Definitions by QuacksO
Boogie Wookie
A special "out of this world" (meaning dat it's very fine and classy, but it's a pun on "a distant planet in outer space", get it??) type of music dat Chewbacca's clan loves to dance to.
Maybe if da super-hairy simian-being Chewie and his equally-Cousin-Itt-like buddies had danced da Boogie Wookie in a crazy-rhythmic "giant ballroom" type exercise while they were assisting Luke Skywalker and his fellow Rebellion soldiers, , da Empire's henchmen would have gotten so confused and bedazzled by the whiling mass of furry behemoths dat they would have become too distracted and disoriented to fight effectively, and then they could have been more-easily defeated by The Resistance fighters.
Boogie Wookie by QuacksO January 24, 2020
ombudsman
A school official who distributes small bags of marijuana to the students in a "drug-free school zone" --- i.e., if you attend classes, you're given weed at no charge (see tobacco-free campus for further details).
Disgusted college-enrollee: I was really pleased when i saw this school's brochure that boasted about its entire grounds being a "drug--free school zone" and about there always being an "ombudsman" on duty, but then when I got here, I was chagrined to discover that there were in fact no "gratis buds" after all --- it merely meant that zero drugs of any kind were permitted for students, and that the management would swiftly investigate complaints of faculty's misconduct. What a disappointment!
Calipso
A Greek nymph with such a lusciously soft warm mouth that she was able to charm Odysseus into staying with her for seven years by giving him phenomenally pleasurable blowjobs every day.
If Calipso had such wonderful male-pleasuring-equipment "upstairs", one can just imagine how absolutely insanely delectable her DOWNSTAIRS "lips" must have been. Maybe if she had offered Odysseus access to these sumptuous womanly treasures in addition to her "kissing parts", he might have changed him mind about wanting to leave her and return to his wife.
stareilize
Refers to someone's giving you a long piercing gaze which renders you unable to father children. Often utilized by the super-protective father of a girl you're dating who wants to ensure that "nobody will be calling HIM 'Grampa'" till the right time.
Sternly-caring dads take note --- attempting to "stareilize" the youths who want to date your "little pumpkin" will be totally ineffective, for at least two reasons: (1) only surgery would prevent said red-blooded studs' "guy junk" from producing fertile "love juice", and (2) excessive control and/or discipline will often only "push away" a daughter who resents your authority's being forcefully wielded over her like that, and so she will then be all the MORE likely to seek solace and "release" of her pent-up emotions by "doing it" with one or more guys whom she likes.
stareilize by QuacksO January 20, 2020
UBS cable
Or da plug-in port, too... same diff. Refers to where da data-connection is supposed to cleanly transfer info from A to B, but instead just passes a lotta you-know-what instead of anything legible or valid.
I usually buy name-brand computer-products, even though they do cost somewhat more. Yeah, I know dat I could always get one of those crappy Chineseum UBS cables for just 99 cents, but I wouldn't be able to count on them to either process my files properly or even operate without overheating or shorting out.
anti-sway bar
A stick of candy dat you bribe someone with in order to keep him from being "convinced otherwise" by one or more fellow humans who might try to get him to change his presently-in-agreement-with-you viewpoint.
Anti-sway bars can indeed sometimes be an effective way to keep someone "on your team", but it can also prevent said person from honestly pondering a particular topic or issue and then forming his own unbiased opinion about said subject, similar to how main-stream religion often does.
anti-sway bar by QuacksO January 19, 2020
deduhction
A "no-brainer" or super-obvious reasoning-conclusion dat even a dimwitted lunkhead should conceivably be able to figger out on his own.
In E.A. Poe's classic detective-novel "The Purloined Letter", da wily Auguste Dupin is able to make a simple deduhction as to da letter's location' something dat da methodically-overthinking and "arbitrarily operating by da book" police chief had been unable to puzzle out himself.
deduhction by QuacksO January 19, 2020