Definitions by QuacksO
wreckless
Often-misunderstood-by-adults term used by teenagers to honestly describe their early years of careful and accident-free driving ("my early wreckless years"). Parents and authorities, naturally, are usually way too thick-headed and closed-minded to realize what the virtuous teens are referring to, and so they continue to criticize the teens as being scatterbrained and out of control, rather than praising them for their exceptional lifestyles and commendable habits.
Parole officer: So, young man, I understand you've been drinking for three years now?
Teen: Yeah, I started way back in my wreckless years.
Parole officer (disgustedly): Ahhhh... so you had no brain-sense back THEN, either, eh?
Teen: No, no, no... what i meant was ---
Parole officer (impatiently): Nah-ah --- no need to explain. I believe I am getting the picture perfectly loud and clear. I'm gonna recommend another three months' probation for the likes of you.
Teen: Yeah, I started way back in my wreckless years.
Parole officer (disgustedly): Ahhhh... so you had no brain-sense back THEN, either, eh?
Teen: No, no, no... what i meant was ---
Parole officer (impatiently): Nah-ah --- no need to explain. I believe I am getting the picture perfectly loud and clear. I'm gonna recommend another three months' probation for the likes of you.
Ta-tas for now
Phrase spoken by a female to express her wish to a male that he touch her only above the waist for the time being
Guy (having had his arm gently pushed away when he was reaching under his girl’s skirt): Ah --- is it “that time of the month”, honey?
Girl (in a somewhat sorrowful tone from having to disappoint a guy whom she really likes a lot): Yeah, it is… sorry. I’m afraid it’s just ta-tas for now… I’m all yucky-messy “down there”.
Girl (in a somewhat sorrowful tone from having to disappoint a guy whom she really likes a lot): Yeah, it is… sorry. I’m afraid it’s just ta-tas for now… I’m all yucky-messy “down there”.
Ta-tas for now by QuacksO June 12, 2012
genieologist
Someone who obsessively collects antique glass bottles in the hope that there may be a genie in one of them.
Guy #1: Zheesh, dude, look at all those colored glass bottles sitting in the windows of that old fart's mansion. Must be a thousand of them!
Guy #2: Yeah, bud; weird, huh? Must be a genieologist.
Guy #2: Yeah, bud; weird, huh? Must be a genieologist.
genieologist by QuacksO February 23, 2012
living will
A type of inheritance-document which releases and distributes assets while the bequeather is "still with us"; particularly common among "unpopular" geezers with greedy impatient young heirs: said geezer fears that said heirs may conspire to "off him before his time" because they do not love or care for him personally, and so they just want him out of the way so they can get their grabby hands on his money sooner. So this kind of WILL may better insure that he can go on LIVING a while longer; it also allows him to monitor and stipulate how his money is being used, something he could not do after his death.
Seniors club member #1: You mean to tell me that you gave your nephews their inheritance money now?! How come?
Seniors club member #2: Oh, just a precaution in an effort to live longer --- a living will is cheaper than hiring a bodyguard!
Seniors club member #2: Oh, just a precaution in an effort to live longer --- a living will is cheaper than hiring a bodyguard!
living will by QuacksO December 28, 2011
inflammamation
Inflammatory information --- an unwelcome report, letter, set of "facts 'n' figures", etc. --- that its recipients will likely find exceptionally upsetting, frustrating, insulting, controversial, etc.
Senior vice-president: Boy, I'm not looking forward to presenting the board with this quarterly customer-satisfaction report --- it's so full of inflammamation that I seriously doubt if anyone there will be able to keep his cool.
inflammamation by QuacksO December 7, 2011
skin-graft
Wasteful/dishonest/non-productive policies, behaviors, rewards, etc --- “graft and corruption” --- which are based on participants’ willingness/cooperation regarding sexual favors and/or dressing and acting provocatively, rather than recognizing or fostering one’s actual job-skills, honest dedication, or quality of workmanship.
Disgusted would-be client: That company totally SUX --- no expertise or caring whatsoever! Nothing but skin-graft in there!
skin-graft by QuacksO December 7, 2011
boobie/bootie-bargaining
Negotiations wherein a lady (often one who is normally modest/celibate, but who feels a bit desperate in her need for the male's assistance/cooperation) consents to allow a man to view and/or sample The Merchandise in exchange for his help, agreeability, willingness to "pull strings" with his cronies on her behalf, etc.
College-grad gal #1: You got Ned to land you a position with his company?!??? Jeeeeeez... how'd you ever manage THAT?? Those employees are kind of the "elitist clan".
College-grad gal #2: Oh, it wasn't easy, believe me --- I had to do a little boobie/bootie-bargaining to convince him that I would be a valuable addition to the staff.
College-grad gal #2: Oh, it wasn't easy, believe me --- I had to do a little boobie/bootie-bargaining to convince him that I would be a valuable addition to the staff.
boobie/bootie-bargaining by QuacksO December 7, 2011