Definitions by QuacksO

choruspond 

What opera singers are doing --- they are conversing like normal people, only the words are all set to music.

I'm not much for musicals... a few --- like the Sound Of Music and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang --- are okay, but I quickly get weary of having to sit through all that long drawn-out choruspondence!

choruspond by QuacksO February 25, 2019

melogy 

Da opposite of youlogy --- a speech you give to puff yourself instead of praising someone else.

Bill Clinton's famous "For the record, I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman" speech was filled with lots of melogy about how much improvement he had supposedly caused in the country, when in fact a vast majority of Americans were currently going through one of the worst recessions ever.

melogy by QuacksO February 25, 2019

Connetiquette

Letitia Baldrige's home state.

I love vacationing in Connetiquette because everyone there is totally polite and courteous to me.

Connetiquette by QuacksO February 24, 2019

pursuade 

To convince someone to do what you want by monetarily bribing him.

One should make absolutely sure that a person who is trying to pursuade him to do something actually has sufficient money in said purse to cover the promised bribe, and is not merely showing him an empty wallet and thus trying to pull the old empty carrots-bag on a stick routine.

pursuade by QuacksO February 24, 2019

porntmanteau 

A "wet 'n' juicy" Urban-Dictionary entry that combines portions of two or more shorter words.

Good examples of clever porntmanteau words are "sargasm" and "suckcess"

porntmanteau by QuacksO February 24, 2019

erectory 

An outbuilding or annex separate from the main hall of a church, where young men can go to have their sexual desires satisfied as a bribe for attending boring church-services.

"Unattached" or dissatisfied-with-their-present-girlfriends guys can often be easily persuaded to attend your church's "services" if you make sure to throw in promises of "good times" in the church erectory; the problem is finding enough "willing:" young chicks to actually provide said delightful "services" to said horny studs.

erectory by QuacksO February 23, 2019

stareo 

Refers to the wide-eyed gaze of flabbergasted astonishment and delight that someone exhibits when first experiencing two-channel music, especially if it's with a "direct-exposure to the 'spacious sound' effect" headset, rather than just with loudspeakers.

I was totally stareo-amazed the first time I heard modern-format music through headphones during my min-teens.

stareo by QuacksO February 23, 2019