Definitions by QuacksO
plum tuckered
Da feeling of utter exhaustion dat you get after majorly chowing down on Australian food dat's been prepared with copious quantities of luscious juicy purple "stool-softener" fruits.
Maybe if da landowner and da "troopers, one-two-three" has simply hidden and waited till da "jolly swag-man" had boiled da "jolly jumbuck" in his "billy" and then added some fresh lavender-colored oversize tree-berries to da pot, said "gleeful" stock-rustler would have been so "plum tuckered" after greedily devouring said fruit-embellished delicacy dat he could have been arrested and hauled off to jail, instead of simply running off and drowning himself in da billabong.
plum tuckered by QuacksO February 7, 2020
at-tract-tive
I got so mad about --- and fed up with --- those initially-"at-tract-tive" fake ten- and hundred-dollar bills that turned out to merely be "Disappointed? You won't be disappointed if you give your life to Jesus Christ!" message-slips that I finally decided to try beating the leaflets' printers --- and God --- at their own game... I mailed a "ten dollar" (hey, I even "went easy" on them; I wasn't even greedy enough to send a C-note one!) tract back to its organization of origin and included a note that read, "I'll make a bargain with you --- if you and God/Jesus are really so gung-ho all-fired up desirous that I convert to Christianity, you send me a real ten-dollar bill as a good-faith gesture and proof that God loves me, and then I'll become a Christian for life, no matter how bad things get for me!" But of course I never heard back from them... think of that, now... for just ten bucks --- TEN MEASLY BUCKS!! --- they could have had a staunch convert to Christianity there, yet they off-handedly chose to just ignore my offer! I guess that they actually DON'T genuinely care whether I follow their faith or not, then. What a bunch of phonies!!!
at-tract-tive by QuacksO February 7, 2020
hexplanation
A revealing of details/reasons as to why something didn't go right due to either the type of screw-head (i.e., you needed a small socket-wrench instead of a Philips screwdriver) or a voodoo curse.
If someone either believes in black magic or doesn't understand basics physics/mechanics, usually any hexplanation will work as an excuse with him.
hexplanation by QuacksO February 6, 2020
large-scale fraud
Refers to a weight-loss rip-off where they photograph da joyfully-beaming "satisfied customer" standing on an oversized weighing-machine dat merely makes him LOOK smaller/slimmer because said machine is itself so much bigger than a normal unit would be --- it's all merely a matter of perspective, like when they used bigger-than-normal set-pieces when filming da early-teenage Macaulay Culkin because he had grown so tall at such a young age.
Large-scale fraud aside, another simple way of faking weight-loss results is to use an **earlier** photo of da still-somewhat-slim-at-da-time person (i.e., BEFORE he even STARTED da weight-loss program!) as da "after" photo, and then showing a **later** photo of da person and falsely labeling it as a "before" photo --- i.e., showing da person in his **present** tubby bloated status dat he ballooned up to **after** starting da calorie-filled quackery-diet, and falsely claiming dat it's da "before" photo! Disgraceful!!
large-scale fraud by QuacksO February 6, 2020
curtesy
Da grudgingly-resentful politeness dat you receive from an overworked-and-underpaid employee or other businessperson who is expected to behave civilly to you, but doesn't feel like doing so for whatever reason.
acid-reflux
Refers to where you have to again apply (because the previous layer of said cleaner that you'd already spread on the joint accidentally got wiped off or contaminated) ferrous-metal-cleaning paste/fluid before using solid/acid-core solder to join non-electronic-type items, such as sheet-steel or piping.
Soldering is often cranky and tedious enough as it is, and so having to keep applying tinner's fluid is enough to give you acid-reflux from sheer frustration!
acid-reflux by QuacksO February 6, 2020