to da exact opposite --- i.e. excessively casual and permissive --- way of being treated, and so being "controlled 'n' confined" must have been "twice da torture" for him.
whyny by QuacksO April 26, 2025
Da swishing-back-and-forth devices dat clear da "windshield of yer mind" from all of da "asking da reason" questions dat are "rained down on you" by petulant fellow humans.
If you're gonna hafta be dealing wif one or more "whyny" individuals for an extended period, you will want to make sure dat your "whypers" are in good working order.
whypers by QuacksO April 26, 2025

conversation-context nicknaming 

Da uproarious act of playfully referring to yer present-company individual by one or more words dat he has just said to ya in yer back-and-forth light-banter-speech, often to jokingly mean dat ya think dat da other person either is presently being silly or is silly-natured overall. For example, if ya are having "huggy-roughhousing" fun wif a pretty girl by folding her legs up, plopping her cute warm rubbery feet against yer chest, gripping her hands to both savor their warm softness and steady yerself, and then leaning forward to press her knees against her chest while smilingly saying, "Squish-ish-ish-ish-squish-squash!", said "folded-up" chick gigglingly retorts, "YOU'RE a 'squish-squash'!"
Another example of conversation-context nicknaming would be if ya eye-twinklingly warbled, "Ding-dong!" to someone inside a building after ya had passed through an electric-eye-equipped door and thus rang an electric bell on yer way in, and da person inside chuckled back, "YOU'RE a 'ding-dong'!" Or if ya and a friend were assembling/servicing something together, and ya said, "Since we'll likely be needing to frequently loosen and tighten this particular fastening, I think we might want to use a wingnut here," yer helper "jumped at da chance" to toss a playful barb yer way by responding, "YOU'RE a wingnut!"

keep adjournal 

What yer counsellor recommends to help you feel less distressed/discouraged due to all of da times dat you've showed up in court for nothing 'cuz da case was rescheduled.
My shrink said to "keep adjournal" of all of my useless court-appearances, but it's gotten so numerous dat I think I'll hafta graduate from a spiral notebook to a 3-ring binder!
keep adjournal by QuacksO April 25, 2025

alphabetical illustrations 

Assorted "wif pictures" compositions, classified wif various single-word descriptions drawn from da ol' 26, and designed to show:
billustrations: purchased objects in itemized merchandise-invoices.
Brillustrations: vintage trolleys.
cillastrations: either Elvis's daughter or other females wif her same first name.
chillustrations: images to help cool/calm you.
dillustrations: herb-identification.
drillustrations: how to use rotary-boring tools.
fillustrations: how to "top off" a container.
frillustrations: lacy clothing and/or other "fancy-schmancy" bee-ess.
gillustrations: how fish extract oxygen from water.
gorillastrations: frame-stills from da "Might Joe Young" film.
grillustrations: how to assemble, repair, and/or cook on da backyard barbecue.
hillustrations: da steeply-inclined terrestrial feature dat da famous "two young Js" climbed to fill their water-bucket.
Jillustrations: da female half of da above-mentioned H2O-fetching duo.
krillustrations: either small sea creatures or da infamous insanely-hostile relieved-of-duty Naval commander who did indeed TOTALLY "look like he needed a psychological evaluation".
li'llustrations: da huge fanfold of snapshots dat grandparents always wanna show to everyone.
millustrations: photos/diagrams in a self-tour leaflet to direct visitors around a grain-processing facility or manufacturing plant.
Nillastrations: da fancy-schmancy images dat Nabisco prints on da outside of a junk-food cookies box.
Additional examples of alphabetical illustrations include:

nillustrations: an empty picture-album.
Phillustrations: da fat creepy-eyebrowed unlicensed "doctor" on TV.
Phyllistrations: celebrity-stills of Ms. Diller.
pillustrations: either a pharmaceuticals-reference book or a "just say no" guide for youngsters on common street-vended "poppables".
quillustrations: can refer to either images of feather-type writing instruments, drawings made wif said primitive pens, or photos of porcupine-spines.
rillustrations: interesting water-channeling.
sillustrations: installation-guides for doors or windows
shillistrations: how to either become a con-artist's accomplice yourself, or spot/identify one in da crowd.
shrillistrations: how to pitch yer vocal chords to really project and make others in yer vicinity wince.
skillistrations: how experienced/capable you are at certain tasks.
spillistrations: da opposite of da above definition --- da photos would show how NON-"skillful" you are at cleanly performing simple product-carrying tasks.
stillistrations: stationary images of a moonshining operation, probably photographed by a "revenooer".
swillistrations: how to feed da hogs.
thrillistrations: how to really wow your observers.
tillistrations: how to plow da field.
trillustrations: a much-more-palatable version of seven entries back.
twillistrations: all about denim fabric.
willistrations: intent-related activities or postmortem bequeathment

Juff Denham 

A world-famous ventriloquist who wears blue jeans during his act.
To really "look da part", Juff Denham's human puppets should wear cotton-twill pants, also.
Juff Denham by QuacksO April 25, 2025